Link awakens After the End and has to stop the Leaking Can of Evil from causing another Apocalypse How, exploring anything and everything in any order along the way.
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Link blows himself up repeatedly, sets himself on fire, gets frozen, walks head-first into heavily armed foes, falls down ravines, gets crushed/pelted with boulders, gets electrocuted, barely sleeps for weeks on end, gets his horse killed from under him a couple of times, somehow eking out food and shelter, all while stumbling his way to rescue Princess Zelda... if he ever gets there.
- Link... You are the light - our light - that must shine upon the unabridged version again.
