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- During the opening cutscene, one of the demons busts up Wang's ride by throwing a giant bunny into the windshield.
- Also, he picked up said bunny while it was humping another one. Talk about Coitus Interruptus.
- Early in the game Wang is ambushed by a horde of enemies which literally fall from the sky, all he can do is sing in a tone of self-mockery with a dash of Oh, Crap! "fuck my life".
- Wang's version of My Favorite Things Wang: Cutting up thugs with their faces so ugly~! Stomping on demons who aren't all that snuggly~! Shooting at Nightmares that fly with their wings~! These are a few of my favorite things~!
- Wang's quips at Smith expense (calling him "white man" and "old man")note is highly amusing. The former leaves Smith bemused and the latter is enough for him to threaten to cut off Wang's, well, wang.
- During combat, Wang cannot keep his mouth shut, and the stuff that comes out runs the gamut from pop culture references to dick jokes. Here are some highlights.Wang: [revolver kill] Do you feel lucky, prick/dipshit/asshole/chump/Mary?
Wang: [SMG kill] You know what's funny? You're full of holes!
Wang: [handgun kill] Chuck, chuck! Doesn't sound like good news for you!
Wang: [assault rifle kill] This is my rifle, this is my Wang. Wait a second...
Wang: [shotgun kill] BOOM GOES DA BOOMSTICK!
Wang: [grenade launcher kill] WOOOO!! It's like playing pool with high explosives!
Wang: [bow kill] Get the point?!/Just the tip!
Wang: [reloading] Oh hello, new ammo friends! Are you ready to kill some people/fuckfaces?
Wang: [equipping a bow] Hello, I'm Lo Wang, and I'll be your acupuncturist today!/Hey, could you put an apple on your head real quick?
Wang: [killing a Fang] Ban-fucking-zai you ugly son of a bitch!
Wang: [killing a Serpentaur/Claw] (nonchalant) You're not the ugliest thing I've killed today.
Wang: [killing a human] Hey, you dropped something! Oh, it's your dignity/blood.
Wang: [overkill] This isn't your day/week/month/year/century/millennium/lifetime.
Wang: [trying to use power without chi] Where the fuck is the Chi when you need it?
Wang: [casting Vanish] Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting dickheads.
Wang: [killing with Vanish] Crouching Tiger, hidden Wang. Hehehe.
Wang: [killing an Elite enemy] Who... wants... some... WAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNG?!!
Wang: COWA-FUCKING-BUNGA!
Wang: [taking a lot of damage] This seems a lot less painful than it does in video games... fuck!
Wang: [taking a lot of damage] Oh fuck me! - Continuing with Wang's incapacity of keeping his mouth shut for our amusement he has plenty of mission related quotes:Wang: Oh man, if you guys get any more ugly, I'm going to have to start killing you blindfolded.
Wang: Oh, hey you guys, you need directions? Just take a sharp left through my sword and keep on going.
Wang: [visiting Zilla City for the first time] Zilla shitty. I-I mean city. No... I mean, shitty. - The descriptions of the weapons and the enemies in the Wanglopedia are always good for some laughs.Li'l Wang: This katana got ice in its veins, blood in its eyes, hate in its heart and love on its mind.
Marvin: This is what you get when you let retro-futurist hipsters into a weapons lab. Looks like Flash Gordon, punches like Jack Dempsey.
Jigoku: What looks like intricate carving on this weapon is actually twelve trapped demons howling for souls to devour. Not kidding.
Hauer: Mom's Hamburger Recipe: Point this in the general direction of your enemies. Pull trigger. You're the best, Mom!
The Duke: Some say automatic grenade launchers are tacky. Others say "Oh my god, you blew my legs off with your automatic grenade launcher!"
ZI-R0B1N: Why put Chi plasma tech into a bow? Why does a dog lick his balls?
Fist of Gozu: Big, meaty, and brutal, just as its namesake. What else did you expect from a big F-ing axe?
Arm of Orochi: ....An elegant weapon for an entirely uncivilized age.
Nobitsura Ka-Ge: A modern replica, recreating a beloved blade to its tiny detail (weird-ass deamon [sic] soul not included). The set includes an update on the notation of the blade for customers who mispronounced the hell out of it (seriously... 'cage'?). The item was created with the high-end Western market in mind, focusing on hardcore cosplayers and die-hard fans. WARNING! Not for children under 3 years; choking hazard.
Thorntail: Thank god fleas are so small you can't see their OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Talon: The same way Claws can turn into Talons, sometimes Talons split into Claws. It's the circle of shiiiite...
Crawler: These feral demons reproduce with abandon in the wilderness. At least someone's having fun out there.
Mother Drone: Mommy, where do drones come from? FROM THIS GIANT NIGHTMARE DRONE MOTHER. Now for the last time, go to sleep.
One-Trick Pony: The One Trick Pony has one trick. It's a pretty good trick. - The Way of the Wang is an essential example of Hurricane of Euphemisms.Wang: The Way of the Wang is long. The Way of the Wang is hard. The Way of the Wang is ribbed... for her pleasure.
- At the beginning of the All in the Family mission, when Ameonna sends Lo Wang to meet with Kamiko's father, the Oyabun of the Yakuza (who turns out to be Ameonna's own brother Mezu) for purposes of finding Kamiko's body, Lo Wang asks Ameonna what part of him he should cut off, desperately wanting to cut said father's wang off out of spite due to the father in question being a rapist piece of shit that Mamushi Heika had sold her own daughter to. Ameonna replies that any part will do...but the hand is usually best, to which Lo Wang sounds quite put out.
- The Death Metal Bunny returns in Shadow Warrior 2. Only it's a huge and monstrous abomination now.
- One of the loading pages you can get shows a ninja decapitating a demon with a chainsaw... While taking a selfie.
