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I stroll onto the bridge the next morning at 0830 feeling extremely refreshed despite the early hour and plop down languidly in my chair. Tess gives me a funny look and rolls her eyes. "What?"
"What do you mean, 'what,' Eleya?" she says, walking over and sitting in the chair next to me. "You walk in here looking like a grayth that just dined on prize alicorn and expect nobody to notice? So, how was he?"

Observation: Ikari-kun and Pilot Soryu have returned to the classroom smelling alike and of each other, their tension is gone. Conclusion: they have just engaged in some activity together in a confined space that satisfied both of them. Second Conclusion: They utilized the school cleaning supply closet to engage in... sexual intercourse?

Daniel: And you two seem like you passed a very pleasant night. Get any sleep?
Asuka: (thinking) 'Oh Gott, is it written all over my face or something?'

Tina: I know what happened to you last night.
Monica: You do?
Tina: You had grab-the-headboard sex last night didn't you?
Monica: Tiiiiiiinaaaaaa!!!

Rory: You're smiling.
Lorelai: I'm happy.
Rory: Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I'm not that happy.

She spun to see an equally cheery Kara bearing down on her, her arms full of printouts. Like Rogue, she was still dressed in her nightclothes. She stepped aside and watched as Kara zipped by to plop her burden on the table. Then she saw the unexpected. Kara had gone straight to the coffee pot, and stopped long enough to quickly kiss Rogue. And, despite its quickness, there was nothing chaste about the kiss. Jenny had no doubt she had just witnessed a kiss between lovers.
"Well, I'm glad someone got laid last night!" She drawled, leaning in the doorway.

"It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?"
Jennifer Check, Jennifer's Body

"I sense you finally acted on your pent-up passion for the Fury Megaera, yes, little godling? These types of things, they don't escape my notice, and they're always so enjoyable to see!"
Aphrodite, Hades

Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?
Frannie: (stares at her) You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: How do you do that?!

"Someone got laid last night! Congrats honey!"
Zig-Zag to Sabrina, Sabrina Online

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