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I could tell you things about PeterPan\\
And [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOZ the Wizard of Oz]]; ''there''[='=]s a {{dirty old man}}!"''

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I could tell you things about PeterPan\\
Literature/PeterPan\\
And [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOZ [[Literature/TheWonderfulWizardOfOz the Wizard of Oz]]; ''there''[='=]s a {{dirty old man}}!"''


-->-- '''David Freedman''', creator of ''WesterAnimation/BountyHamster'' on [[http://davidfreedman.blogspot.com/2012/06/bounty-hamster-lives-on-in-strange-ways.html discovering fanart of his obscure show]].

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-->-- '''David Freedman''', creator of ''WesterAnimation/BountyHamster'' ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster'' on [[http://davidfreedman.blogspot.com/2012/06/bounty-hamster-lives-on-in-strange-ways.html discovering fanart of his obscure show]].


-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "Smut"

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-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', "Smut"
"Smut", ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas''



->'''Rachel''': Why don’t you take off your sweater?\\
'''Joey''': I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin doing Hobbes]].\\
'''Rachel''': Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?\\
'''Joey''': Yeah. Sure. ''(Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)''\\
'''Rachel''': Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like ''that'' so much.

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->'''Rachel''': ->'''Rachel:''' Why don’t you take off your sweater?\\
'''Joey''': '''Joey:''' I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin doing Hobbes]].\\
'''Rachel''': '''Rachel:''' Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?\\
'''Joey''': '''Joey:''' Yeah. Sure. ''(Rachel looks inside the neck of his sweater)''\\
'''Rachel''': '''Rachel:''' Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbes would like ''that'' so much.



->'''Carl''': [[UnsettlingGenderReveal I thought you were a woman]].\\
'''Paul''': Why would you think that?\\
'''Carl''': Mostly the hat-- are you sure?\\
'''Paul''': Of ''course'' I'm sure!\\
'''Carl''': Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer...

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->'''Carl''': ->'''Carl:''' [[UnsettlingGenderReveal I thought you were a woman]].\\
'''Paul''': '''Paul:''' Why would you think that?\\
'''Carl''': '''Carl:''' Mostly the hat-- are you sure?\\
'''Paul''': '''Paul:''' Of ''course'' I'm sure!\\
'''Carl''': '''Carl:''' Well... If you'll excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer...



-->-- ''Creator/StephenColbert, Series/TheColbertReport''

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-->-- ''Creator/StephenColbert, Series/TheColbertReport''
'''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''



-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]

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-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', ''Blog/ToplessRobot'', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]



'''Matt''': She also tries out Rogue, which continues [[MayDecemberRomance that creepy thread]] from the previous movie. But that wouldn’t hold a candle to Jackman/Cox.\\
'''Chris''': Hehe, [[HehHehYouSaidX “Jackman/Cox.”]]

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'''Matt''': '''Matt:''' She also tries out Rogue, which continues [[MayDecemberRomance that creepy thread]] from the previous movie. But that wouldn’t hold a candle to Jackman/Cox.\\
'''Chris''': '''Chris:''' Hehe, [[HehHehYouSaidX “Jackman/Cox.”]]



->'''Simon Harding''': Did you know that [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E6Earthshock}} Adric’s DNA is scattered amongst the primordial ooze]] and that was the origin of the humanoid form?\\
'''Joe Ford''': So you’re saying that all of us have a little bit of Adric inside of us?\\
'''Simon''': [[FridgeHorror It's pretty grim]], isn’t it?\\
'''Joe''': I bet you someone out there has got a raging boner reading that.\\
'''Simon''': How could you say that?\\

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->'''Simon Harding''': Harding:''' Did you know that [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS19E6Earthshock}} Adric’s DNA is scattered amongst the primordial ooze]] and that was the origin of the humanoid form?\\
'''Joe Ford''': Ford:''' So you’re saying that all of us have a little bit of Adric inside of us?\\
'''Simon''': '''Simon:''' [[FridgeHorror It's pretty grim]], isn’t it?\\
'''Joe''': '''Joe:''' I bet you someone out there has got a raging boner reading that.\\
'''Simon''': '''Simon:''' How could you say that?\\



'''Simon''': That’s wrong to the very core of everybody who thinks that.\\
'''Joe''': We better get back to talking about the episode rather than talking about having sex with Adric.\\
'''Simon''': I’m feeling a bit queasy.

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'''Simon''': '''Simon:''' That’s wrong to the very core of everybody who thinks that.\\
'''Joe''': '''Joe:''' We better get back to talking about the episode rather than talking about having sex with Adric.\\
'''Simon''': '''Simon:''' I’m feeling a bit queasy.



'''Chris''': And as you mentioned, he [[IncestIsRelative starts with Martha Kent]]...as soon as Ma Kent gives him a hug, he immediately starts smelling her hair and shoots fireballs out of his eyes, which is what Kryptonians in Smallville do [[SomethingElseAlsoRises when they get aroused.]] Not even kidding. Either way, it’s at this point that the show finally catches up to the more unsavory portions of [=LiveJournal=], which I assume were slashing “Clartha” halfway through the debut episode.\\
'''David''': At the end of this episode, I expected everyone involved to jump onscreen, take a bow, strike a pose and yell “'''''[[TheAristocrats THE ARISTOCRATS!]]'''''”

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'''Chris''': '''Chris:''' And as you mentioned, he [[IncestIsRelative starts with Martha Kent]]...as soon as Ma Kent gives him a hug, he immediately starts smelling her hair and shoots fireballs out of his eyes, which is what Kryptonians in Smallville do [[SomethingElseAlsoRises when they get aroused.]] Not even kidding. Either way, it’s at this point that the show finally catches up to the more unsavory portions of [=LiveJournal=], which I assume were slashing “Clartha” halfway through the debut episode.\\
'''David''': '''David:''' At the end of this episode, I expected everyone involved to jump onscreen, take a bow, strike a pose and yell “'''''[[TheAristocrats THE ARISTOCRATS!]]'''''”



->'''A''': But... why? My god, why would you do a thing like that?\\
'''B''': Just [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap. Fap your childhood to pieces]].

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->'''A''': ->'''A:''' But... why? My god, why would you do a thing like that?\\
'''B''': '''B:''' Just [[ADateWithRosiePalms fap. Fap your childhood to pieces]].



->'''Pintsize''': Rule 34 is the ultimate expression of human creativity! Creating porn of ANYTHING THE HUMAN MIND CAN CONCEIVE is an endeavor on par with colonizing the stars or tapping into the secrets of the universe!\\
'''Winslow''': I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.

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->'''Pintsize''': ->'''Pintsize:''' Rule 34 is the ultimate expression of human creativity! Creating porn of ANYTHING THE HUMAN MIND CAN CONCEIVE is an endeavor on par with colonizing the stars or tapping into the secrets of the universe!\\
'''Winslow''': '''Winslow:''' I think you just like looking at pooping catgirls.



->'''Toggle''': That doesn't exist, does it? [[BodyHorror Case fifty-three]] porn?\\
'''Kid Win''': Everything exists.

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->'''Toggle''': ->'''Toggle:''' That doesn't exist, does it? [[BodyHorror Case fifty-three]] porn?\\
'''Kid Win''': Win:''' Everything exists.


-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''

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-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''
''Film/X2XMenUnited''


-->--'''Boomstick''' on '''[[Anime/DigimonTamers Renamon]]''', ''WebVideo/DeathBattle''

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-->--'''Boomstick''' on '''[[Anime/DigimonTamers Renamon]]''', ''WebVideo/DeathBattle''''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''


->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} William Murderface]]:''' I HAVE DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF Film/{{SHARKNADO}} THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
-->-- ''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.tumblr.com/post/82606211729 Texts From Mordhaus]]''

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} William Murderface]]:''' I ->''"I HAVE DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF Film/{{SHARKNADO}} THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
DRILL!!"''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}} William Murderface]]''', ''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.tumblr.com/post/82606211729 Texts From Mordhaus]]''



->'''[[AuthorAvatar Jo:]]''' A new ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' character! That means it's time for new Rule 34!
->'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids Ori]][[OurCentaursAreDifferent sa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.
->'''Jo:''' This changes nothing.
->[Orisa is bombarded with Rule 34 of her.]

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->'''[[AuthorAvatar Jo:]]''' A new ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' character! That means it's time for new Rule 34!
->'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids
34!\\
'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids
Ori]][[OurCentaursAreDifferent sa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.
->'''Jo:'''
character.\\
'''Jo:'''
This changes nothing.
->[Orisa
nothing.\\
''[Orisa
is bombarded with Rule 34 of her.]]''



->''"[[Tempting Fate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Digimon]]--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''

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->''"[[Tempting Fate ->''"[[TemptingFate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Digimon]]--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''


->''"Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Franchise/{{Digimon}}--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''

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->''"Oh, ->''"[[Tempting Fate Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Franchise/{{Digimon}}--OH, Digimon]]--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''


-->--'''The battle-cry of the porn-hunter.'''

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-->--'''The battle-cry of the porn-hunter.'''porn-hunter'''

->''"Oh, come on. Like anyone's gonna sexualize a Franchise/{{Digimon}}--OH, OH MY GOD! MOVING ON!"''
-->--'''Boomstick''' on '''[[Anime/DigimonTamers Renamon]]''', ''WebVideo/DeathBattle''


->'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids Orisa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.

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->'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids Orisa:]]''' Ori]][[OurCentaursAreDifferent sa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.

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-> "Rule 34, I CHALLENGE YOU!"
-->--'''The battle-cry of the porn-hunter.'''

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->'''[[AuthorAvatar Jo:]]''' A new ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' character! That means it's time for new Rule 34!
->'''[[SuperPoweredRobotMeterMaids Orisa:]]''' Sorry to disappoint but I'm not your usual female character.
->'''Jo:''' This changes nothing.
->[Orisa is bombarded with Rule 34 of her.]
-->-- ''Webcomic/NerfNow''


-->-- '''[[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]]'''

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-->-- '''[[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]]'''
'''Website/FourChan'''


''The memory of my angel could never cause me pain.''\\

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''The ''[[TemptingFate The memory of my angel could never cause me pain.''\\]]''\\



->The pornos happen fast, I will give them that. Thank ''GOD I'' aged them up to the ripe year of 15. Conscience totally fucking ameliorated.

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->The pornos happen fast, I will give them that. Thank ''GOD I'' ''GOD'' I aged them up to the ripe year of 15. Conscience totally fucking ameliorated.



->'or the record: I KNOW that Rule 34 applies to [[Series/MythBusters my own show]], and NO, I haven't read any of the [[CrackFic fan fiction]]. I HAVE seen things [[BrainBleach I wish to unsee]].

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->'or ->For the record: I KNOW that Rule 34 applies to [[Series/MythBusters my own show]], and NO, I haven't read any of the [[CrackFic fan fiction]]. I HAVE seen things [[BrainBleach I wish to unsee]].



'''Simon''': [[FridgeHorror Its pretty grim]], isn’t it?\\

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'''Simon''': [[FridgeHorror Its It's pretty grim]], isn’t it?\\


-->--'''{{Disney/Cinderella}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"

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-->--'''{{Disney/Cinderella}}''', -->-- '''{{Disney/Cinderella}}''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk Princess Rap Battle]]"



-->--''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''

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-->--''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''



-->--''[[http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics106.html MisterKitty]]''

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-->--''[[http://www.-->-- ''[[http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics106.html MisterKitty]]''



-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]

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-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', -->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/tr_special_the_10_most_face-meltingly_awful_fan_fi.php "The 10 Most Face-Meltingly Awful Fanfics"]]



-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''

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-->--Chris -->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x2-x-men-united-2003-part-two/ on]] ''[[{{Film/X-Men}} X-2: X-Men United]]''



-->--[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/the-fella-series-two.html Joe Ford]] on ''Series/DoctorWho''

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-->--[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/the-fella-series-two.html Joe Ford]] Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho''



-->--''Smallvillains'', [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-4-6-transference/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Transference")

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-->--''Smallvillains'', -->-- ''Smallvillains'', [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-4-6-transference/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Transference")



-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-beloved-pop-culture-icons-hollywood-will-be-ruining-next_p2/#ixzz32Z6cXyUm "4 Upcoming Reboots That Must Be Stopped"]]

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-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', -->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-beloved-pop-culture-icons-hollywood-will-be-ruining-next_p2/#ixzz32Z6cXyUm "4 Upcoming Reboots That Must Be Stopped"]]



-->--'''[[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]]'''

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-->--'''[[{{Imageboards}} -->-- '''[[{{Imageboards}} 4chan]]'''



-->--''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.tumblr.com/post/82606211729 Texts From Mordhaus]]''

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-->--''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.-->-- ''[[http://textsfrommordhaus.tumblr.com/post/82606211729 Texts From Mordhaus]]''



-->-- comedian Creator/RichardJeni

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-->-- comedian Creator/RichardJeni
Comedian '''Creator/RichardJeni'''



-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21568_7-famous-artists-you-didnt-know-were-perverts-pt.-2.html]]

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-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'' -->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' [[http://www.cracked.com/article_21568_7-famous-artists-you-didnt-know-were-perverts-pt.-2.html]]


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->'''Toggle''': That doesn't exist, does it? [[BodyHorror Case fifty-three]] porn?\\
'''Kid Win''': Everything exists.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''


->Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial extra-terrestrial]] [[{{Squick}} poon]], with nightmares of [[{{Squick}} being violated by a human]] [[BeavisAndButthead Beavis]] [[UncannyValley with a plaster nose.]] [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]

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->Well, I think I've seen enough horrifying material here to replace my nightmares of [[Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial extra-terrestrial]] [[{{Squick}} poon]], with nightmares of [[{{Squick}} being violated by a human]] [[BeavisAndButthead [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis]] [[UncannyValley with a plaster nose.]] [gives thumbs up and smiles] [[SarcasmMode Thanks, Rule 34-sploitation!]]

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