She wants you to come "play" with her.
You do realize you're gonna get arrested for that, right?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."Hey, this show needed a bit of fanservice. Beats my grandpa in any case.
Why did Percy jump on the water bed? The room looks like it's been through a flood now!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.He wanted to be a High Diver.
Why are there teeth on the floor?
Because I'm a dentist.
Why do you keep videotaping me in the shower?
edited 5th Aug '15 1:50:58 PM by Superjohn
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."I'm trying to find the douchebag who keeps using up all the soap.
Why is my son hugging a chicken?
It's been 3000 years…The chicken grabbed him first!
Why are you dating the pizza guy?
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..Why not? He's single and attractive.
Hey, what happened to our house!?
she/her | TRS needs your help! | Contributor of Trope ReportI did some redecorating.
Why are you dancing naked on top of your TV?
edited 24th Nov '15 8:12:27 AM by Superjohn
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."Weelll...I was promised a hundred bucks if I do this...
Why do all the electronics in my house produce the Blue Screen of Death - even ones that doesn't have any operating system like toasters and fridges?
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Look at the bright side: how many people can say that your toaster is actually toasting bread and Pop-Tarts within the ultraviolet spectrum? Hell, it's normally ready within half the time. Also, your fridge has finally figured out the metaphorical meaning behind Best Served Cold.
We all know why the chicken crossed the road, but how the hell did it know to use the crosswalk?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Look, I was bored and wanted to show chickens can do awesome things!
Why did the building sprout legs and ran away?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."Thread bump time!
It's a mobile military base. By having it move every so often, it keeps itself difficult to raid and/or destroy. Exactly how that design doesn't collapse on itself is another matter that I can't answer.
I'm pretty sure that my bathroom rug wasn't entriely yellow when I had left it there. Please explain.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I brought in a pretty big dog last night, he has an abnormal bladder.
Where's the lamb sauce?
busting all the bells out the boxSpace pirates took it
Why is there a seemingly bottomless hole in my garden?
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againI'm planting a bunch of trees that need to be stacked on top of each other. Also, there's a black tarp at the bottom, it's really only 100 feet deep.
Why is there a dead muggle in my house?
Edited by Spottedleaf on Feb 15th 2019 at 10:37:56 AM
We had to motivate The Hero somehow.
How are you all this bad at the game to leave it dead for over two years?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.In my defense I was captured by Space pirates.
Why is Cerberus and Hades in my garage?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."Some people who played too much Minecraft made a nether portal.
Why did you vandalise the witch article on the Minecraft Wiki?
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”Wait, I thought I was vandalizing the witch article for the Linecraft Wiki! My mistake.
Why are you letting the dog drive?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.They have a license, I don't.
Why is there a dead body in the kitchen?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."If you had to pay alimony you'd do the same
Why did you give the Mafia all of our money?
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?I am the Mafia. Those crime lords you hear about in the news? I actually lord over them. Now that you know, I can't let you leave.
Why did you clean the kitchen with fart spray?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I'd just cleaned it with bleach, and I hate the smell of bleach. So I replaced it with a more tolerable smell for my nose, fart.
Why is the toilet completely drained of water?
Tbh obsessed with making a world of my ocs and not doing anything w itI was thirsty...
...Don't you fucking judge me!
Why did the urinal just explode?
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
I said "vacuum"
why is their a naked woman dancing outside my house?
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."