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You're a very nosy fella, kitty cat, huh? You know what happens to nosy fellas? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses! [slash] Next time you lose the whole thing. Cut it off and feed it to my goldfish.

That smarts, doesn't it? To get slammed in the nose. Fucks you all up. You get that pain shooting through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun. But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get.
Vincent Coccotti, True Romance

He sees the fist travelling towards him. Something on it glints in the street light. Looks suspiciously like a knuckle dust...
His nose explodes.
It explodes.
A bomb goes off on the bridge of his nose and his septum ex-puh-lodes.

McIntyre explained, apologetically, that it was impossible for him to sign the document.
George McIntyre left the Salvador Dali Coffee Lounge of the Mimas Hilton, carrying his nose in a Mimas Hilton Coffee Lounge napkin.
Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

Mariano's nose looks like a smashed papaya.
Isabela Madrigal, Encanto

Oh! My nose!
The Hemulen, The Moomins

OOOHH, my nose!

LINCOLN JUST BROKE MY NOSE!

If you don't shut up, I'm going to rip out your septum!
Egon Spengler, novelisation of Ghostbusters (1984)

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