In the middle of the Westboro Baptist Church!
Worst place to like cartoons.
Welcome to the old folks home!
DAD, you're going in for surgery, don't watch Spongebob!
Unlucky road signs
(Can we please have at least 10 answers before changing scenes)
Beware of falling cows.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Watch For Falling Whales *
edited 13th Dec '10 8:18:59 PM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Look behind you!
Unlikely things for a sat-nav to say
Drive into the river!
Show an affirming flame
We are lost.
One just might
That cow is not supposed to be there.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
What are you askin me for?
Tief girl with eartude
Sorry. Hooman, you must die for the good of man and machine alike. Make a sharp turn at one-hun-dred yards and pray.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
One just might
That ravine in front of you is an illusion. Go straight.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Calendar enthusiast
Fuck, I don't know the way, let's just keep going and see where the road leads us.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Can we start a new scene? Anyone got an idea?
"Things You Should Never Post On Twitter?"
I'm dying.
82123
I'm on the crapper right now, and this wormish thing just will not come out!
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
Don't feed the plants!
ha ha ha i just killed my wife you should have seen her choking; was hilarious
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
Unlikely want ads
First Loyalty: Yourself
"I lost 20 pounds in 3 weeks! Call for free samples!"
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
Dead body needed.
If any of you are familar with Whose Line is it Anyway or Mock the Week, this is a fun game to play.
What happens is, a person picks a statement like Worst thing to say in a crisis or Worst place to fart and people have to answer them using a quick joke or something. At least five answers to a statement until we move on.
Note, you can suggest new scenes too!
Bad times to tell the truth.