History Quotes / RuleThirtyFour

-->-- ''{{Friends}}'', "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"

-->--'''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]'''

->'''Rachel''': No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?\\

'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like that so much.

-->-- ''TheCinemaSnob''

-> ''I [...] found [a drawing] of a lactating hermaphroditic [[FinalFantasyVIII Quistis]] tit-fucking herself and blowing her own'' '''''[[BiggusDickus three-foot cock]]''''' ''while choking it with her whip, sticking the handle in her pussy and jamming a vibrator in her own asshole.''

->''"Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''{{Futurama}}'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[PowerPerversionPotential imagined doing with]] {{the Hypnotoad}}."''

-->--'''[[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', on the porn distributor of ''[[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Action Comics]]'' #593 claiming "there ain't much market for [[ADateWithRosiePalms solo acts]]"

->''"i am so proud to draw porn of [[AndrewHussie this man]]’s [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} comic]]."''

->''"It's the internet, Mati. There's porn for everything!"''
-->--'''NostalgiaCritic''' tells it like it is

->"Go into google, do a search of the word 'Balloon' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet which contain the word balloon. Be warned you will find some bizarre pornography. Then do a google search on the word 'Animal' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet containing the word animal. Be warned you will find some bizarre pornography. Then do a google search on 'Balloon Animal' and google will bring you a list of all the pages on the internet which contain both the words balloon and animal. Be warned you will find some ''very'' bizarre pornography."

-->-- '''AndrewHussie''' a day after introducing some new characters to ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

I mean, JESUS. People could settle for a penis and a vagina or a penis and a penis or a vagina and a vagina but NO THEY HAVE TO GO AND WANT IT COMPLICATED AND CREEPY AND AHDFBHIFBIBEBHBHBHRBHBHIR.''

-> ''Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[ETTheExtraTerrestrial extra-terrestrial]] [[{{Squick}} poon]], with nightmares of [[{{Squick}} being violated by a human]] [[BeavisAndButthead Beavis]] [[{{Squick}} with a plaster nose.]] [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]''

->''Grodd, being a simple gorilla, has no concept of a naked {{Flash}} vibrating invisibly next to him. Only a human could conceive of a naked, vibrating, invisible Flash. Because we are Nature's Greatest Mistake.''

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-> ''I [...] found [a drawing] of a lactating hermaphroditic [[FinalFantasy Quistis]] tit-fucking herself and blowing her own'' '''''three-foot cock''''' ''while choking it with her whip, sticking the handle in her pussy and jamming a vibrator in her own asshole.''

->''"Many of you have probably been blissfully unaware of this, but there is a shocking amount of erotic ''{{Futurama}}'' fan-fiction on the Internet. [[YouDoNotWantToKnow You don't even want to know]] the things people have [[PowerPerversionPotential imagined doing with]] {{the Hypnotoad}}."

->''"I like to watch robots pee". I bet you there's a website for that. [''pause''] There is now!

->"That's why we present "Some Like It Rough". Because we know someone is getting off on it."
-->-- TheNostalgiaCritic in his ''{{Commando}}'' Review

-->--''Max'' in ''SamAndMax: The Penal Zone''

-->-- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7dtFZAbBHI Sonic Shorts]]''

-> ''Quantum Fetish Mechanics: the act of thinking up a new kind of fetish causes that fetish to exist. Someone probably even has a website dedicated to it. ''
-->-- ''QuestionableContent''