Remarkably Unremarkable
"No, the tubing's made it stiff, and it's the left arm, which means no masturbation for the next 10 days." -Me to my father, after him asking if I felt any more comfortable with the home IV they inserted last night.
Believe
"Let me get this straight... he's squawking because his paper isn't symmetric?"
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
No Dragon Power
I meant the combination of that being on their and being played by a pregnant skinless robot
With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
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Tendo: Jeez, tendo, you have a right hand, don't you? Is that working?
Not dead yet.
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Bloody Fossil
"Communist hippies, that's the worst kind."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Baby Jesus three-point dunk!"
While my mom was rather haphazardly returning bits of a nativity scene into its storage tin.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Uh, what?
What'd you just say about my hair?!
NO I do not want to see your nipple hair!
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Was?
To be fair, it's hard to believe there is an entirely innocent reason to cover somebody's naked body in pastries.
Actual Wrestling Legend
I hope my cat is not getting off on this.
I'm a skeptical squirrel
"How about some ambiguous brown liquid? You said you were thirsty..."
Dreaming out loud.
"Those who miss the meeting on Friday will be treated like kings. Edward II, to be precise."
Progress on a big project isn't going well... I've tried to deal with such cases as politely as possible in the past weeks, but the exams are approaching and trying to discipline less motivated classmates in such a manner hasn't been very good for the morale. :/
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
This has been the best week ever for strange conversations and now I can't remember any of them. >_<
"It might just be simpler at that point to strap three cats and three slices of buttered toast in alternating directions, distributed regularly on spokes of a wheel. This would guarantee a permanent, non-equalising imbalance to the system."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"Boobs... in all the wrong places."
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
"I'd rather listen to Gilbert Gottfried read from the Necromonicon than have to listen to one minute of her reading from the phonebook."
I disagree with a friend of mine about how pleasing a certain actress' voice is.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
"Atticus is Jesus".
Little Laguz
"Your handlebar doesn't give me enough leverage when I tug on it."
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"Anyone for a game of tackle orchestra?"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Element of Class
"How does he even get in a car seat wearing a saddle?"
moments later:
"...Why is the saddle not the part of this that concerns me?"
saints row 3 is a very strange game
Birthright: an original web novel about Dragons, the Burdens of Leadership, and Mangoes.
Little Laguz
"These thaggers seem to be fond of my crotch."
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
Tomatoes are not astronomical bodies.
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
"Paul Atreides is the union of male and female, the magic hermaphrodite, the martial axiom, the sex-death of language and unique in all the middle world."
You'd be surprised at the tangents one can go off on on the Elder Scrolls Lore forum...
Somehow you know that the time is right.
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
A conversation with a friend of mine:
My Friend: Ok? So how can she tell that the money is counterfeight? It's not just wolf senses...
Me: Wolf Senses!
MF: But that's not-
Me: Wolf Senses! <ghostly sound effect> OooOOooh! </ghostly sound effect>
MF: But-
Me: <louder ghostly sound effect complete with handwaving> OOooOOooOOooh!! </louder ghostly sound effect complete with handwaving> It's magic! I don't have to explain shit!
edited 21st Nov '11 7:52:50 AM by KarlKadaver
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Singing contest between friends in the middle of a park to see how many weird looks I could get.
A rather dumb joke involving a crappy drawing I did for a friend, her boyfriend, and teeth.
edited 12th Nov '11 6:14:29 AM by Derwentian
No, my handle was not derived from the Latin name of a flower.