- Pretty much every line uttered by Eric Freeman.
- Ricky impaling a man with an umbrella, then opening it on the other side!
- The guy at the back of the cinema, particularly when he starts singing along to the main feature jingle.
- Jennifer's Loud Gulp, followed by a hilarious delivery of the line "Uh oh!"
- And how calmly she says it.
Funny / Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2