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Ness ate too many deep-fried twinkies before bed, causing him to have this horrible nightmare where he was some blond kid named Lucas living on some island in the middle of the ocean after the world ended, and that his dad was Creator/ClintEastwood. Then [[spoiler:Pokey (now calling himself "Porky" for some reason)]] came by with his army of pig people, killed his mom (who was a brunette now), [[spoiler: kidnapped some orange-haired kid who was apparently his brother and turned him into a [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader-esque]] cyborg]], and took over the island. So after some guy in a dress tried to drown him, he went on an adventure to pull a bunch of sewing needles out of the ground with some brown dog that was apparently his, an older girl who forced him to take a shower, and a self-proclaimed thief who walked with a limp. And [[spoiler:[[AndYouWereThere Dr. Andonuts was there]]]] and he was being forced to make monsters out of the local animals, including this one giant, indestructable, magenta demon-looking thing that eats people. He woke up just as [[spoiler:he pulled the last needle and some dragon started to rise out of the ground.]] When he recounted the dream to Paula, she simply told him to stop eating deep-fried twinkies before bed.

Ness ate too many deep-fried twinkies before bed, causing him to have this horrible nightmare where he was some blond kid named Lucas living on some island in the middle of the ocean after the world ended, and that his dad was Creator/ClintEastwood. Then Pokey (now calling himself "Porky" for some reason) came by with his army of pig people, killed his mom (who was a brunette now), kidnapped some orange-haired kid who was apparently his brother and turned him into a [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader-esque]] cyborg, and took over the island. So after some guy in a dress tried to drown him, he went on an adventure to pull a bunch of sewing needles out of the ground with some brown dog that was apparently his, an older girl who forced him to take a shower, and a self-proclaimed thief who walked with a limp. [[AndYouWereThere Dr. Andonuts was there]] and he was being forced to make monsters out of the local animals, including this one giant, indestructable, magenta demon-looking thing that eats people. He woke up just as he pulled the last needle and some dragon started to rise out of the ground. When he recounted the dream to Paula, she simply told him to stop eating deep-fried twinkies before bed.

Time to resurrect an infamous copypasta from the late 2000s. So, [=GLaDOS=] is based on an upside-down version of "The Birth of Venus" from Botticelli, right? It is, no debate over that, Website/TheOtherWiki [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLaDOS says it]] with a lot of proofs. However, many interpreted her design as a [[https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/x52cn/glados_looks_suspiciously_like_a_woman_bound_and/ woman bound upside-down]] (but not in a [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} sexual way]], as the picture is more FanDisservice). When you discover [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/Portal2 she is Caroline]] after [[BrainUploading her brain was uploaded]] [[UnwillingRoboticization against her will]], this makes [[HarsherInHindshight more sense in hindsight]]]]. On a funnier note, [[spoiler:when Wheatley takes control of the facility, [[https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/Portal2_Wheatley_Boss.png he doesn't have any bound or free "arm"]] on the mainframe, representing that he has no bounds (as he has no real purpose to run the facility other than the satisfaction of his ego), but also no control, as the Aperture center is falling apart under his control.]]

* Or perhaps [[spoiler:Hitler himself]] ''is'' Walpurgisnacht (his suicide on the date of Walpurgisnacht was just a coverup) and one of the extraordinary few who are able to become Puer Magi without needing fancy magical girl costumes, simply because he's so abundant in Angst. Walpurgisnacht also wants to turn the entire world into a drama, and [[spoiler:Hitler views his life as a Wagnerian opera.]] Also, Nazi Alchemists conspired with Incubators to create a massive singularity of EquivalentExchange-defying despair-energy known as the Holocaust, ala ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist''.

The mechanism is explained by ''Anime/FullMetalAlchemist'', where the entropy-violating energy to perform Alchemy is obtained from [[spoiler:the souls of our dead. Specifically, our dead from the World War eras. Hitler basically is fuelling the alchemical revolution of Amestris.]] In this theory, said mechanism can apply to any universe simply because any universe which has causality and energy is immediately bound by the divine and absolute law of EquivalentExchange (as for why Haruhiahweh created Equivalent Exchange and the Laws of Thermodynamics, well [[GodIsEvil because it's more fun that way]]). We dismiss these other universes as fiction, but the modern loss of laws against fictional pornography is actually a secret conspiracy for these other universes to obtain and harvest the soul-energy of our exterminated forsaken potential children in order for said universes to exist.

Because the Replicators are secretly PoweredByAForsakenChild but kept secret to keep their post-scarcity utopia look nice. The reason is that there's no other way to get around that pesky thermodynamic EquivalentExchange law that makes replicators completely impossible in real life, unless you find out about how to harness people with telekinetic powers or make a [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist Philosopher's Stone]] or if you adapted the technology of [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica The Incubators]]....

** Alternatively, the Federation does power its starships mostly through an matter-antimatter reaction, but enhanced by Dilithium. The Poison oak is that the Federation forbids the deliberate replication of Dilithium itself exactly because it's made from [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist Philosopher's Stones]], which allows their starships to perform equivalent-exchange-defying alchemical feats such as matter replication. And "natural" sources of Dilithium are becoming scarce fast....

[[WMG: The Wiki/SCPFoundation created [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Incubators]].]]

[[WMG: The Wiki/SCPFoundation are involved in human trafficking.]]

They're picking up Joey… sorry [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP-1337]]… at the end of the week. End of next week at the latest.

[[WMG: [[{{Series/Friends}} Chandler]] works for the Wiki/SCPFoundation.]]

* It gets worse. Eventually the tears production will be stopped by a skyrocketing in the girls committing suicides. To prevent this, [[AndIMustScream we hook Moe girls forcefully]] into [[Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream AM]], where they live in a Real-ish simulation environment, but are also forced to [[YearInsideHourOutside endure eternal]] [[MindRape emotional torture and cry in pain over and over again]], while [[WhoWantsToLiveForever those who are suicidal are forced to reincarnate and live forever]]. Also, when they grow up and get too desensitized and cynical to it (ala "witched out"), we use them for [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil a form of reproduction that must not be named]], since cloning has the disadvantage of low emotional stimulation. Alternatively, to eradicate the cynicism, we emulate [[Wiki/SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]] and administer to the subjects [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiacs]] after every third or fourth session to prevent desensitization and maintain continual emotional response.

Production of sufficient quantities of [[SwissArmyTears Fluttershy tears]] was difficult at first and was the primary limiting factor in Blues production, which is why the popularity of Justin Bieber is plunging our universe closer to TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, but up until recently, eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised catheter that fits under her eyes, along with [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles Pinkamena Diane Pie]] and everybody else in the TortureTechnician list and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil sexual offence]] registry [[{{Room 101}} hired to torture Fluttershy forever, along with a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. Administration of a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiac]] after every third or fourth session (similar to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]]) is also recommended for prevention of desensitization and cynicism from the familiarity with the procedure, which prevents optimum tears extraction. Personnel who express sympathy towards Fluttershy's plight and/or express a desire to rescue or sympathize towards Fluttershy WILL be met with immediate Lethal Termination for accelerating the entropy of this universe. No, putting the poor girl out of her misery is NOT an option. Neither is rendering her unconscious, comatose, or any form of pain relief, narcotic or analgesic to herself. She has to be completely sensitive and aware of what is going on in order for the extraction to work. And when all that does not work, [[FelonyMisdemeanor we read]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs fanfic]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor to her.]]

[[Machinima/FreemansMind He lost his helmet]] the day of the experiment and when he pushed a Xen crystal in, the equipment malfunctioned and began exploding. He hit his head on some falling debris and went into a coma. The rest of the ''VideoGame/HalfLife'' series is a product of a comatose [[JustForPun Freeman's Mind]].

Time to resurrect an infamous copypasta from the late 2000s. So, [=GLaDOS=] is based on an upside-down version of "The Birth of Venus" from Botticelli, right? It is, no debate over that, Website/TheOtherWiki [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLaDOS says it]] with a lot of proofs. However, many interpreted her design as a [[https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/x52cn/glados_looks_suspiciously_like_a_woman_bound_and/ woman bound upside-down]] (but not in a [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} sexual way]], as the picture is more FanDisservice, even if it's your kink). When you discover [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/Portal2 she is Caroline]] after [[BrainUploading her brain was uploaded]] [[UnwillingRoboticization against her will]], this makes [[HarsherInHindshight more sense in hindsight]]]]. On a funnier note, [[spoiler:when Wheatley takes control of the facility, [[https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/Portal2_Wheatley_Boss.png he doesn't have any bound or free "arm"]] on the mainframe, representing that he has no bounds (as he has no real purpose to run the facility other than the satisfaction of his ego), but also no control, as the Aperture center is falling apart under his control.]]

Time to resurrect an infamous copypasta from the late 2000s. So, [=GLaDOS=] is based on "The Birth of Venus" from Botticelli, but upside-down, right? It is, no debate over that, Website/TheOtherWiki [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLaDOS says it]] with a lot of proofs, so it's hard to deny. However, many interpreted her design as a [[https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/x52cn/glados_looks_suspiciously_like_a_woman_bound_and/ woman bound upside-down]] (but not in a [[UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}} sexual way]], as the picture is more FanDisservice, even if it's your kink). When you discover [[spoiler:she is Caroline after [[BrainUploading her brain was uploaded]] [[UnwillingRoboticization against her will]], this makes [[HarsherInHindshight more sense in retrospective]]]]. On a funnier note, [[spoiler:when Wheatley takes control of the facility, [[https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/b/b0/Portal2_Wheatley_Boss.png he doesn't have any "arm" bound or not]], representing that he has no bounds (as he has no real purpose to run the facility other than the satisfaction of his ego), but also no control over Aperture, as the place is falling apart under his control.]]

[[spoiler:She's the ghost of the original Anne who died in "The Hardest Thing". She initially was content that she died saving her loved ones, but over time, she became bitter that her life was cut short at 13 years old and that a clone is leading the good life she never could. That bitterness became greater as the years went on, until she finally snapped and agreed to work with the Ghost Council to become a Joy Hunter, believing if she was robbed of happiness, no one else could have it.]]

Ghosts are given the power and duty to sow misery and fear, and their numbers seem to consist of every historical figure regardless of time period and religious affiliation. Logically, but absolutely terrifyingly, that would imply Hitler, Himmler, Mengele, Mussolini, Tojo, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hussein, bin Laden, Kim Jong-Il, Jack the Ripper, Jeffrey Dahmers, Ted Bundy, Caligula, Nero, Attila, and many more are not burning in eternal damnation like we've hoped but are rather given free reign, without any limitations of being bound to a mortal flesh-and-bone body, to do what they did best in life: make people miserable (to put it ''very'' lightly). Meanwhile, ghosts who ''don't'' spread enough misery are condemned to the Flow of Failed Phantoms. This implies Mr. Rogers, Gandhi, and Mother Teresa are screaming in the Flow. In other words, you spend your whole life being a good person, hoping for an eternal reward, and then when you die, you're given the job of scaring and tormenting people under the threat of eternal screaming. However, now that Molly and Scratch demolished the Flow and deposed the Council and Chairman, spiritual justice can be restored, but that doesn't change what happened.

[[spoiler:Also, remember how these moe cuties are actually ''undead'' and had to ''[[ImAHumanitarian feed off each others' souls]]'' to survive? That concept was supposed to be deconstructionist parallel to moe archetype Rei Ayanami's reality; how Anno wanted to point out how a completely submissive girl with absolute zero self-worth ''should'' be [[UncannyValley somewhat creepy]] in real life, not cute. And how Madoka technically [[RetGone doesn't exist anymore]] at the end? That's Urobuchi trying to bring the message home that no, your 2D waifus [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome aren't real]]. Try to find a "3DPD".]]

* [[FromBadToWorse Same]] [[OhCrap with]] [[FridgeHorror the]] [[Administrivia/AllBlueEntry All Blue Entries]] ([[MadeFromRealGirlScouts see]] [[PoweredByAForsakenChild the]] [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs Smurf]] [[AmazingTechnicolorWildlife theories]] [[CrapsackWorld above]]).

Production of sufficient quantities of [[SwissArmyTears Fluttershy tears]] was difficult at first and was the primary limiting factor in Blues production, which is why the popularity of Justin Bieber is plunging our universe closer to TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt, but up until recently, eventually we hit on the idea of cloning her several thousand times and collecting the tears with a specialised catheter that fits under her eyes, along with [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena Diane Pie]] and everybody else in the TortureTechnician list and [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil sexual offence]] registry [[{{Room 101}} hired to torture Fluttershy forever, along with a million clones of Angel Bunny, and a large blender]]. Administration of a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia Class A Amnesiac]] after every third or fourth session (similar to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation Procedure 110-Montauk]]) is also recommended for prevention of desensitization and cynicism from the familiarity with the procedure, which prevents optimum tears extraction. Personnel who express sympathy towards Fluttershy's plight and/or express a desire to rescue or sympathize towards Fluttershy WILL be met with immediate Lethal Termination for accelerating the entropy of this universe. No, putting the poor girl out of her misery is NOT an option. Neither is rendering her unconscious, comatose, or any form of pain relief, narcotic or analgesic to herself. She has to be completely sensitive and aware of what is going on in order for the extraction to work. And when all that does not work, [[FelonyMisdemeanor we read]] [[OhCrapThereAreFanficsOfUs fanfic]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor to her.]]

[[WMG: ''Fanfic/CupCakes'' is the reality of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. The SugarBowl of the series is just Rainbow Dash's dying dream.]]

[[WMG: Additionally, [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena Diane Pie]] is the true EldritchAbomination who controls the world of ''My Little Pony''. Even Celestia herself is below her in terms of Pinkie's ability to warp reality.]]

Is because she suffered severe abuse when she was a child, both physically, psychologically and sexually. Maybe the childhood bullying isn't the whole story. Maybe her parents did things so bad that I can't go into any detail (I do consider [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil rape]] and [[GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion forced abortion]] to be possibilities). Whatever her past is, that is the reason why she retreated into extreme shyness and decided to live with only a few animals and her few friends in the world. The reason why she likes animals and her friends so much (to the point that she shows her hidden repressed anger issues, e.g. "You're going to love me!", when anybody dares to look at her animals and friends badly) is because they're the only ones she can ever trust to open herself unto, and therefore are keeping her sane and nice-mannered despite her traumatic childhood. Take away the animals and friends from her, and the FreudianExcuse takes its toll upon her, and she ends up just like Lucy from ''Manga/ElfenLied''. Maybe not as threatening as [[Fanfic/CupCakes Pinkamena]] or insane Twilight, but still.

* And [[TheManBehindTheMan the Man behind the]] {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s (or at least the Elite PsychoForHire) will be [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] who will show off his Michelin-star culinary skills while preparing gourmet pony. He also corrupts Pinkamena Diane Pie, resulting in ''Fanfic/CupCakes''.

Both are jolly spherical creatures that suffer at the hands of humans. While yukkuris die at the end, the Voltorbs became the eternally angry Hisuian Electrode and Kantonian Voltorb.

** [[AdultFear That presumes]] [[RapeAsDrama it was consensual.]] [[DownerEnding Why do you think Dashie, the Element of loyalty, rejected her own daughter?]] [[HideYourLesbians Too many bad associations]] [[BuryYourGays with her Father's attempt to]] [[CureYourGays “cure” her of her orientation]].

* [[AdultFear Oh god I think he just stroked the back on my neck!]]

If you watched After Ever After, you know it’s basically a dark parody to classic Disney songs. Maybe more recent movies like WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}, WesternAnimation/RayaAndTheLastDragon and WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} tackles deeper topics like racism, trust and family pressure so that they can’t be put into such videos.

[[WMG:On the contrary, the CreepyCoolCrosses and other Christian symbolism amongst the apocalyptic insanity in ''Evangelion'' were ''really'' just there for RuleOfCool.]]

[[WMG:The CreepyCoolCrosses and other Christian symbolism amongst the apocalyptic insanity in ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' were not just there for RuleOfCool.]]

[[WMG: TV Tropes ''will'' [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife ruin your life.]]]]

If you watched After Ever After, you know it’s basically a dark parody to classic Disney songs. Maybe more recent movies like WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}, WesternAnimation/RayaAndTheLastDragon and WesternAnimation/Encanto tackles deeper topics like racism, trust and family pressure so that they can’t be put into such videos.

She's obviously schizophrenic, and is imagining Scratch to liven up her boring life in Brighton. Her family plays along just to make her happy. This is a DARK THEORY with DEEPEST LORE [[SarcasmMode that totally doesn't display a lack of understanding of schizophrenia at all]]. Now upload this to [=YouTube=] and watch it go viral. Next up, [[WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}} Anne is in a coma]], [[WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens the Greens are dying from jaundice]], and [[WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse Luz died and the Boiling Isles is hell!]]

But only if [[AuthorExistenceFailure the original creator dies]] [[ReplacementScrappy and is replaced]] with [[RunningTheAsylum a lunatic]], who will make the show mind-blowingly offensive to the point where anyone who watches it will see it as a BrownNote. Everyone will be so filled with hatred for each other that the whole world will become a frenzy. Alternatively, the show ''can'' create World Peace if it becomes a BrownNote in the other direction; namely, if anyone who watches it will suddenly be filled with a strong sense of love and mutual respect for fellow nations.

She's obviously schizophrenic, and is imagining Scratch to liven up her boring life in Brighton. Her family plays along just to make her happy. This is a DARK THEORY with DEEPEST LORE [[SarcasmMode that totally doesn't display a lack of understanding of schizophrenia at all]]. Now upload this to [=YouTube=] and watch it go viral. Next up, [[WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}} Anne is in a coma!]]