The characters found in the comic book series Asterix. Characters with a Dub Name Change have their original French name in the parentheses next to their English version name.
- Berserk Button: the Battle of Alesia is one for all of them. As Obelix puts it:Obelix: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALESIA? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE ALESIA IS! NOBODY KNOWS WHERE ALESIA IS!
- The Dreaded: the Gaulish village has gained quite a reputation as the most feared district by the Roman army. In Asterix in Corsica the antagonist, a Roman praetor, is threatened to be posted to the Gaulish village if he fails. And in Asterix in Beligum they are surprised to find they have been surpassed by the Belgians as the most fearsome Gaulish people.
- Gossipy Hens: The womenfolk of the village enjoy gossip easily, and it causes a detriment in "The Roman Agent" and to a lesser level in "Asterix and Son".
- Not So Above It All: Asterix, Getafix and to an extent Vitalstatistix are the sanest heads in their village, but even they at times have their share of comic mishaps.
- Proud Warrior Race Guy: They have nothing against Romans, but they will not be dominated or ruled by anyone.
Voiced in French by: Roger Carel (1967-2014), Christian Clavier (2018)
Voiced in English by: Lee Payant (Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and Cleopatra); Sean Barrett (The Twelve Tasks of Asterix); Jack Beaber (Asterix Versus Caesar); Bill Oddie (Asterix and the Big Fight UK dub); Henry Winkler (Asterix and the Big Fight US dub); Craig Charles (Asterix in America); Paul Giamatti (Asterix and the Vikings); Ken Kramer (Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods)
Played by: Christian Clavier (1999-2002), Clovis Cornillac (2008), Edouard Baer (2012)
The main character of the series, Asterix got into various adventures with his much larger friend Obelix.
- The Ace: Astérix is, despite his small size, the best warrior of the village. And he also happens to be one of the smartest characters in the whole series representing all the positive ideals of a Frenchman.
- Art Evolution: He started out crude and lumpy-looking but got more rounded, cuter features.
- Badass Mustache: Asterix is a Badass warrior and sports a fantastic moustache fitting for a tribal society, yellow and droopy.
- Bash Brothers: With Obelix. Being born on the same day they are thick as thieves and the village's champions.
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The latter, with Obelix as the big guy. Well he is little compared to most other characters as well.
- Brains and Brawn: The Brains to Obelix's Brawn.
- Celibate Hero: He generally shows old school chivalry towards women and rarely pays much attention to them, having no interest in settling down and becoming a family man. Although when Panacea kisses him at the end of Asterix the Legionary, he falls for her just as hard as Obelix did. He also appreciates Cleopatra's nose ("Very pretty!"). It's implied that he has a thing for Bravura.
- Classical Antihero: A very downplayed one. He has all the belief in justice of an outright hero, he just stops short of being an Ideal Hero because of his plain, unimpressive looks and slight lack of physical prowess (which is still pretty good for someone of his physique) which he balances out by being a playful and sneaky fellow who has no trouble outwitting his mostly dim-witted opponents.
- Cool Helmet: Almost never seen without wearing his winged helmet. This is actually used as a plot point in The Great Crossing; when Obelix finds Asterix's helmet on the ground he instantly and correctly deduces that something must have happened because Asterix never takes his helmet off except to eat or sleep, and he wouldn't have been doing either of those things.
- Deadpan Snarker: Usually good-natured, but he seldom passes up an opportunity to deliver some snarky remarks. And there are lots of such opportunities...
- Expressive Accessory: His helmet's wings are in different positions depending on his mood.
- Guile Hero: Where even magic-potion powered brute strength fails, Asterix uses his brains to defeat the obstacles in his way. In the Twelve Tasks story, he tricks a martial artist into telling him how to defeat him, gets a hypnotist to hypnotize himself and drives an entire asylum of bureaucrats insane by playing their own game against them.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Blond-haired and the most heroic and noble of the main cast.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Obelix. Best friends, comrades in arms and typically roommates.
- Indy Ploy: His plans are often on-the-spot improvisations. They don't always work.
- Invincible Hero:
- Asterix himself along with the rest of the village is one. Every single battle between Romans (or, really, anyone) and Asterix and the rest of the Gauls, results in the Gauls curb-stomp their opponents, thanks to their magic potion that grants Super Speed, Super Reflexes, Super Strength, and arguably Nigh-Invulnerability. Plus, even in case of a shortage, they have Obelix, who doesn't need to drink any potion since he fell in it during his childhood, and the effect never wore off. As a result, the Romans never, ever, in any comic, manage to gain the smallest durable advantage over the Gauls. Asterix also has the advantage of being one of the smartest and sanest Gaul, so unlike the others he is hard to outwit.
- Most plot tension actually comes from Asterix being excessively prudent and avoiding confrontation with Roman troops, even though he and Obelix are more than able to defeat hundreds of Elite Mooks on their own, and have already done so a few times. When trying to steal Caesar's laurel wreath, Asterix states that the magic potion doesn't protect from being harmed by Roman weapons. Whether it's true or not is unclear, but they never seem to be hurt anyway. note
- Getafix in the first volume did mention that the potion doesn't stop injury and Asterix had been knocked out once from a catapult shot in Asterix and Obelix All at Sea, but by the nature of the comic book even non-Amusing Injuries aren't lethal.
- Mercury's Wings: His helmet has decorative wings, as do those of some other Gauls as expectedly they use primitive accessories in their clothing.
- Not So Stoic: He views himself justifiably as the Only Sane Man as he remains much more level-headed and much less irascible than most of his fellow villagers, which makes the times that he loses his cool (often because of growing impatient with Obelix's immaturity), to the point of shouting, a sight to behold.
- Only Sane Man: Shares the role with Getafix. Never falls for superstitions, fads, and political passions.
- Ornamental Weapon: His sword. He tends to use his fists thanks to the potion as his main weapon and rarely draws his sword. Occasionally subverted, especially when he's without magic potion does it become a backup weapon. For example in Asterix and the Cauldron, he had to fight the evil chieftain who got him banished, and then in Asterix and Caesar's Gift, he used it to duel a Roman drunkard and later on cut a rope. He has also used it to slice food on occasion.
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: He is very short but is a powerhouse hero. Mainly after taking the magic potion, but Asterix can still hold his own reasonably well without it.
- Punny Name: From French "astérisque", English "asterisk", a small typographical symbol (*) used for footnotes. It originally comes from Greek "asteriskos" meaning small star, and he is the small star of the series.
- Shorter Means Smarter: Is much smaller than Obelix. He is not only the smarter of the two but smarter than most of the characters in the comics who tower over him, being mature (thinking and seeing ahead), even a bit wise and sly, and knowing how to trick others by using the right words.
- The Snark Knight: Especially in the first live-action movie. Asterix gets annoyed by the stupidity around him a lot and won't hesitate to snark at how bad the situation got.
Voiced by: Hal Brav (Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and Cleopatra); Michael Kilgarriff (The Twelve Tasks of Asterix); Bill Kearns (Asterix Versus Caesar); Bernard Bresslaw (Asterix and the Big Fight UK dub); Rosey Grier (Asterix and the Big Fight US dub); Howard Lew Lewis (Asterix in America); Brad Garrett (Asterix and the Vikings); C. Ernst Hath (Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods)
Played by: Gérard Depardieu (1999-2012)
Asterix's best friend and constant companion. As a baby, he fell into a cauldron of magic potion and it had a permanent effect on him. Because of that, he's absolutely huge, and always wants to drink more potion (though Getafix won't let him). He sells menhirs.
- He is very fat, but he has super-strength, is invincible in combat, and can defeat a Roman legion single-handed. It's canon that he fell in a cauldron of magic potion when he was little and is thus permanently under the effect of the potion. And don't call him fat. He's just well-covered.
- Both Obelix and Asterix mention a few times that Obelix is considered an excellent dancer — in fact, one of the best in the village. He only does this a few times, but he is consistently very talented, if indelicate with his partners. By contrast, Asterix (who is not fat) openly admits that he's a terrible dancer.
- According to Asterix and Obelix's Birthday, Obelix is brilliant at Twister.
- Art Evolution: Obelix started off quite crude and lumpy-looking but got more rounded, cuter features. Obelix also traded pointed helmet horns for small nubby ones, lost his body hair, and stopped carrying an axe.
- Badass Mustache: An invincible warrior, sporting a prominent red mustache.
- Bash Brothers: With Asterix. Although one of them is enough to take on any opposition they work together because they don't like being separate from one another.
- Berserk Button:
- Whatever you do, NEVER call him fat. Or mention the word "fat" while he's in earshot, for that matter.
- And do not even THINK of doing anything bad to Dogmatix.
- Beware the Nice Ones: He is nice, friendly, and pets the dog. But won't hesitate to beat anyone when enraged.
- Big Eater: "Did he eat anything before that?" "Two boars." "Right, he didn't eat anything."
- Big Fun: He is a big guy who really is out to have fun, in and out of the battlefield.
- Big Guy, Little Guy: The former, with Asterix as the little guy.
- Blood Brothers: Being born on the same day, Getafix said it was a sign that both are bonded together.
- Blood Knight: He actively seeks fights with Romans because he enjoys it. To the point where a dream he had where Caesar withdrew all the Roman legionaries surrounding their village qualified as a nightmare for him.
- Boisterous Bruiser: A bruiser with has huge appetites for everything — especially food, drink, and punching Romans.
- Braids of Barbarism: The Gauls are technically a barbarian tribe. Obelix is a barbarian warrior who styles his hair in pigtails.
- Brains and Brawn: The Brawn to Asterix's Brains.
- Bruiser with a Soft Center: OK, so Obelix loves fighting, but he's a big softie away from the battlefield. Especially where his dog is concerned or when Panacea walks around.
- Cannot Talk to Women: Obelix is so smitten by Panacea's beauty that he can only sprout strings of sounds that don't make any sense.
- Can't Hold His Liquor: He usually drinks goat milk. When he does drink alcohol, Obelix gets drunk out of his mind. Especially in Asterix in Switzerland, where he downed a whole barrel.
- Catchphrase: "These Romans are crazy! (Ils sont fous ces romains!)", frequently adjusted to complain about whichever nationality is being parodied in this particular issue. (Oddly, this phrase is spoken by Asterix on the inside cover of the French hardbound editions).
- Characterization Marches On: Partially due to the artwork. He starts out as an angular, burly warrior with hairy arms and big, pointed horns on his helmet with a more stupid, surly and straightforward attitude, but within the first few books gets a rounder, softer, more childlike look with beatific expressions and little nubby horns to suit his increasingly innocent, slightly Cloudcuckoolander, childlike personality.
- Cloudcuckoolander: His thinking processes don't usually result in logical conclusions.Obelix: [to a semi-conscious Indian warrior]] Where's Asterix?? [no answer] Asterix would know how to make him talk, so first I must find Asterix!
- Crush Blush: Obelix will blush red when he's close to beautiful young women.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength: He's not unaware of his limits, but he often does not seem to realize that not everyone is as strong or invulnerable as he is.
- Dramatic Irony: When he and Asterix were in Rome, Obelix wanted to go up against the Praetorian Guard. Asterix didn't let him. Obelix's Super Strength lets him defeat all the legionaries that patrol Gaul, a conquered country. The Praetorian Guards, however, are Elite Mooks that Asterix reckons could destroy Obelix. Just because Obelix has never been effectively challenged by anyone, does not mean he has no limits. Obelix's strength is his weakness because it makes him unaware of danger.
- The Dreaded: For the Romans. Every Gaulish villager is dangerous to them, but Obelix tends to beat more people than anyone else. And he has gained a reputation for it.
- Dumb Muscle: He is probably the strongest warrior in the series and has permanent superhuman strength. But he is dumb and easily confused.
- Fat Idiot: The fattest and dimmest of the Gauls.
- Genius Ditz: He's usually dim, but when speaking Latin, his hovercraft is never full of eels.
- Has a Type: After Panacea, he has shown interest for two other blondes — Mrs. Geriatrix in Soothsayer and Influenza in Caesar's Gift.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Asterix. Best friends, comrades in arms and typically roommates.
- Hopeless Suitor: Has a crush for Panacea, but she's engaged (and later married).
- I Am Big Boned: He never admits to being fat and telling him so is one of his Berserk Buttons. His chest has just "slipped a bit". One Roman centurion places an APB on Obelix by asking to be on the lookout for a "low chested man."
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy: He's in love with Panacea, and is understandably heartbroken when he learns that she's engaged to Tragicomix. However, he still decides to help Panacea by going off to Africa and bring Tragicomix back to her.
- Kindhearted Simpleton: He is dumb but has a big, friendly heart. Has a tendency to pet the dog.
- Lightning Bruiser: Don't be fooled by his, ahem, "big bones". As a result of his potion overdose, he is not only gigantically strong but also lightning-fast and quick on his feet.
- Manchild: He is a full adult, but has a very innocent attitude to life despite his superhuman strength. He sulks when there's no wild boar (in Asterix in Spain he copies little Pepe and holds his breath until they get some); he can't think in the long term (eats the whole boatload of food on the first day at sea).
- Never Live It Down: Invoked. He constantly needs to be reminded of that one time he fell into a cauldron of magic potion.Obelix: [annoyed] Yes, as we all know, I fell into a cauldron of magic potion as a baby and it had a permanent effect on me.
- One-Man Army: He can single-handedly take out multiple opponents and frankly enjoys doing it. So much that an entire fortified camp of Romans for him to fight is his birthday present.
- Paper-Thin Disguise: Obélix tries a number of these in attempts to get a taste of the magic potion in Astérix and Cleopatra, failing miserably every single time. He fails to figure out how Getafix keeps recognizing him, despite the fact that he weighs about five times more than any of the Egyptian laborers who the potion is supposed to be going to, or that his disguise is a striped headdress instead of his helmet.
- Punny Name: From French "obélisque", English "obelisk", meaning a type of standing stone similar to the menhirs he makes, and also a typographical symbol () which may be used for footnotes together with asterisks (which are much smaller).
- Red Is Heroic: He is a heroic character with prominent red hair.
- Running Gag: Besides his various catchphrases, there's him trying to convince Getafix to give him some magic potion like the others. Turns out a little bit is okay and will super-charge his strength for a little while, but a regular-sized dose will have some very nasty consequences.
- Seven Deadly Sins: He personifies Gluttony with his huge appetite. He seldom suffers ill consequences for it.
- Stout Strength: He is a very fat man with super-strength.
- Super Strength: Unlike the other villagers, Obelix's strength is permanent.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Roasted wild boars.
- Unskilled, but Strong: Due to being permanently superpowered, he hasn't even had the benefit of unpowered combat training the others had (with some being veterans of the battles such as Gergovia and Alesia).
- This is demonstrated abundantly in the (non-canon) animated film The Twelve Tasks of Asterix, where one of the trials pits him against a Germanic Judo master. Obelix's attempts to smash through him with brute force are effortlessly redirected, and he quickly proves entirely unable to hurt the little man, receiving his first and only legitimate defeat. Fortunately, Asterix is there to effectively talk the man into submission... or, rather, distract him with talk and an interest in the man's fighting style that gets the poor German to give Asterix instructions and allow himself to be used as a training dummy, realising he's helped Asterix subdue him only after having his arms and legs tied into knots.
- There was also an instance of a gladiator trainer who could actually dodge Obelix's telegraphed Megaton Punch blows, at which point Asterix stepped in, punching the dude into the air with a Lightning Bruiser blow, chiding Obelix with a "That's how you do it!"
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Astérix and Obélix have an argument or falling-out pretty much Once per Episode. It never takes long for them to make up, though.
- Anthropomorphic Shift: A very subtle version, as he's always portrayed as a Nearly Normal Animal — but as the comic develops he shifts from an Almost Normal Animal (almost entirely a normal dog, with a dog's level of understanding and reasoning) to a Mostly Normal Animal (a lot more aware, using more human-like gestures) and up to a Largely Normal Animal (human-level intelligence, capable of a wide variety of humanlike gestures and expressions, and in the spin-off stories focusing on him he's shown as being able to communicate freely with all other animals). The short comic Chanticleerix even strongly implies that he can talk to Obelix as well.
- Art Evolution: Dogmatix goes from a squarer, more terrier-like look with drooping ears to a more anthropomorphised, Disney-like appearance with raised ears.
- Ascended Extra: He was introduced as a literal Running Gag character in Asterix and the Banquet, as a tiny little dog that keeps following Asterix and Obelix aroud without them noticing. Readers liked him so much that he returned in the next album as Obelix's dog, and would go on to play important parts in later stories, even starring in short books and comics of his own. His French name actually comes from a contest Goscinny and Uderzo organized for readers of Pilote magazine.
- Berserk Button: He doesn't like it when someone knocks down a tree.
- Butt Biter: His favorite move to attack Romans or other threats.
- Canine Companion: The near-constant companion to Obelix. He's a cute little white dog, and very intelligent. Obelix might insist from time to time to give him some important tasks.
- Killer Rabbit: On occasions, he will drink Magic Potion of his own, allowing him to become practically as dangerous as the Gauls.
- Punny Name: From "dogmatic", adhering to beliefs without fail, which also contains "dog". It's fortuitously close to the French original which puns on idée fixe, "fixed idea".
- Running Gag: Frequently when Asterix and Obelix are about to travel, Asterix will try to convince Obelix to leave him behind, only for Obelix to find a way to take him anyway.
- Any time a tree comes down...
- Team Pet: Whenever the Gauls go on a mission, Dogmatix tends to serve as the literal team pet.
Voiced by: John Primm (Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and Cleopatra); Geoffrey Russell (The Twelve Tasks of Asterix); Peter Hawkins (Asterix and the Big Fight UK dub); Danny Mann (Asterix and the Big Fight US dub); Geoffrey Bayldon (Asterix in America); Jeff Bennett (Asterix and the Vikings); John Innes (Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods)
Played by: Claude Piéplu (1999), Claude Rich (2002), Jean-Pierre Cassel (2008)
The elder and druid of the village. He is responsible for the creation of the magical potion that made the village invincible.
- Cool Old Guy: Significantly older than the the duo of heroes, maker of the magic potion, speaker of Gothic, one of the calmest and most sensible inhabitants of the village. No wonder the Romans are after him.
- Distressed Dude: He's the most-frequently captured of the Gauls, due to his knowledge and crucial role in providing the magical potion to the village.
- Druidic Sickle: He's never seen without his golden sickle by his side. This is especially important for the gathering of mistletoe, the only non-secret ingredient of the magic potion: mistletoe harvested without a golden sickle loses all of its magical powers. Getafix's sickle breaks in Asterix and the Golden Sickle, forcing Asterix and Obelix to go on a quest to find a new one in time for the upcoming gathering of druids, since Getafix couldn't bear the shame of being the only sickle-less druid present.
- Grumpy Old Man: At times, especially in the first live action movie.
- Holding Back the Phlebotinum: A lot of the stories centered around the village wouldn't work if he wasn't either on a trip or incapacitate to explain the villagers that they are being morons.
- Hypocritical Humor: In "Asterix and the Secret Weapon", he explains women's rights to Asterix, but rebuffs any women druids ever happening. It was just one joke though.
- It May Help You on Your Quest: He always gives a canteen of magical potion to Asterix.
- Nerves of Steel: Not in the sense that he is good at fighting, but in the first book of the series, he gets captured and tortured by Romans for hours to get him to reveal the secret of Magic Potion. He remains completely impervious to it. In one story, he did drink his own potion and fought Romans alongside Asterix.
- Nice Job Breakingit Hero: Almost invoked in "Asterix and Caesar's Gift", he refuses to give magic potion to Gauls when they are infighting with each other, which causes a nearly successful Roman attack.
- Not So Stoic: While he's the wisest of the Gauls, he's still able to get easily vexed at their shenanigans. And in "The Big Fight", a tap on the head causes him to go insane.
- Omnidisciplinary Scientist: Aside from actual Druidic magic, he also has knowledge of more mundane medical treatments, architecture (Asterix and Cleopatra), and showed high savvy for manipulating rival factions into conflict with each other (Asterix and the Goths).
- Omniglot: He speaks Latin, Proto-Germanic, Egyptian... Has led to a Bilingual Backfire on at least one occasion, when someone didn't know he spoke their language.
- Only Sane Man: Shares the role with Asterix. He is too knowledgeable to fall for deceptions and superstitions.
- The Professor: The wise elder of the Gaullish village who comes up with ingenious scientific and magical solutions to problems.
- Punny Name:
- Getafix ("get a fix"), Magigimix ("magic gimmicks"). Or the German/Scandinavian variant, Miraculix ("miracle").
- His original name "Panoramix" comes from "panoramique" (=panoramic), which may refers to his ability to see the big picture.
- The Smart Guy: Smarter and more educated than the other characters.
- Wizard Beard: Well, Druid Beard at least. He has a long beard and magical powers of his own.
Voiced by: Ed Marcus (Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and Cleopatra); Bertie Cortez (Asterix Versus Caesar); Douglas Blackwell (Asterix and the Big Fight UK dub); Greg Burson (Asterix and the Big Fight US dub); Daran Norris (Asterix and the Vikings); Don Brown (Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods)
Played by: Michel Galabru (1999), Éric Thomas (2008), Michel Duchaussoy (2012)
The chief of the village.
- Authority Equals Asskicking: Played with. If there is an all-out threat that Asterix and Obelix can't manage alone, he takes the potion to fight like everybody else... but he always ends dropped to the floor by his carriers. On the other hand, he's shown to be either the second strongest person of the village after Obelix (whose Super Strength is active all the time), enough to deliver a Megaton Punch without magic potion. In The Twelve Tasks of Asterix, it turns out that he is also a superb fencer and swordsman (even though his carriers do the footwork; but that again implies good teamwork), besting a gladiator in a bout without ever resorting to the potion-induced super strength.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: With his ruling skills and access to magic potion, he could pose a credible threat to the Roman Empire, but all that really matters to him is keeping his land safe. Impedimenta calls him out on his lack of ambition frequently.
- Butt-Monkey: Let's see, he has an overbearing wife, his carriers keep dropping him, and his village constantly fights amongst themselves with the slightest provocation.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: Despite him being as... strange as most of his fellow Gauls, he once one-punched a chief of Goths, and defeated some of gladiators.
- Embarrassing Nickname: "Piggywiggy", by his wife.
- Henpecked Husband: He is frequently berated and ordered around by his wife, Impedimenta, and is a frequent object of her Hair-Trigger Temper.
- Hypocritical Humor: In Asterix and the Normans:Obelix: ... and they've got ever such funny names.. teehee! They all end in "af"!
Asterix: That's right! Their chief is called Timandahaf!
Vitalstatistix: Ha, ha, ha! Did you hear that, Cacofonix, Geriatrix, Operatix, Acoustix, Polyphonix and Harmonix?
- Proud Warrior Race Guy: It often gets lost in the silliness, but he actually is one, and it's also the major source of his personal pride. Like Geriatrix, he is very proud to have personally participated in the Battle of Gergovia, and he is also very proud to be independent from Rome. It becomes most apparent in Asterix and the Belgians, where he, unlike virtually every other villager, is deeply offended that the Romans don't fear them as much as they used to, let alone less than somebody else and even sets out to correct this on his own when nobody else shows interest.
- Punny Name: Vitalstatisix, vital statistics, Macroeconomix, macro economics, Tunnabrix, Ton of Bricks.
- "Vital statistics" can refer to a person's measurements, thus it's a pun on his girth and weight.
- "Abraracourcix" comes from the expression "tomber à bras raccourcis" which means "to hit (someone) violently", a fitting name for a badass warrior.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: In his good days. He is proud, easy to anger, and can be fooled or misled easily. But he is neither corrupt, nor tyrannical. He is a honorable man who fights along with his men and tries to take care of their interests.
- Shell-Shocked Veteran: He fought at Alesia, and while he got away with his life and Vercingetorix' shield the experience heavily scarred him, apparently leading him to fatten up due stress eating.
- Too Important to Walk: He's held up on a shield by two Gauls. Unfortunately for his image, he ends up falling off for one reason or another (the main one being that the carriers are two different sizes at times).
Voiced by: Geoffrey Russell (The Twelve Tasks of Asterix); Tim Brooke-Taylor (Asterix and the Big Fight UK dub); Greg Burson (Asterix and the Big Fight US dub); Rik Mayall (Asterix in America); Jess Harnell (Asterix and the Vikings); Alan D. Marriott (Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods)
Played by: Pierre Palmade (1999), Franck Dubosc (2008)
The village bard and school teacher, who is infamous for his bad singing voice.
- Always Camp: He's a singer, therefore has camp mannerisms and an imagined image of himself as a great, tortured artist.
- Art Evolution: Cacofonix was altered from an older man to look like he was in his late twenties or so, became much skinnier and more angular, and his hair went from a smooth bob to Barbarian Longhair with a sticky-up fringe and finally to an entertainingly anachronistic 1970s rock star hairstyle.
- Born in the Wrong Century: An Alternate Character Interpretation — In Asterix and the Normans it's implied he'd be The Rock Star nowadays, but no one (except Justforkix) understands his art because it's 50BC. Later books dispense with this idea.
- Brown Note: He's such a Giftedly Bad musician, his music becomes this. How bad is it? It's been known to send hardened soldiers and Horny Vikings into mental trauma, scares away wild beasts including a freaking dragon, and causing rain presumably by angering the gods. And when he's trying to prove that his singing doesn't cause rain, it rains inside the house.
- Butt-Monkey: He's frequently tied up at the end of the book when the villagers are celebrating. Not allowed to sing and bother the other Gauls. note He is also prevented from singing and gets beaten up, or otherwise incapacitated by other Gauls, most frequently by Fulliautomatix.
- Couch Gag: Is the subject of the series' endings, where he is frequently tied up at the village banquet so that he can't sing.
- Drama Queen: Never makes a fuss about his physical mistreatment by the other characters unless he wasn't going to sing, but other than that there is no misfortune he can't overreact to.
- Dreadful Musician: On occasion he's been shown to be an acceptable musician — for example, in Asterix and the Normans — but a terrible, terrible singer. He's so bad that he can cause storms to generate indoors. The other characters think nothing of resorting to violence to shut him up. None of this penetrates his illusion that he is a poetic genius...
- Fired Teacher: In Asterix and the Secret Weapon he was fired from his role as the village school teacher.
- Flanderization: Dreadful Musician Cacofonix starts out as at least an average bard — Asterix blows off listening to his music once due to being busy (which annoyed him) and the people sitting near to his performance at the final banquet are cringing with their hands over their ears, but the villagers also perform a plot-important traditional dance to his music with every indication that they are enjoying it. As the series progresses other characters, especially Fulliautomatix the blacksmith, start beating him up to prevent him from singing, which develops into a running gag, and he's shown to live in a hut at the top of a tree, where no-one can hear him. By the time Uderzo took over writing, he was so bad that he causes rain whenever he plays, which develops to the point where he ends up being so bad that merely playing a few notes creates an apocalyptic rainstorm that lasts for days.
- Giftedly Bad: Despite his complete lack of music and singing talent, there are several characters over the course of the series who absolutely love his singing, and it has saved the day several times (such as by teaching the Normans the meaning of fear in Asterix and the Normans, or ending the Ganges valley drought in Asterix and the Magic Carpet). That said he seems to be a good teacher.
- High Hopes, Zero Talent: In Astérix and the Normans, Cacofonix, who is a good instrumentalist but a unspeakably awful singer, is told off-the-cuff that his music is really good and he might do better in the city. Cacofonix becomes obsessed with this idea, and convinced that he will be a huge pop star there. He steals a horse and tries to ride there, singing for food. When he becomes needed as a Human Weapon against Horny Vikings, Obelix manages to locate him again, solely by following the trail of destruction caused by the pain and outrage of people exposed to his music. In particular, in one inn his voice caused a brawl so terrible the building was torn to pieces.
- Hollywood Costuming: Cacofonix's slowly evolving design caused him to end up with something of a 1970s retro-50s hairstyle around the time that this was happening in Real Life, but this is definitely intentional and based on his personality.
- Nice Guy: He's said to be a very pleasant person as long as you don't let him sing. This is explicitly stated multiple times to be the reason why the Gaulish villagers keep him around at all, despite Cacofonix being a pretentious, delusional nuisance otherwise. Once you get past how Giftedly Bad he is and his complete inability to recognise it, he's shown to be among the most caring, thoughtful and reasonable of the villagers.
- Non-Action Guy: Unlike the other men of the village, he rarely takes part in fighting the Romans, only fighting when it is personal or there is no other option. Though he does do so once, beating the crap out of the Normans with a horn. He's outright identified in one book as the villager the Romans fear the least (and thus the best candidate to be kidnapped as a "present" for Caesar), although they tend to fear him as well not long after...for a different reason than his fellows, of course.
- Punny Name: Cacofonix, cacophony; Malacoustix, Mal + acoustics... less so in the original French (Assurances tous risques = Comprehensive insurance). Then again, while that would be seldom necessary, his treehouse is the best lookout spot for, say, a Roman attack.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Despite being a terrible singer, he thinks he is a talented one. The almost universally negative reactions of everyone who hears him do nothing to dispel his illusion.
- Suckiness Is Painful: Cacofonix's singing voice is so bad, it is the only thing that can teach the meaning of fear to the Normans. In fact short exposure to it mentally scars them. It also summons thunderstorms and drives the wildlife away.
Played by: Jean-Roger Milo (1999), Eduardo Gomez (2008)
The blacksmith of the village.
- Art Evolution: Fulliautomatix completely changes in both face and body from a rather plain overweight late-40s man with blond hair, to a late-30s, muscular, proud-looking character with hairy arms and red hair (although it's inconsistent). He also stopped wearing a shirt and replaced it with a leather apron.
- The Blacksmith: This is his job.
- Characterization Marches On: Fulliautomatix in Asterix the Gaul and Asterix and the Banquet looks and acts nothing like the character does in later books.
- Drop the Hammer: Given that he's a blacksmith. But he seems to be all too willing to use it on Cacofonix and against the Roman soldiers in battle.
- Everyone Has Standards: In one book, Geriatrix hits him on the foot, resulting in him hitting Cacofonix. When Cacofonix understandably complains about it, Fulliautomatix admits he just couldn't it an old man.
- Family Theme Naming: His father is Semiautomatix.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: He's a big, burly guy. His wife, on the other hand, is a tiny, pointy-nosed shrew of a woman.
- Jerkass: He's always starting fights with Unhygenix, hammering Cacofonix into the ground and mocking the advanced age of Geriatrix; he's basically the village bully.
- Jerkass Has a Point: Unhygenix's fishes are never fresh. And Cacofonix's music is that bad.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: See Vitriolic Best Buds below. He even asked Cacophonix if he wants to sing before leaving the village to cheer him up.
- Those Two Guys: With Unhygienix. They are almost always paired in scenes in which they appear.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Unhygienix. He mocks the stale fish of the fishmonger and regularly starts brawls with him. But he always hangs out with him and they frequently fight side by side. He has also let on on a couple of occasions that he doesn't really hate Cacofonix either.
Played by: Jean-Jacques Devaux (1999), Tony Gaultier (2008)
The fisherman of the village, who also sells his fish (imported from Lutetia by ox cart, a two-week trip) in the market.
- Berserk Button: Don't say his fish isn't fresh.
- Does Not Like Shoes: He's always barefoot.
- Honor Before Reason: This is the reason why his fish isn't fresh, as revealed in Asterix and the Great Crossing: he could easily get fresh fish by going fishing in the sea right next to the village, but he insists on ordering it from Lutetia on the grounds that all the best fish gets to Lutetia. Trouble is, Lutetia (Paris) is over one hundred miles from the sea, and in the time of the books (50 BC) the journey took two weeks. By the time the fish arrives in Unhygienix's shop, it's been caught in the sea, carted to Lutetia, and carted all the way back to Armorica again. Refrigeration technology was not available in 50 BC. It's a wonder that Unhygienix's fish hasn't dissolved into mush. This is commented on in The Great Crossing, as Vitalstatistix is pissed that the current stock of fish (which is bad even by Unhygienix's standards) has struck his shield-bearers with food poisoning.
- Meaningful Name: In the British edition, he's Unhygienix. In the American, he's Epidemix. His wife's name, appropriately enough, is Bacteria.
- Shamu Fu: His preferred method of fighting involves using his own wares as pestilential bludgeons.
- Those Two Guys: With Fulliautomatix. They are almost always paired in scenes in which they appear.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: Again, with Fulliautomatix. He mocks the stale fish of the fishmonger and regularly starts brawls with him. But he always hangs out with him and they frequently fight side by side.
Played by: Sim (1999 and 2008)
The oldest villager.
- Adaptational Wimp: His live-action counterpart in the first movie is much more played as a Butt-Monkey.
- Berserk Button: In contrast to his proud recollection of Gergovia (see Glory Days, below), if anyone mentions the Battle of Alesia (Caesar's final defeat of Vercingetorix and the Gauls) Geriatrix will fly into a rage, shouting that he doesn't know anything about Alesia and nobody even knows where Alesia is (the latter is also a joke, referring to the fact that the site of Alesia was, until recently, much disputed among historians and archaeologists).
- Crazy Jealous Guy: Only time he drops the whipped husband is when his wife so much as comment on someone's else physique.
- Dirty Old Man: Though it's not as obvious as more well-known examples.
- Glory Days: He fought at the Battle of Gergovia and is quite eager to remind everyone of it.
- Henpecked Husband: Geriatrix is completely whipped, with him constantly doing all of her household chores, spoiling her, and following her every command, in spite of his advanced age. Since Asterix is a cartoon for adults, it's also implied that his wife is freed from the usual "wifely obligations." So it's something of a trade-off. Still, Geriatrix is perfectly able to fight Romans, party, drink and chase skirts as soon he gets out of his wife's eyesight.
- MayDecember Romance: His wife is still a very young woman while he looks like he could be her grandfather.
- Meal Ticket: Averted. His incredibly sexy and much younger wife really does love him.
- The Napoleon: Very short (as short as Asterix) and has a bad temper.
- Oh, Crap!: When he hears the Romans might have the magic potion and they don't.Geriatrix: It's Alesia, it's Alesia!
- Politically Incorrect Hero: He doesn't like foreigners.
- Punny Name: From "geriatric", an elderly person. His French name is taken from Âge canonique, meaning "very old age".
- Power-Up Food: Whenever he drinks the Magic Potion, he makes quick work of the Romans standing in his way, just like the other villagers.
- Screw Politeness, I'm a Senior!: Zigzagged. While he is a Grumpy Old Man, he demands that he be targeted in fights.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Despite being an ugly old man, he has a very beautiful wife.
Played by: Marianne Sägebrecht (1999), Dorothée Jemma (2008)
Vitalstatistix's wife, who proudly protects her status as the village's "first lady".
- Fatal Flaw: In a nutshell, pride. Impedimenta loves being thought of as someone important, and her desire to be seen as important is usually behind her moments of causing drama.
- Hidden Heart of Gold: She seldom shows a softer side, but it does exist.
- Meaningful Name: In the English version, her name refers to both her dominance over her husband and her tendency to stir up trouble with her pride, politicking or gossip.
- The Rival: She is constantly fighting a game of one-upsmanship with Mrs. Geriatrix.
- Rolling Pin of Doom and Frying Pan of Doom: Her Weapons Of Choice every time she gets into a Cat Fight or the rare times she fights the Romans for real along with the rest of the villagers.
- What Does She See in Him?: Invoked, in that she sometimes asks herself why she married Vitalstatistix. The uncharitable implication is that she wed him for the status of being the Chieftain's Wife, only for reality to sink in when it turned out Vitalstatistix was only chief of a small, backwater village and not some place big and important. Still, to be fair to Impedimenta, she doesn't complain about it that often, and there are signs that she does love Vitalstatistix — she just wishes he was a bit more politically ambitious. At worst she still wants to be with Vitalstatistix but have him work for his brother as a successful businessman instead of being a chieftain.
Played by: Arielle Dombasle (1999), Adriana Karembeu (2008)
Geriatrix's young, sexy and nameless wife.
- Alpha Bitch: She occasionally gives off the vibe that she wants to be one — though since Impedimentia is the "First Lady" of the village, Mrs. Geriatrix just can't quite reach this status. Not that she won't make the occasional attempt.
- Cat Fight: Often gets into these with Impedimenta. A variation as well since both women have quite a violent streak.
- Fiery Redhead: She's got red hair, and she can get violent when she's riled up.
- Hidden Depths: At first she may seem like there's not much too her other than her looks — but she's actually quite crafty and intelligent.
- Impossible Hourglass Figure: The most obvious example in the comic.
- MayDecember Romance: She is still a very young woman. Her husband looks like he could be her grandfather.
- No Name Given: She's one of few characters who is never named, in any language. She has been referred to as "Geriatrix's Wife" and "Mrs Geriatrix," but never gets a name of her own.
- Statuesque Stunner: Sexy character and also the tallest woman in the village.
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: She is extremely attractive. Her husband is an unattractive old man.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Impedimentia. There's nothing stopping them from fighting like wildcats at one moment, and then have a pleasant chat over a cup of goat's milk the next.
Played by: Laetitia Casta (1999)
A beautiful villager. First introduced in Asterix the Legionary.
- All Love Is Unrequited: Obelix has a crush on her... but she's engaged (and later married).
- Ascended Extra: She makes occasional appearances.
- Comic-Book Fantasy Casting: Her stunning blonde bombshell appearance was based on actress Brigitte Bardot.
- Hair of Gold, Heart of Gold: Blond-haired, and the series' apex of female youth and innocence.
- Hello, Nurse!: Downplayed on her account, but the sight of her is enough to send Obelix in a bedazzled stupor.
- Light Feminine and Dark Feminine: The Light Feminine to Latraviata's Dark Feminine in Asterix And The Actress.
- She's All Grown Up: In her début.
- Stealth Pun: Obelix' crush on her makes him so out of it that the others think he's sick. A Panacea is a mythical cure for all illness. Crosses over into Meaningful Name, since Obelix gets better after she kisses him.
A trendy teenager and Vitalstatistix's nephew by way of his brother, Doublehelix.
- Blinding Bangs: His long forelocks tend to cover his eyes.
- Lovable Coward: To the point where the Normans want him to teach them (fear not lovability).
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: After spending the entire book cowering in fear from the Normans and generally behaving like a spoiled brat, he Took a Level in Badass and angrily turned on the Normans for wasting everyone's time with their idiotic idea that they'd be able to fly. He's also the only character ever to give Cacofonix praise and encouragement.
- Totally Radical: Is a caricature of contemporary teens, even to the point of playing Cacofonix's harp like a guitar.
The chief of a neighbouring village, who has thrown his lot in with the Romans, and who Vitalstatistix has to fight in Asterix and the Big Fight.
- The Brute: He's big, rude, aggressive, only half-educated about Roman ways, and obnoxious. Until he gets hit by a menhir.
- Cultured Badass: After being hit by a menhir, in common with all the other characters in the book that this happens to (except Vitalstatistix), he becomes incredibly polite.
- Dumb Muscle: Was recruited by the Romans to fight Vitalstatistix in a clan battle because he is strong and stupidly into Roman culture, asking aqueducs to be made even though the river is right next to his village because it's Roman.
- Punny Name: Doubles as a Shout-Out to Muhammad Ali's birth name, Cassius Clay, although that and ability in the ring are the only two things he has in common with Ali.
- The Quisling: He's cut his hair short, shaved off his moustache, wears Roman clothes and has a part-Roman name, but more than that he's forcing his people to speak Latin and behave like Romans. He has no problem at all with fighting Vitalstatistix in order to take over the village, and the fact that the village will finally be absorbed into the Roman empire is, for him, a side bonus.
Played by: Gottfried John (1999), Alain Chabat (2002), Alain Delon (2008), Fabrice Luchini (2012)
- Anti-Villain: Usually a Type I. He is a decent ruler in the comic and a Noble Demon, but he still takes pride in conquering regions.
- Badass Cape: "Would you mind returning to Caesar that which belongs to Caesar?"
- Badass Driver: In Asterix and the Chariot Race, after Coronavirus throws the titular race, he dresses up as him to defend Rome's honor. And he would actually have won the last stage, even though his opponents had a lead on him, if he didnt hit a pothole...
- Bad Boss: He repays those who serve him well, but his zero tolerance for failure means that the penalty for unsuccessful attempts is becoming lion toast. The only exception is that he won't punish the Legionaries in Gaul for constantly losing in battle against Asterix and his village as even by his high standards it would be ludicrous to demand success there. Though, if you suck up to him and come up with some scheme to take down the Gauls and fail in that, however...
- Big Bad: The Roman Empire wouldn't have been on the village's threshold if it wasn't for him and his imperialistic plans.
- Catchphrase: "Veni, Vidi, Vici...", of course, though very often Subverted.
- Card-Carrying Villain: In Asterix Conquers America Luculus was, as a very close sycophant of his, experienced enough to know that praising his underhanded character would be a spot-on form of flattery.
- Character Development: In the earliest albums, Caesar was little more than a villainous plot device that drove the Romans forward in their conquest of Europe; the original depiction doesn't even have the same design as the more well known version. Once he began to appear as an actual character rather than a generic Evil Emperor, he quickly became the dignified statesman he is for most of the series.
- The Chessmaster: With more pawns than usual, and without getting into the chessboard himself of course.
- The Comically Serious: His attempts to act with the dignity and gravitas befitting his historical drama life border on Wrong Genre Savvy when dealing with the comedic setting in general and Gauls in particular.
- Cool and Unusual Punishment: At times he gets "creative" with the punishments he inflicts to subordinates who fail. The best one so far is gifting the Gaulish village to a soldier who had spent his entire service drunk and spent his last night as a legionaire in jail for insulting him while drunk and disorderly...
- Deadpan Snarker: Especially toward Brutus and those who fail him.
- Enemy Mine: In the first live-action movie, after Detritus betrays and overthrows him, he has to work with the good guys to get his power back.
- Even Evil Has Standards: And he takes pride in it.
- Evil Laugh: In adaptations, notably in "The twelve tasks of Asterix" to contrast his usually cold exterior he bursts into hysterically evil laughter and grins fiendishly.
- Face Death with Dignity: "Gauls, let Caesar show you that a Roman knows how to die with dignity!" — he's then informed by Asterix that the later has no intention to kill him.
- Failure Is the Only Option: No matter what plans he concocts, or how much he has the rest of the world to his feet, there is no way he will ever dominate that village.
- Friendly Enemy: Very much so; he holds no personal enmity against the Gauls, despite having the ambition to conquer their last stronghold, and his main concern is the well-being of Rome. Two episodes do show him being antagonistic towards them, notably Asterix and The Chieftain's Shield, and Asterix in Belgium-and in the latter he had been provoked.
- Graceful Loser: He tends to take defeat at the hands of the Gauls fairly well, all things considered. Sure, he gets mad at his minions failing him and the fact he's Surrounded by Idiots, but he tends to be courteous with the Gauls, even in defeat. He even once declares he's ready to Face Death with Dignity only to be told by the Gauls they have no plans to kill him.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: It doesn't take a lot for him to lose his temper and start screaming, though he's usually quick to calm down again.
- Henpecked Husband: Played for laughs in his relationship with Cleopatra, who he's not actually married to in the books but who he has a definitely flirtatious relationship with, and who chews him out with terrifying ferocity whenever he's annoyed her.
- Historical Domain Character: Of the real Julius Caesar.
- Horrible Judge of Character: Cannot for the life of him see Brutus attacking him. Looking back at history, we already know what that cost him.
- I Gave My Word: If he gives his word, he'll keep it, no matter what. And if he promised to feed you to the lions, not even becoming a statue will save you.
- King Incognito: When Coronavirus throws the titular race in Asterix and the Chariot Race, he decides to secretly dress up as him and finish the rest of the race himself for the glory of Rome. This goes well until he hits a pothole.
- Manipulative Bastard: He's not above using tricks and manipulation to defeat the Gauls, as brute force is ineffective against them.
- Noble Demon: Even though he is willing to use deception, tricks and manipulation, he will always keep his word when he makes a promise, and be grateful to his enemies when they help him. When he finds in "Asterix and Son" the Gauls protected his son with Cleopatra from a murderous, power-hungry Brutus intent on securing power in Rome, Caesar's more than amiable to repair the damage Brutus wreaked.
- Non-Action Big Bad: Even when he personally leads his armies into battle, the man will not get his own hands dirty. In fact, the closest he ever gets to directly confronting Asterix and Obelix is during Asterix and the Chariot Race, when he attempts to finish the race alone by disguising himself as Coronavirus. Somewhat justified since the comics take place around 50 B.C when Caesar was in his early 50's and getting too old to fight in person.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: One of the only Romans (and villains) who poses a credible threat thanks to his intellect.
- Spared by the Adaptation: Averted. It's subtle, but the reader is constantly reminded that Brutus will kill Caesar no matter what, even if he finds out about Brutus' treachery early on. Since the series takes place before 44 BC, he just cannot die here.
- Played straight in the non-canon animated movie The Twelve Tasks of Asterix, where Caesar retires to the countryside with Cleopatra to live out his days in peace.
- Surrounded by Idiots: From time to time, depending on the plan. The animated version of Asterix in Britain has a good example when his fleet accidentally attacks itself.Caesar: [facepalming] Make a note: I came, I saw, and I don't believe my eyes.
- Third-Person Person: Talks about himself in the third person, after the historical Caesar's habit of doing so in his Commentarii. After explaining his plans to his lackeys:Lackey: He's great!
Lackey: Er... you.
Caesar: Oh, him.
- Worthy Opponent: Tends to regard the Gauls as this when they best him, often willing to reward their victories.
- Ascended Extra: Brutus suddenly becomes the Big Bad of Astérix and Son after spending the entire series as a joke character. He goes further than any villain previous and burns the village down. Fortunately Caesar rebuilds it out of honor and gratitude.
- The Brute: Well with a name like that... Later we see his tactical skill, it amounts to "Burn it to the ground".
- Characterization Marches On: His appearance and general attitude has been largely inconsistent in the various cameos he made over the course of the series. It's not until Asterix and Son that he gets actually solid characterizations.
- Composite Character: Historically, Caesar's adoptive son was Augustus, who was also his great-nephew.
- Foreshadowing: Just about every one of his appearances reminds us that he will kill Caesar (though not in the series), but it's nonetheless inevitable.Caesar: [having gotten up to lead the others to the dining hall] You too, my son!
Brutus: [thinking] He's starting to annoy me with those classical allusions of his! One of these days I'm going to up and...
- Historical Domain Character: Of the real Brutus.
- Historical Villain Upgrade: Though opinions on him have historically fluctuated, the real Brutus is generally seen as someone who conspired against Caesar wanting to prevent him from completely doing away with republican rule. In Asterix and Son he's simply a power-hungry would-be murderer looking to remove potential rivals who threaten his prospects of succeeding Caesar as ruler of Rome.
- Knife Nut: Is almost always playing with a knife (again, Foreshadowing), usually hurting himself with it.
- Knight of Cerebus: He was the main villain only for one book, but when it happened, he was one of the few villains to be played dead serious. He actually manages to burn the Gauls' village in the climax.
- Phrase Catcher: "Et Tu Brute."
- The Starscream: Asterix and Son reveals Brutus was after the "son" Asterix had because that was really Caesaerion, the son of Caesar and Cleopatra, and Brutus had tried to find AND kill the child to secure his ascension to the Roman throne. This story shows him out for once as a true Big Bad, and Caesar is aghast at this treachery.
- Too Dumb to Live: When asked by Caesar for a suggestion on how to handle the Irreducible Gaul village, he promptly suggested brute force. Against people with Super Strength. Caesar promptly calls him out for how stupid his idea is.
- Took a Level in Jerkass: He never really was portrayed as particularly nice, but in Asterix and Son, he ascends to full-fledged villain who Would Hurt a Child.note
- Top-Heavy Guy: Like most of the centurions, has huge hairy arms and chest with normal-sized legs.
A crew of unlucky pirates who constantly get beaten senseless and have their ship sunk by the Gauls.
- Absentee Actor: Due to the two people per chariot rule, Redbeard and Baba are the only pirates that appear in Asterix and the Chariot Race.
- Better To Sink Than Be Sunk: On occasion, they will scuttle their own ship when Asterix and Obelix turn up; it saves them a few knocks and amounts to the same thing in the end. It gets pretty hilarious if they sink it when Asterix and Obelix didn't intend to attack them anyways.
- Boomerang Bigot: The captain seems to be a Gaul himself — he has a red beard and hair, wears a horned helmet, and swears by Gaulish gods.
- Chew Toy: Almost always getting their ship destroyed, and it's hilarious. Especially when it was destroyed by exploding Corsican cheese.
- Deadpan Snarker: Expect Baba and Pegleg to toss some snark at their captain, the latter in the form of a Pretentious Latin Motto, whenever they get sunk. Occasionally they will swap rolls with Baba or Pegleg being the one being snarked at by the other two, and sometimes Redbeard or Baba will say a Pretentious Latin Motto.
- Expy/Affectionate Parody: All of the pirates are expies of the characters from the Barbe-Rouge (Redbeard) comics created by Jean-Michel Charlier and Victor Hubinon (and which, like Asterix itself, first appeared in the French comics periodical Pilote).
- The Ditz: In at least one occassion (see Asterix and the Roman Agent) they manage to easily get into talked into beating each other up and sinking up the ship on their own. Even the captain lampshades on how little prodding they need to make a fool out of themselves.
- Elmuh Fudd Syndwome: The Funetik Aksent of Baba, the African lookout, has blanks instead of the letter "R". Later books dispense with this.
- Failure Is the Only Option: They're never shown to successfully pillage anyone, always getting beat up, having their ship sunk, or both.
- Frankenstein's Monster: A frequent extra among the crew looks like one.
- Goldfish Poop Gang: An accidental example since they never attempt to follow the Gauls and always happen to meet them by the cruelest of ironies. Its more like the goldfish following the poop.
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villains: Most meetings with them have the following pattern: They threaten to attack, they see who is it that they threaten and they try to scram/helpfully knock themselves out (or not so helpfully from Obelix's perspective). This isn't necessarily their fault but more their eternal bad luck's, as almost no-one in-universe could physically stand up to the Gauls, but the willingness with which they do their own fatalities to avoid suffering ones at their hands makes them truly pitiable. And then there are the times where they become self-disposing villains even without such opposition waiting for them.
- No Name Given: Until Asterix and Obelix all at Sea (the captain is still unnamed). Mission Cleopatre and other media indicate that three principal pirates have the same names as their Barbe Rouge inspirations: Barbe Rouge/Redbeard, Triplepatte/Pegleg and Baba.
- Oh, Crap!: "The Gau-Gau-Gauls!"
- Origin Story: One album shows that the pirates were originally Roman slaves that were put to work on a Roman villa resort near Asterix village. After they talk the Gauls into letting them finish the project so the overseer will set them free, they are paid a wage they have earned, and are on their way, with the future pirate captain mentioning that they might invest in a ship.
- Pirate Booty: Subverted; they always manage to cross paths with our heroes before they can steal enough to pay off their latest ship loan.
- Pretentious Latin Motto: Pegleg likes to utter Latin mottos. It gets on Redbeard's nerves.
- Reformed, but Rejected: In Asterix and the Cauldron, they give up piracy and open a restaurant instead. Unfortunately, Asterix and Obelix assume that they're the ones who stole the cauldron of coins and beat them up as per usual. To make up for that, however, see below.
- The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: Or rather, the pirates who can't get to do anything before their ship is sunk.
- Throw the Dog a Bone: At the end of Asterix and the Cauldron, money literally falls out of the sky onto their ship. Given the Reformed, but Rejected example above, they deserve this happy ending for a change.
- Villainous Underdog: The first few times, the Gauls had legitimate reasons to fight them, but in later albums would beat them all up and sink their ship as soon as they saw them. It gets to the point that they never get the time to be villains as much as victims.
- Yank the Dog's Chain:
- "They're all in Roman uniform; we can take 'em." Guess who's on board!
- In Asterix and the Magic Carpet, Baba emerges from below deck, revealing he scuttled the ship as per usual... completely unaware that the Gauls merely looted them, but left the pirates and the ship unscathed.
- You Don't Look Like You: Traditionally, Baba is portrayed as a rotund man with a white shirt, blue pants, exaggerated lips, and a tuft of curly hair. In Magic Carpet only, however, his lower body is not seen, but he's shirtless, muscular and fit, less exaggerated lips and with a shaven head.
Played by: Monica Bellucci (2002)
The queen of Egypt.
- Bad Boss: The whole reason that the Gauls make the trip to Egypt is to save Edifis from the consequences of failing her.
- Behind the Black: It's a recurring joke that Cleopatra makes her entrance completely unnoticed by the characters currently on-pannel despite her usually traveling on a giant golden throne carried by several dozen slaves, with armed guards and sometimes animals by her side. And despite the sheer size, opulence and crowd around her, no one is ever aware she's here until she makes her presence known. Asterix and Son sees her arriving on a 2 story tall golden Sphinx on 10 wheels, pulled by dozens of slaves, and yet she's only noticed once she tells Caesar the baby Brutus is pursuing is his — this is despite the fact that Obelix and Brutus were BOTH facing the direction from which she arrived the previous panel!
- Character Development: From being bratty, spoiled and rather childlish to a much calmer and wiser woman.
- Face Death with Dignity: When she thinks Asterix wants to assassinate her, she holds a long speech about "showing the barbarians how a queen dies". Asterix eventually gets impatient and manages to throw a word in.
- Gag Nose: Almost every character in Astérix is drawn with a huge nose. However, the nose that is frequently remarked upon is Cleopatra's, whose is rather noticeable on her otherwise gorgeous appearance but far smaller than that of any of the characters constantly remarking on how "very pretty" it is.
- Hide Your Children: To protect her son with Caesar in "Asterix and Son," she sends him to the Gauls' Village. It leads for a Dramatic Reveal when Caesar finds out the truth of Brutus' treachery.
- Historical Domain Character: She is this series' version of the historical Cleopatra VII.
- Hypocrite: She chews out Caesar for sabotaging the construction of his palace claiming that he shouldn't cheat... while claiming that she CAN use the Gauls to have the palace built in three months as planned. Never mind that the whole thing was to prove that her country was not decadent as Caesar said, yet it's thanks to the Gaulish intervention correcting the blueprints and their magic potion that the palace was built that fast and without falling apart, since Alexandria's best architect was inept.
- That being said, while allowing the Gauls' aid is not exactly fair in proving Egyptian building skill, her actual point wasn't exactly hypocritical, since she was calling out Caesar actively trying to prevent her side from winning the bet. Given Caesar's display of pride and arrogance throughout the book, one gets the idea that he would've launched this sabotage attack anyway even if the Egyptians did somehow manage to do the job quickly on their own (quality would still not have been great, but Caesar was more concerned about their meeting the deadline).
Played by: Jamel Debbouze (2002-2008)
The best architect in Alexandria... which isn't saying much. Edifis' ramshackle buildings are the joke of everyone not living in them. In spite of this, he's given the job of constructing the palace for Caesar in three months, or be fed to the sacred crocodiles. Luckily for him, he happens to be friend with Getafix, and manages to convince him to help with magic potion.
- Accidental Misnaming: In the live-action movie, he can never seem to get the Gauls' names right.
- Adaptational Attractiveness: In the comic he's short, chubby, and seemingly middle aged. In the live-action movie he's portrayed as a young handsome man◊.
- Adaptational Badass: In the comic, he ends up as a Distressed Dude who has to be saved by Asterix and Obelix. In the live-action movie, he turns into a Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass after Getafix gave him magic potion and eventually manages to defeat a similarly magic potion-powered Artifis in a duel.
- Bizarrchitecture: His buildings, his house in particular.
- Blue and Orange Morality: He refused Artifis' Heads I Win, Tails You Lose offer not out of pragmatism but on grounds that Artifis works his slaves to death. He's not the least bit intimidated of being fed to the crocodiles, if anything, he fears his constant stress would make him unpalatable to the sacred crocodiles.
- Distressed Dude: He gets kidnapped by Artifis in the comics.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: He's in charge of the palace construction, but does his to make things run smoothly. His best decision was getting his Gaulish friends involved.
Played by: Gérard Darmon (2002)
Edifis's rival in architecture. Artifis would like nothing more than see Edifis fed to the crocodiles, and works to sabotage the construction.
- Adaptational Villainy: In the comic, he actually ends up reconciling with Edifis and making a HeelFace Turn. In the live-action movie, Edifis makes him the same offer, only for him to pull a Redemption Rejection.
- Ascended Extra: He was a Disk-One Final Boss in the comic, where he is defeated at the end of the first half and replaced by the Romans. In the live-action movie, he gets a bigger role, actually joins forces with the Romans and even has a climatic duel with Edifis.
- Beard of Evil: Especially in the movie.
- Defeat Means Friendship: In the comic, he reconciles with Edifis after being defeated.
- Easily Forgiven: Despite making attempts on Asterix, Obelix, Getafix, Edifis and Cleopatra's food taster lives, Edifis reconciles with him.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Decides to sabotage Edifis' construction side because he is jealous the guy was chosen by Cleopatra instead of him to build the palace. More obvious in the live-action movie, where he didn't know Edifis before that and is motivated solely by jealousy, whereas in the comic they are long-time rivals.
- Evil Is Hammy: His actor is much more over-the-top in the live-action movie.
- HeelFace Turn: He actually ends up reconciling with Edifis in the comic. Averted in the live-action movie, as he pulls a Redemption Rejection.
- Heads I Win, Tails You Lose: Offers a deal to Edifis as a proposal to work together to build Caesar's palace: if the palace is built by the deadline, they share the glory and wealth. If not, Edifis goes to the crocodiles alone. Edifis refused, but on grounds that Artifis works his slaves to death.
- Obviously Evil: Yes he looks like Jafar.
- Redemption Rejection: In the live-action movie, during the climactic duel, Edifis comments that fighting each other is stupid and offers Artifis to join forces to finish the palace together. Artifis refuses.
- Sore Loser: In the live-action movie, after being trounced by Edifis in a magic potion-fueled battle, he demands a best 2 out of 3.
- The Rival: For Edifis.
Kuningaz note of the Germanic peoples (called Goths in the album).
- Adipose Rex: Becomes Stout Strength when he gets the potion.
- Bad Boss: And how! Pretty much ever time he's contradicted he orders a public execution.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: You wanted to see Getafix' magic? By Tīwaz, you got to!
- The Chew Toy: Gets one victory, one impasse, and three defeats in the campaigns shown.
- Shoot the Messenger: Why Rhetoric lies about Getafix's response and then tries to bolt, Metric orders him torn apart by wild horses.
Metric's interpreter, and later one of at least ten rival kuningōz.
- Blatant Lies: In the hopes of saving his own neck.
- Oh, Crap!: "He speaks Gothic [sic]." "He speaks Gothic."
- Omniglot: He is an interpreter.
- The Starscream: With a little help from Getafix's trademark brew.
- Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: Starts off rather pitiable, but becomes chief of the Goths, which goes to his head.
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Plans to pressure-boil our heroes when this happens.
Kuningaz of the Normans, he kidnaps Justforkix to learn the meaning of fear.
- Adaptational Nice Guy: In the comic, his idea of thanking the Gauls after they help him and his men learn fear is to slaughter them all so they will dine in Vahalla. He does no such thing in the animated movie.
- Be Careful What You Wish For: You wanted to learn the meaning of fear? A Dreadful Musician will show you.
- Horny Vikings: He leads this setting's version of the Normans.
- Literal-Minded: Takes the claim "Fear gives you wings" a tad literally.
- Related in the Adaptation: In Asterix and the Vikings, because Justforkix ends up marrying his daughter, this makes him Justforkix's father-in-law and the brother-in-law of both Doublehelix and Vitalstatistix.
- Proud Warrior Race Guy: He and his men are Viking, so this is a given.
- What Is This Thing You Call Fear?: He's never felt fear in his life, nor have any of his followers, so that's why they kidnap Justforkix in the first place.