Grammar Nazi: In fairness, I'm pursuing a career in which you really shouldn't fuck around with typos.
Guilty Pleasures: For some reason, early-to-mid-90s American sitcoms. I don't get it either and don't think I ever will, but I do find myself regularly sitting down and enjoying them if nothing else is on. This doesn't count Frasier, which I legitimately really like.
Ineffectual Loner: If slightly less so than when working with other people.
Informed Ability: I'm still waiting for my parents' assurances that I'm supposedly really intelligent to be a thing that happens. Come on, any minute now...
The Teetotaler: Of the variety where I was raised in a home where alcohol was simply there and treated as nothing unique or special, resulting in complete indifference and not seeing it as anything amazing or interesting.
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