What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Cell phone contracts, online banking accounts, Wii accessories, cosmetics and a PS3.

None of which I'm interested in.

...You know you want. DO NOT DENY.

airbrushing to that degree is just eurgh.

True.

This ad always looks a bit weird to me at first glance. It's like she's got stuff coming out of her back.

Spanish Cable and a Wii.

Sounds like a saturday night.

I see a smaller version of this◊, an ad for a PS 3 and an ad for some MMORPG.

On my phone it keeps on trying to sell me box sets of shows and PS3s. It's really aggressive too, sending me there even whenever I touch the screen outside of a link to something else.

Oh my god people stop mentioning Scientology I keep getting Scientology ads.

:P

It's trying to sell me Amazon.com mp3s, the University of Phoenix, and Bistro MD. Take some Ritalin, Adbot.

I currently have some online Mafia game being advertised. It has the tagline "Kiss the Don's ring... OR DIE!"

My mind decided it was time head down to the gutter.

I keep getting ads for PS 3 and quick loans and all thse "city deal" stuff.

Oh, and most annoyingly, an ad for DNA. The annoying thing being that it's animated and is on infinite loop and if it pops up on my laptop, it can slow down page scrolling. But the kicker is that it seems to appear on EVERY. FUCKING. SITE. I VISIT.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:39:02 AM by KuroFox

So...am I the only person here who likes macarons?

What's that? Some kind of macaroni?

Macaroons are nice. Coconutty. I don't know what's with that ad though, I've never seen pink ones and who thought a green macaroon was a good idea?

I used to get ads for gay military dating. Or just gay dating in general.

Pink ones are strawberry. They're good.

Green ones are green tea flavored, like ice cream.

EDIT: Also, no, I don't have any funny ad related stories to share. So nyeh.

edited 5th Apr '11 4:13:48 AM by NiftyLostKite

"She craves passion... And his blood"

Oh boy, can't wait to read it.

Also a 5 year variable mortgage (too bad I don't own a house) and some movies on Amazon.

Oh, and the add post page have an ad for Google Ad Words and a book by Gena Showalter that's probably some kind of Twilight clone.

Macarons and Macaroons are different things entirely, Generally a Macaroon will be an Almond biscuit sort of thing,It's the american ones that are usually made with coconut

you can get Macarons in any colour you like really and they're all delicious

edited 5th Apr '11 5:29:18 AM by faradayangel

I once saw a commercial for a cell phone company... FROM INDIA.

edited 5th Apr '11 6:41:13 AM by MrW

Softcore twilight vampire porn novel with the girl as the vampire. also a generic romance novel side by side with university of phoenix

edited 5th Apr '11 6:46:50 AM by stevebat

I got that too.

And now it's back to showing me ads for prescription medication for conditions I do not have.

oh look it's an ad for Gumtree—

Hold on, it's showing me the exact same drum kit I was looking at on there a few minutes ago o_o

whut

There's a Super 8 ad telling me my weekend doesn't need to end so soon. It's tuesday and I have class in a few minutes... my weekend ended a while ago, Super 8.

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