Funny / Pedro Pascal

• Pedro Pascal's proposal for Oberyn Martell's funeral.
• From John Rocha's 2018 interview with Pascal, conducted to promote The Equalizer 2:
  • When Rocha tries to ask Pascal for some details on his then-secret role in Wonder Woman 1984, Pascal falls over mid-sentence, then states that Warner Bros. installed a chip in his head, which prevents him from delivering spoilers. He's since repeated this gag in other interviews, eventually updating it to Disney safeguarding him from spoiling The Mandalorian.
  • Pascal offers to replace Daniel Day-Lewis for a hypothetical Phantom Thread sequel.
  • Before Rocha wraps up the interview, the Bolivian-American critic and Pascal discuss The World Cup... in Gratuitous Spanish. Pascal rants about how many Latin American countries didn't win, but brushes off Argentina's loss with a nonchalant, "Bueno, chao, Argentina."^note Subtitled as, "Well, good riddance, Argentina." In a panic, Pascal^note whose brother-in-law and nephews have Argentinian heritage immediately assures Argentinian viewers — in a blend of Spanish and English — that he was just kidding, and blows a succession of kisses.
• Pascal's Reaction Video to the hosts of the Talk Art podcast (who interviewed him in their third episode) accidentally misnaming him "Pedro Pastel" provides some priceless-looking expressions of disgust, even if he only says two words aloud^note a disappointed, "Oh, anyway..." when the hosts abruptly shift discussion away from him. Apparently he recorded the video before he got out of bed, much less got dressed for the day.
• The video portion of Pascal's September 2020 GQ Germany interview subjects him to 12 either or questions. Among others:
  • He chooses "very strange patchy facial hair" over his clean-shaven appearance from roughly 10 years earlier.
  • He chooses glasses over contact lenses, hinting that Oberyn's Eye Scream left him disgusted with the thought of sticking his fingers into his eyes.
  • He chooses boxers over briefs, reasoning that he shouldn't "hurt the boxers' feelings"; the video even uses this line as the Precap.
• In between takes on The Last of Us Season One, Pascal would often lighten the mood by speaking in a Valley Girl dialect, inspired by hairstylist Coco Ullrich. Saturday Night Live eventually worked the voice into this sketch, in which Pascal plays a coma patient who deliriously awakens with a ditzier personality. He has since repeated it in interviews as well.
• Pascal confessed during his 2024 SAG-AFTRA-hosted career retrospective that he once forgot his lines during a performance of Much Ado About Nothing, and ended up blurting an anachronistic "Whatever" before proceeding with the show as normal.