"Holy crap!! They TALKED! They actually TALKED! The Apocalypse has finally begun! Pigs are learning how to fly! Satan is skating his way to work, and I'm pretty sure that I just became a monkey's uncle!"
— The Nostalgia Critic, upon hearing Tom and Jerry talking during his review of their Big Damn Movie.
Timmy: Give me that crown!
Vicky: Oh, you want this crown? You got a better chance of some loser, 12-year-old wasteroid falling from the sky and plowing me into the ground!
(Francis, who had been sent into space at the beginning of the episode, reenters the atmosphere and lands on Vicky)
Vicky: (dazed) Here you go.
— The Fairly OddParents!, "Hex Games"
Thug: You want me and the homies to apologize, right? Mm-hmm. Cool. Tell you what. We'll apologize the day a monkey comes out of my butt. Then you get your "sorry." How 'bout that?
Bruce: What a coincidence! Because that's today.
They told me I could rule the world when Hell was frozen over
Hold up - is it just me? Or did it just get colder?
Hold up - is it just me? Or did it just get colder?
They told me I'd be king when Hell froze over
so did anybody noticed that the temp' just dropped?
so did anybody noticed that the temp' just dropped?
—JT Music, "Home to Hell"
Daughter: Momma, can my new curfew be midnight?
Mother: Uh, yeah, when pigs fly.
Daughter: You heard the lady Oinky.
(launches a pig from a catapult, sending it crashing into the neighbor's house)
Mother: Hmm. Midnight it is.
"I was telling my company supervisor in Nagasaki that one bomb had destroyed all of Hiroshima. He told me I was crazy. Just as he said that, the bomb fell on Nagasaki."
— Interview with Tsutomu Yamaguchi
, a man who survived both atomic bombings on Japan.
, a man who survived both atomic bombings on Japan."Well, I'll be. Hero's gonna be heroic. Well, I guess there's a first time for everything. (liquid spurts, and she looks down) Ooh, look, y'all. I got my period."
— Foxxy Love, Drawn Together ("Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!")
Nemo: Dad, maybe while I'm at school, I'll see a shark!
Marlin: I highly doubt that.
Nemo: Have you ever met a shark?
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says that sea turtles, said th-th... they live to be about a hundred years old!
Marlin: Well, you know what? If I ever meet a sea turtle, I'll ask him. After I'm done talking to the shark, okay?
