Drinking game for The Nostalgia Critic.
- Take a shot every time he uses a skit to help make a point. WARNING: The reboot will not be kind to your liver on this one.
- Take a sip every time he mentions having an abusive childhood.
- Take a sip every time he fires off his gun.
- Take a sip every time someone shoots him with a gun. Take another sip if he shoots himself.
- Take a sip every time he makes a Spaceballs joke.
- Take a sip every time he references The Phantom Menace (which he'll never review). Two sips if it's about Jar-Jar Binks. Three sips if it references the scene where Anakin asks if Padme is an angel.
- Take a sip every time he references My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (which he'll also never review).
- Take a sip every time Hyper ignores Critic's "no", take a shot if the no is violent.
- Take a sip every time he's in drag. Two if he's happy about it. Three if he's embarrassed about liking it.
- Take a sip every time there's Ship Tease. Shot if it's between Critic and another guy.
- Take a sip every time there's Reality Subtext in the reboot.
- Take a sip every time he cries. Drain the glass if it's long drawn-out sobbing.
- Drain the bottle if there's a "Critic against the world" episode and everyone around him is a Straw Character.
- Take a sip every time he makes the "Zuuul, motherfucker, zuuul!" joke.
- Take a shot every time he mentions or references Frozen (2013) in the reboot.
- Finish the bottle if he ends up gushing over it.
- Take a sip every time he mocks Pokémon. Take another one if he says you can like it, it's just not his thing.
- Finish the bottle if the Pokemon bashing gets violent or dark.
- Drink two bottles and encourage more when people around him are allowed to give arguments (like Curiosa), or people he's up against are actual characters who have it in their nature to be condescending and horrible (like Uncle Lies).
- Take a shot every time the audience begins booing.
- Take a shot every time he does a spit take.
- Take three shots every time he uses three adjectives to describe a movie in the last few minutes while holding three fingers up.
- Take a shot every time he says "Now, to be fair…"
- Take a sip every time he complains about CGI.
- Take a sip every time he makes a Top 11 list with Animaniacs in it.
- Down the bottle if he reviews something Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles related.
- Take a sip every time he complains about bad symbolism.
- Take a shot every time he says “A faaaamily picture!” (You might want to stay away from Son of the Mask.)
