Fan-made characters for the Sandsverse.
In general
Vendors are blogs purportedly ran by animals who each sell some sort of extremely specific product. They are distinguishable by their use of Standard Sands Vernacular.
- Animalistic Abomination: Downplayed. Though the characters are animalistic, most of them are less powerful than the real characters, and some are implied to be the ghosts of mortal bloggers.
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Follow the Leader: This page wasn't called "Bootleg Sandsverse" for nothing." - The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Good luck finding a single post by them where they actually sell something.
- Severely Specialized Store: Each vendor sells one thing, and one thing only.
- Strange-Syntax Speaker: Moreso than the canon blogs. Many spirits have quirks that go beyond Standard Sands Vernacular, and some forego one or more aspects of SSV (most commonly the Every Word Capitalized rule) altogether.
- Talking Animal: Well, typing animals, but still.
- Theme Naming: Many of their URLs end with the number 100, following in the steps of the original.
Isabell
Isabell is a kea who loves to bite people - in fact, that's what she sells.
- Sticky Fingers: Isabell loves to steal things, especially from the rich.
- Psycho Pomp: Isabell hopes she can become one if she gets enough 5-star ratings on her posts.
- Sex Shifter: She uses pictures of both male and female keas for their visage. When asked about this, she simply said "Im Kea".
Rexbert
- Worthy Opponent: Rexbert considers Isabell one, though the feeling isn't mutual.
- Mad Mathematician: Everything from his speech patterns to his blog background is math themed, and he's certainly not hinged.
- Mechanical Abomination: When he transforms into Mega-Rexbert, he appears to be one of these.
- Our Ghosts Are Different: He calls himself, as well as the other fan-characters, "Spirits".
- Planet Eater: Rexbert has been known to drink stars and eat comets.
