Funny / Five Nights at Freddy's: Help Wanted 2

• The "First Aid" minigames have you healing various random injuries or maladies Helpy has sustained. One of the more memorable injuries Helpy can sustain is a "ballpit accident". This can also somehow give him rabies.
  • One of the injuries he sustains is a wound on his knee. You fix this by smacking his knee with a hammer and repeatedly anesthetizing him when he inevitably starts screaming. Keep in mind this is training to help children with similar injuries, and you begin to wonder how this company ever remotely passed itself off as child-safe.
  • At the end of every treatment, the nurse program reminds you to give the patient a candy. The candy of course is a legally binding agreement not to sue Fazbear Entertainment.
• While this obviously earns you a jumpscare, the Endo Warehouse minigame allows you to teach the endoskeletons some... interesting associations, including kicking a child's birthday cake and striking dogs with a baseball bat.
• How do you defend yourself from Minireenas in "Ballora Gallery"? Just grab 'em by the waist and fling 'em into the darkness! And if you shake them around or hit them against surfaces, they make a sound effect suspiciously similar to the death sound from the LEGO games.
• Roxanne's description of the Glamrock Salon: "Here, we make children beautiful, presentable, and socially acceptable." The final point is punctuated with a hand heart.
• Sun's extremely catty, critical comments towards the player if they fail their Arts and Crafts project. And once the player completes the artwork, he only admires it for a few seconds before shoving it through a paper shredder.
  • Just like in the last game, you can eat some of the items including the glue in the Daycare Arts and Crafts mode. Sun isn't best pleased.
    Sun: Okay! We're going to learn a new word today: Indigestion! That's how you get it.
    Sun: (horrified spluttering noises) That's how we get ulcers!
  • You can also mess with Sun by shooting darts at his face or throwing the supplies around, causing him to get progressively more ticked-off.
• Just the fact that the STAFF Bots are somehow capable of going on strike in the Fizzy Faz levels.
• When handling food orders, there's something funny about Glamrock Chica pointing at the soda fountain as if to say, "Hey, don't forget what I want to drink!".
• In "Cold Storage", Freddy has some rather comically snarky lines, such as by asking how many birthday parties "little Jimmy" has or pointing out that the cake on the table is not little Jimmy's cake — and that Jimmy himself would know the difference. All while maintaining his usual cheery nature.
• One of the various arcade games is Bonk-a-Bon which predictably has the player beating Bon-Bon and Bonnet with a mallet which would already be hilarious. On top of that Circus Baby plushies have invaded the machine and won't go down as easily as the Bons requiring players to rapid fire smack them back into the holes they pop out of. Helpy also makes an appearance but if smacked deducts points from the player while making his familiar neck snapping crunch, and you can hit a half dozen of them in less then a minute which turns the crunch from unsettling to unmitigated comedy.
• "Fazer Blast: FNAF 3" pits you against Springtrap... Or more precisely, a very persistent gallery target of him with multiple types of targets on him, with each target struck removing a part of the cut out's decal. At the end, it tries to leap on you, which is defused by shooting it in its laser target heart until it just falls over dead. Yes, the level is essentially a boss fight with an angry piece of cardboard that ends in it trying to jumpscare you.
• It may be offset slightly by Shattered Roxy's anguish, but the styles in the three "Salon" games can be hilariously garish and random. It's especially funny when Roxy proudly prepares to go on stage dressed in mismatching accessories and clashing makeup colors — a style she herself requests.
• In the non-VR version of the hub, you can find Candy Cadet off in the corner, *still* struggling to stay powered on, with a conveniently respawning coin to let him tell you one of his patented stories. The hook of "a family who missed the biggest opportunity of their lives" would absolutely get the attention of lore hounds... only to find that each successive coin is him hawking a 50 dollar pizza party package. He concludes in a more typically morose fashion of "They didn't buy it and they all died."