I can make it this —
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again
— Petranca
This is a haiku.
This haiku is a Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.
— superfroggy
It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.
— Wolfman2000
Red fruits fall upwards.
Spikes shoot off everywhere.
The moon rolls you flat.
— Komodin
Super hard jumping
Makes for many many deaths
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
— Major Tom
Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries
or delicious fruit.
— INUH
Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Damn Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.
When I play tonight
I'll realise my biggest fright:
Mr. Yuk was right!
Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?
