"This man had to be Captain Kangaroo for over thirty FUCKING YEARS! No scandal, no controversy, drank a lot. You would too. I don't think he knew the show was going to go thirty fucking years. 'Goddamn it, I'm fucking Captain Kangaroo. Thought the fucking gig would last two or three years, I didn't think I'd spend my whole fucking life as Captain Kangaroo! I was an actor, I was in the Actor's Studio, I wanted to do Death of a Salesman, I wanted to play Willy. My God, I'm Captain KANGAROO!'"
"And so, naturally, the press jumped all over the fact that three young women, who were previously girls, were now under the assumption that they could start acting like young women...I think we should just accept this as a time-honored tradition: the walkabout for the former child star. They go out into the desert, do some really embarrassing stuff, and return as adults. From Macaulay Culkin getting a guy to drink his urine, to Miley Cyrus doing everything she's done the past year and a half, this is just how young stars overcompensate. 'I need to be respected as an adult', so they let you know that they are adults now."
— Kyle Kallgren on Spring Breakers and its stars.
"I like to smoke. I'm 25 years old, and it so happens that I like to smoke. So out in Hollywood the studio press agents are still pulling cigarettes out of my hand and covering my drink with a napkin whenever my picture is taken. Little Sandra Dee isn't supposed to smoke, you know. Or drink. Or breathe."
"I'm not Walt Disney. I do a lot of things that Walt Disney wouldn't do. Walt Disney doesn't smoke. I smoke. Walt Disney doesn't drink. I drink."
"As the least-virgin idol in otaku history, you've earned the hatred of every nerd in little Tokyo. You're supposed to stay pure and save yourself for doujinshi."
— Stocking to Panty, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt manga.
(in a cutesy voice)
2020 mobbin' mythical crew!
We are "hololive: Myth",
Let me show you how we do!
(in a deeper, more mature voice)
Did you really think I'd rap like that? Sorry, tough luck!
Vocals gangster as can be, I'm still moe as fuck!
2020 mobbin' mythical crew!
We are "hololive: Myth",
Let me show you how we do!
(in a deeper, more mature voice)
Did you really think I'd rap like that? Sorry, tough luck!
Vocals gangster as can be, I'm still moe as fuck!
— Calliope Mori, "Reaper or Rapper?"
"Being known as the 'be kind' lady is a tricky position to be in. So let me give you some advice out there. If anybody is thinking of changing their title or giving yourself a nickname, do not go with the 'be kind' lady. Don’t do it."
Nigel: Gentlemen, you just recorded your first Number One. Oh, yes.
Homer: Wait 'til I tell Marge!
Nigel: Oh, yes. Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and, uh, we want them to think they can.
Homer: Wait 'til I tell Marge!
Nigel: Oh, yes. Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and, uh, we want them to think they can.
"Oh, Senpai, you changed. Huh? Do you like hero movies? I hear it's difficult for actors in those roles! They have to make sure to keep their personal lives decent, so they don't ruin the kids' image of their characters. I guess, in that respect, idols are the same..."
— Rise Kujikawa, Persona 4
