Subject Name: superfroggy (alias, actual name withheld)
Description: Subject is a male organic life-form of the species Homo Sapiens, currently residing in [REDACTED]. Further experimentation has revealed that the subject responds to stimuli, and particularly dislikes being set ablaze; however, the possibility that it is sapient remains doubtful.
Subject has been observed to occasionally make attempts at emulating humor, prose, and/or humorous prose. As the substance produced by these attempts is highly corrosive, it is advised that observers maintain a safe distance and do nothing that may provoke the subject.
Subject has recently become a member of CHOPSTICKS. Researchers are advised to be alert for signs of this developing into true weeaboo behaviour; if this occurs, the subject must immediately be destroyed to ensure the safety of our employees.