You will need: "Special $200 CD with email addresses lifted from USENET! All completely legal! Really!"
Also required: Overall worthlessness, wretched stench, complete and utter lameness, heart of darkness, unending depravity, lack of a soul, I.Q. the equivalent of pond scum, and the charm of a three-day-dead rat left festering in the sun that even the maggots won't touch because it's so goddamn ugly and repulsive.
We won't actually go into the details of this job as it's far too disgusting, even for us. Nevertheless, as a spammer you will now honestly be able to say your downfall from humanity is complete, that your eternal damnation is assured and that none exist who can surpass you in vileness.
Now get away from me."
In email slang, spam is when an email user sends the same message to a large number of people using an automated list, generally for scam or advertisement purposes. The Nigerian Prince 419 Scam is a good example. In order to spam an email account, the spammer must first get the email address by using a phishing site, spyware, hacking, or simply by buying it from a website you trusted more than you should have. Once they have your address, you can receive spam from them for years. And by combining automated dialers with prerecorded messages or chatbots, the spammers don't even need your email address anymore, just a phone number to call or text.
In message board slang, a spammer is someone who makes short, meaningless posts that add nothing to a thread besides making one scroll down farther. These can come in a variety of forms and for a number of reasons. These are:
- Post Count raising: Most message boards will record your number of posts and a person's post count is often a sign of how active they are in the community. Therefore, a person who wants to appear more active than they really are will make a large number of junk posts to artificially increase their number. Most message boards refer to this as "post count whoring" and actively discourage it, but it is still a common occurrence on many boards. On some forums linked with certain websites, desirable content is only available to those who have more than a certain post count.
- Trolling: Many Trolls will make a few junk posts to make themselves seem like real posters as a lead up to their attack. Others will spam as part of their attack. This can include posting one or two-word messages in response to everyone's posts to infuriate them, or simply flooding the board with the same offensive message over and over again. Either way, it's seriously annoying.
- They don't have anything to say: Often spamming is a simple result of people lacking a good internal censor and simply disgorging the first meaningless phrase that enters their heads. This is the most common form of spamming and can involve everything from the insipid habit of the first person to reply to a thread posting nothing but "First Post" to the hated "Me Too". Either way, it's the forum equivalent of a half-empty can of diet coke.
- Bumping: They're trying to keep a thread at the top of the page by "bumping" it. Less subtle spammers will simply post "bump" ad nauseam.
- There's also the ones who don't trim the post they're quoting, even if the quote contains large pictures or is itself a quote-of-a-quote-of-a-quote. Or, in really bad cases, both.
- Spambots: They aren't a person at all, but a program. Dropped off considerably recently, once forums started putting in special security measures like registration codes. Used for multiple purposes, such as making spam ads outside of the increasingly unreliable email, or - in a scary case - by criminal organizations trying to spread their influence. Various messages in middle-eastern language(s) translatable as threats, as well as threats in English originating from similar sources, were made around the time of Saddam Hussein's execution on BBS and imageboard sites.
- Quite a lot of forums have 'spam boards' these days, in which you'll usually find nothing but spam posts. Often, but not always, the posts on these boards don't count to your total. On these boards, the term 'spammer' is at least a compliment, at best a badge of honor.
Note that sometimes a spammer is actually shilling for The Con or a Sock Puppet in disguise. Therefore, it is a good idea to totally ignore all spammers, just to be safe. Unfortunately, a website called Social Toaster is encouraging fans of various musicians and artists to spam for them in ways that haven't been seen in a long time, creating fandom armies of unwitting (or in some cases thoroughly willing) human spambots.
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- Jason Fox from FoxTrot has been known to do this, mostly by spamming his sister Paige's inbox with 21,752 messages telling her to "Purchase Jasonsoft's Spam-Block Software!"
- Freedom(TM), the sequel to Daemon, takes a brief moment out from the main plot to portray the brutal, Frank Castle-style Vigilante Execution of several men running an email spam server out of a rented office. This was presumably a bit of Author Appeal at work, as Daniel Suarez's day job is computer security.
- Rebuild World: As Akira's renown as a hunter increases, he gets more and more messages like these sent to his data terminal offering to sell him support like information gathering and logistics. His Virtual Sidekick Alpha responds with copy pasted replies to most of them seeing it as redundant compared to her own support, with a few valid things getting forwarded to Sheryl who manages Akira's gang. This comes up when the high-strung villainess Chloe tries to butter up Akira with an offer Alpha judged Too Good to be True and has to track him down in hysterics.
- Viper from Super Minion has a tendency to use spam as a weapon. At one point she responds to a reporter covering an event with an anti-mutant bias by putting a long post explaining why he's wrong, a dozen shorter posts from alt accounts upvoting and agreeing, and another alt account making fun of the reporter's hair. Imp also notes that if she gets mad, avoiding her in person won't help because she'll just sign you up for a huge array of spam email lists.
- Loudness's 2006 song "Don't Spam Me" is a rant about spammers and spam e-mail.
- Deus Ex: Human Revolution features spam as an inbox item. The spam even appears in secret black-ops networks.
- Similarly, some of the email Commander Shepherd receives in Mass Effect 2 is in-universe spam.
- Deltarune Chapter 2, set in a Dark World based on computers and the internet, features a character named Spamton G. Spamton, a shady, down-on-his-luck salesman with an obsession with being a "Big Shot", whose speech is littered with what seems to be glitchy attempts to link to various products. Taking the wrong choices in the battle against him will cause you to lose Dark Dollars. Unusually, however, Spamton is actually not in it for the money, but rather for a chance to break past the Fourth Wall.
- One storyline in Angband Tales From The Pit features a kobold that sends spam for stat-enhancers.
- In Schlock Mercenary, spamming is a capital offense.
As early as the 21st century spammers were already less popular than defense attorneys, door-to-door fragrance salesmen, and the French. By the late 31st century they were held in the same regard as pedophiles and telemarketers.
The stigma was so powerful that Hormel was forced to rename their increasingly unpopular luncheon meat to "SPHLEGM" (Salted, Processed Ham and Lard. Edible? Gag a Maggot!)