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Quotes / A Tankard of Moose Urine

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[Red attempts to get Ranger Gord to say the word "water"]
Red: This is something you drink.
Ranger Gord: Vinegar and sap.
Red: No, sorry, that was my fault. This is something normal people drink.
Ranger Gord: Beer.
Red: Okay, but this has no taste to it.
Ranger Gord: American beer?
The Possum Lodge Word Game, The Red Green Show

"Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water."
Eric Idle, Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

Is there something wrong!? EVERYTHING is wrong! An exciting meal has been ruined by the presence of this... LIQUID FILTH!
Adrian Carsini taking his wine seriously, Columbo

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