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Hairy orange spoon
spreads love through the galaxy
with his trusty steed

(or alternately)

Angry skeleton
suffers slow sanity slip
due to said orange spoon

-thebfoot

The Greater Hater
Dominator's here
Sole hope lies in these 4 dorks
Shit we're really screwed

The Big Day
Wander gets married
To Hater of all people
Wedding gets crashed though

The Breakfast
Split screen episode
Lord Hater versus Wander
Winner gets to eat

The Fremergency Fronfact
Electrocution
Leaves Lord Hater high as f*ck
Dentists are scary

The Boy Wander
Wander plays Batman
Weird Al plays a banana
Sylvia's done with life

The Wanders
Decent episode
Wait a minute HOLY SHIT
DAMN RIGHT IN THE FEELS

The Axe
Peepers gets fired
Hater gets beat by sandwich
Whoops, Peepers is back

The Loose Screw
Crazy old lady
Wasn't crazy after all
Gee, who would have guessed?

The It
Lord Hater plays tag
Villains cower before him
Makes sense in context

The Cool Guy
Hater and Awesome
Party cross the galaxy
Peepers gets jealous

The Catastrophe
Cute cat videos
Hypnotize entire world
Is this satire?

The Rager
Wander throws party
Hater's finally happy
Schmate's great so chillin'!

The Good Bad Guy
Lord Hater's hero
Ends up being Wanderized
SUNSHINE BANJO FACE

The Battle Royale
All-out war breaks out
Dominator fights Hater
Great, now he's in love

The Matchmaker
Title card madness
Ensues all because of a
Stupid love letter

The New Toy
The new Hate.R.V.
Makes its debut appearance
And keeps getting wrecked

The Black Cube
Black Cube is my son
He does not deserve all this
Must be protected

The Eye On The Skullship
Andy is my son
He does not deserve all this
Must be protected

The Secret Planet
Wander tells a lie
Then he tells another lie
Now he's cross-dressing

The Bad Hatter
Hater gets the hat
This can only end so well
Backstory alert

The Hole...Lotta Nuthin'
Black hole traps Wander
Then Lord Hater tortures him
Hater's a cyborg

The Show Stopper
Wander shreds guitar
Dominator's not impressed
But I know I am

The Cartoon
Hater makes cartoon
It works out very poorly
LMFAO

The Bot
Cute bot learns to live
Then is murdered brutally
Fuck Dominator

The Family Reunion
Sylvia's family
Is very problematic
But the ending's nice

The Rival
Hater is jealous
Wacky hijinks soon ensue
Did...Awesome just DIE?

My Fair Hatey
It's a musical
Touching, funny and kick-ass
All at the same time

OR

They freeze up the ship
Dominator lets it go
See what I did there?

The Legend
The show's cast and crew
Pokes some fun at fanfiction
Feels! SO MANY FEELS!

The Bad Neighbours
Sitcom parody
Awesome has PTSD
He should get some help

The Party Poopers
Some toilet humour
And by some I mean A LOT
Why is this funny?!

The Waste Of Time
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
SYLVIA NAMED HIM OH GOD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

The Hot Shot
New hero in town
But he's really Brad Starlight
And his cousin Chad

The Night Out
Lord Dominator
Spends a night with Sylvia
Shippers go insane

The Search For Captain Tim
This episode was
Foreshadowed in Waste Of Time
Alien references

The Heebie Jeebies
Spooky-ass ghost mimes
Scare the crap out of Wander
Then they disappear

The Sick Day
Taking an off-day
Will not end the universe
DOMINATOR will

The Sky Guy
Little bitty friends
Live in tiny universe
To them, WE ARE GODS

The Robomechabotatron
The machine is called
"Robomechabotatron"
Got that Lord Hater?!

The Flower
Just because I'm sad
Doesn't mean I'll give up hope
That just made me cry

The End Of The Galaxy
Wander tries to help
Dominator turns him down
THEN ATTACKS HIS FRIEND

OR

Maybe there's still hope
Dominator can still change
Oh wait nevermind

OR

Just one planet left
How will they get out of this?
HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN!

OR

Hater's bad again
I guess old habits die hard
Peepers is so gay

OR

Peepers is best dad
Dominator's best villain
But neither will change

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