Which of your avatars could best solve the above problem?

The Eleventh Doctor had a habit of getting trapped in boxes, some of which could keep in TIME. I'm sure a titanium one is child's play to him.

I need someone with a spaceship to take me to the nearest starbase/lunar colony.

It doesn't have a spaceship, but it can probably fly you there.

I need to walk down some stairs, but my legs are broken.

He can carry you!

I have been kidnapped by a Torture Technician. HELP!

(Fawful)

Freedom! But you will be brainwashed.

@Thegeniusyoshi: You can hotlink images from Tvtropes simply by pasting the link. This also includes your avatars.

Not if you get Mind Controlled first!

What is the derivative of x ²y ³ + 3y ³ = x - 4y?

She's an expert at physics, this should be child's play.

I need something deleted of the web.

None of my avatars have web skills, but maybe Electrobab's electricity powers can brute force it off.

I can't tape these two things together.

Just tear of a bit of it's ribbon and tie those things together.

I need help dealing with a bossy and mean babysitter

You'll need a villain number one to chase a babysitter on the run!

Someone's been breaking into my wine cellar every night for a week now.

edited 6th Aug '17 2:56:57 AM by Ghostninja109

There were probably multiple attempts of breaking into Bruce Wayne's wine cellar, so he should be experienced in this matter.

Local cult is causing a ruckus around these towns.

edited 6th Aug '17 3:15:03 AM by kaalban

Run 'em over.

I need to find a good movie to watch.

He's called the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man for a reason - he's willing to help with mundane tasks. And considering that his true identity is kind of a nerd, maybe he'll know a lot of movies to recommend.

I need tips on drawing.

The villager can do a lot of things so i'm pretty sure he can draw

Trying to get subs on you tube

Almost anything Jojo related is bound to get you atleast a few subs

I need a Ninja Maid

Gwen (the blue one with fur) could maybe pass as one.

I am trapped in an active volcano.

She has a Wvyern, she can fly you out.

I need a bomb defused.

Nedry's a smart guy. He could work it out as long as there aren't any poison-spitting dinosaurs around.

I need to stop a bank robbery.

Batman probably deals with this stuff all the time.

I'm trapped in the Void Between the Worlds.

edited 27th Feb '18 6:04:04 PM by Ghostninja109

Just sign this contract here and I'll gladly have you out of here in no time!

The Battle Theme Music is kicking in and a giant beast is coming out of the ground!

edited 27th Feb '18 6:21:55 PM by vjoi

Some explosives, and the beast is no more.

I need to beat up a dumbass who forgot to put a situation in this thread.

edited 27th Feb '18 6:25:10 PM by CyberController

Mafia will gladly help beat up annoying pest!

We need to roll back atmospheric CO 2 levels back to pre-20th century levels.

edited 27th Feb '18 7:46:49 PM by lewattoo

My current avatar (Primarina) could probably lower global warming with the cold water.

Everyone from The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is out for my blood!

Just give hims 2 or so more levels in the jungle, and he'll kill everyone in 10 seconds

My vinyl's scratched!

Now it's un-scratched.

I'm being chased by murderous clones of myself!

Here, have a friend who is hilariously OP.

I Just Want to Be Loved.