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'''Encyclopedia:''' Or "Irmalan Gold", for the plateau on which most of the world's supply is grown and harvested, typically by slave labour...

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'''Encyclopedia:''' Or "Irmalan Gold", for the plateau on which most of the world's supply is grown and harvested, typically by slave labour...\\

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->'''Idiot Doom Spiral:''' You see, it is widely known that ''nose candy'' and pioneer graphic design go hand-in-hand...\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' What -- nose candy?\\
'''Idiot Doom Spiral:''' You know, Tequila. ''(he taps the side of his nose) Nose'' candy. The white railroad. ''Party powder!''\\
'''Kim:''' The kids on the street also call it "snow day"...\\
'''Encyclopedia:''' Or "Irmalan Gold", for the plateau on which most of the world's supply is grown and harvested, typically by slave labour...
'''Idiot Doom Spiral:''' "Sinus salt", "the white knight"...\\
'''Kim:''' "Count C", for its popularity amongst the aristocratic classes of the prior century...\\
'''Encyclopedia:''' Along with a number of more banal street names: Blow, of course, but also flake, powder, pearl. Really, anything that is white will work...
'''Electrochemistry:''' HE'S TALKING ABOUT COCAINE.\\
'''The Detective:''' ''Ohhh'', you mean ''cocaine''.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''



-->--'''Dom [[spoiler:"Woogie"]] Wogonowski''', ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary''

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-->--'''Dom -->-- '''Dom [[spoiler:"Woogie"]] Wogonowski''', ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary''



-->--''[[Webcomic/BiteMe Bite Me]]''

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-->--''[[Webcomic/BiteMe -->-- ''[[Webcomic/BiteMe Bite Me]]''



->'''Ruthie''': "Oh, oh, you make me so angry! You make me so furious!! You make me so mad! Stewed! Oh, I am ''enraged''! I am ''steamed''! Oscar, Oscar, I am so sore at you, I am ''blowing my top''!!"
->'''Oscar''': "I think she's swallowed a dictionary here."
->'''Ruthie''': "Oh! Oh, Oscar I am ''losing my temper''! I mean I am ''really fuming''! Oh, ooh, I am ''boiling'' mad! I am also peeved and I am irked!! Oscar, I am '''''seething'''''!!!"

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->'''Ruthie''': "Oh, Oh, oh, you make me so angry! You make me so furious!! You make me so mad! Stewed! Oh, I am ''enraged''! I am ''steamed''! Oscar, Oscar, I am so sore at you, I am ''blowing my top''!!"
->'''Oscar''': "I
top''!!\\
'''Oscar''': I
think she's swallowed a dictionary here."
->'''Ruthie''': "Oh!
\\
'''Ruthie''': Oh!
Oh, Oscar I am ''losing my temper''! I mean I am ''really fuming''! Oh, ooh, I am ''boiling'' mad! I am also peeved and I am irked!! Oscar, I am '''''seething'''''!!!"'''''seething'''''!!!



->'''Armitage:''' Needs? Oh, you mean sex? Rumpy-pumpy. The beast with two backs? A bit of "How's your father"? Some afternoon delight? The two-person push up? Filling the cream donut? Hide the sausage? The horizontal hula? Slime the banana?
->'''Gideon Tau:''' Oh my god. Stop.
->'''Armitage:''' Take old one-eye to the optometrist? Attack the pink fortress?
->'''Gideon Tau:'''Please stop.
->'''Armitage:''' Open the gates of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mordor]]?
->'''Gideon Tau:''' That's not even a saying.
->'''Armitage:''' It is. And if you don't want to hear about it, don't ask.
->'''Gideon Tau:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I already regret it]].
-->--''Poison City,'' by Paul Crilley

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->'''Armitage:''' Needs? Oh, you mean sex? Rumpy-pumpy. The beast with two backs? A bit of "How's your father"? Some afternoon delight? The two-person push up? Filling the cream donut? Hide the sausage? The horizontal hula? Slime the banana?
->'''Gideon
banana?\\
'''Gideon
Tau:''' Oh my god. Stop.
->'''Armitage:'''
Stop.\\
'''Armitage:'''
Take old one-eye to the optometrist? Attack the pink fortress?
->'''Gideon
fortress?\\
'''Gideon
Tau:'''Please stop.
->'''Armitage:'''
stop. \\
'''Armitage:'''
Open the gates of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mordor]]?
->'''Gideon
Mordor]]?\\
'''Gideon
Tau:''' That's not even a saying.
->'''Armitage:'''
saying. \\
'''Armitage:'''
It is. And if you don't want to hear about it, don't ask.
->'''Gideon
ask.\\
'''Gideon
Tau:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I already regret it]].
-->--''Poison -->-- ''Poison City,'' by Paul Crilley



-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Okona''': "You don't know what a joke is?"
->'''Data''': "Of course I do. It is a witticism, a gag, a bon mot, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending."

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-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Okona''': "You
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Okona:''' You
don't know what a joke is?"
->'''Data''': "Of
is?\\
'''Data:''' Of
course I do. It is a witticism, a gag, a bon mot, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending."



->'''Sonny''': "But you know, son, I figured it was all a bunch of hooey."
->'''Data''': "''(In Sonny's voice)'' Hooey? ''(In his normal voice)'' Ah, as in hogwash, malarky, jive. A deliberate fabrication."

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->'''Sonny''': "But But you know, son, I figured it was all a bunch of hooey."
->'''Data''': "''(In
\\
'''Data''': ''(In
Sonny's voice)'' Hooey? ''(In his normal voice)'' Ah, as in hogwash, malarky, jive. A deliberate fabrication."



->'''Doctor''': "It's time for the main show."
->'''Patient''': "What? What do you mean?"
->'''Doctor''': "The reason why we're all here. Y'know, zip! ''(mimes undoing a fly and clears his throat)''"
->'''Patient''': "What was that you were doing? Like air traffic signals?"
->'''Doctor''': "I need you to drop 'em."
->'''Patient''': "Drop what?"
->'''Doctor''': "Drop 'em like it's hot."
->'''Patient''': "Drop ''what'' like it's hot?"
->'''Doctor''': "Drop 'em and cough 'em. Drop your trousers, let me see your tower."
->'''Patient''': "Is that a medical term?"
->'''Doctor''': "I get it, cradle your ladle. Lower your drawbridge. Let's see if these lemons actually make lemonade. Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's berry-picking season. Look, this isn't easy, but I need to see your peasy. I hope you use Febreeze, because I need to squeeze."
->'''Patient''': "Squeeze what? I don't..."
->'''Doctor''': "It's time to part the forbidden curtain. At ease, soldier. Lower your weapons. Look, man, I'm on a questicle. ''(goofy voice)'' Crikey, mate, I'm going down under. Crikey, it bit me!

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->'''Doctor''': "It's It's time for the main show."
->'''Patient''': "What?
\\
'''Patient''': What?
What do you mean?"
->'''Doctor''': "The
mean?
'''Doctor''': The
reason why we're all here. Y'know, zip! ''(mimes undoing a fly and clears his throat)''"
->'''Patient''': "What
throat)''\\
'''Patient''': What
was that you were doing? Like air traffic signals?"
->'''Doctor''': "I
signals?\\
'''Doctor''': I
need you to drop 'em."
->'''Patient''': "Drop what?"
->'''Doctor''': "Drop
\\
'''Patient''': Drop what?\\
'''Doctor''': Drop
'em like it's hot."
->'''Patient''': "Drop
\\
'''Patient''': Drop
''what'' like it's hot?"
->'''Doctor''': "Drop
hot?\\
'''Doctor''': Drop
'em and cough 'em. Drop your trousers, let me see your tower."
->'''Patient''': "Is
\\
'''Patient''': Is
that a medical term?"
->'''Doctor''': "I
term?\\
'''Doctor''': I
get it, cradle your ladle. Lower your drawbridge. Let's see if these lemons actually make lemonade. Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's berry-picking season. Look, this isn't easy, but I need to see your peasy. I hope you use Febreeze, because I need to squeeze."
->'''Patient''': "Squeeze
\\
'''Patient''': Squeeze
what? I don't..."
->'''Doctor''': "It's
\\
'''Doctor''': It's
time to part the forbidden curtain. At ease, soldier. Lower your weapons. Look, man, I'm on a questicle. ''(goofy voice)'' Crikey, mate, I'm going down under. Crikey, it bit me!



->[[SeinfeldianConversation You ever notice how many different ways there are to say 'throwing up'?]] There's vomiting, of course. Hurling. Tossing your cookies. Puking, a classic. Ralphing. There's cascading. But I prefer the terms that are more real. Like blowing chunks. Spewing your guts. Tangoing with the toilet. That's a good one. Technicolor yawn.

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->[[SeinfeldianConversation ->"[[SeinfeldianConversation You ever notice how many different ways there are to say 'throwing up'?]] There's vomiting, of course. Hurling. Tossing your cookies. Puking, a classic. Ralphing. There's cascading. But I prefer the terms that are more real. Like blowing chunks. Spewing your guts. Tangoing with the toilet. That's a good one. Technicolor yawn."



->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Pee-pee!"
->'''Girl 4''': "I say, 'pee-pee'!"
->'''Girl 5''': "I call it a tinkle."
->'''Girl 6''': "When I... when I'm sleeping, the pee comes out of me."
->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Wee-wee!"
->'''Girl 7''': "I call it a widdle."
->'''Girl 8''': "I do piddles in the bathroom."
->'''Girl 9''': "Pee-pee."
->'''Boy 1''': "I do a pee-pee-pee-pee."
->'''Crowd''': "Tinkle!"
->'''Girl 10''': "Piddle."
->'''Girl 11''': "Pee-pee."
->'''Girl 12''': "Widdle."
->'''Girl 13''': "I piddle."
->'''Crowd''': "I really need to urinate!"
->'''Girl 7''': "But what about the other thing?"
->'''Boy 2''': "I call it doo."
->'''Girl 13''': "Poopie."
->'''Girl 14''': "Poopa."
->'''Girl 15''': "Poopa."
->'''Girls 4 and 16''': "We call it poo-poo."
->'''Boy 3''': "I call it a poopie."
->'''Boy 1''': "I call it dookie."
->'''Crowd''': "Caca!"
->'''Boy 2''': "Doodie!"
->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Doodie!"

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->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Pee-pee!"
->'''Girl
Pee-pee!\\
'''Girl
4''': "I I say, 'pee-pee'!"
->'''Girl
"pee-pee"!\\
'''Girl
5''': "I I call it a tinkle."
->'''Girl
\\
'''Girl
6''': "When When I... when I'm sleeping, the pee comes out of me."
->'''Girls
\\
'''Girls
1, 2, and 3''': "Wee-wee!"
->'''Girl
Wee-wee!\\
'''Girl
7''': "I I call it a widdle."
->'''Girl
\\
'''Girl
8''': "I I do piddles in the bathroom."
->'''Girl
\\
'''Girl
9''': "Pee-pee."
->'''Boy
Pee-pee.\\
'''Boy
1''': "I I do a pee-pee-pee-pee."
->'''Crowd''': "Tinkle!"
->'''Girl
\\
'''Crowd''': Tinkle!\\
'''Girl
10''': "Piddle."
->'''Girl
Piddle.\\
'''Girl
11''': "Pee-pee."
->'''Girl
Pee-pee.\\
'''Girl
12''': "Widdle."
->'''Girl
Widdle.\\
'''Girl
13''': "I I piddle."
->'''Crowd''': "I
\\
'''Crowd''': I
really need to urinate!"
->'''Girl
urinate!\\
'''Girl
7''': "But But what about the other thing?"
->'''Boy
thing?\\
'''Boy
2''': "I I call it doo."
->'''Girl
\\
'''Girl
13''': "Poopie."
->'''Girl
Poopie.\\
'''Girl
14''': "Poopa."
->'''Girl
Poopa.\\
'''Girl
15''': "Poopa."
->'''Girls
Poopa.\\
'''Girls
4 and 16''': "We We call it poo-poo."
->'''Boy
\\
'''Boy
3''': "I I call it a poopie."
->'''Boy
\\
'''Boy
1''': "I I call it dookie."
->'''Crowd''': "Caca!"
->'''Boy
\\
'''Crowd''': Caca!\\
'''Boy
2''': "Doodie!"
->'''Girls
Doodie!\\
'''Girls
1, 2, and 3''': "Doodie!"Doodie!
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->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Pee-pee!"
->'''Girl 4''': "I say, 'pee-pee'!"
->'''Girl 5''': "I call it a tinkle."
->'''Girl 6''': "When I... when I'm sleeping, the pee comes out of me."
->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Wee-wee!"
->'''Girl 7''': "I call it a widdle."
->'''Girl 8''': "I do piddles in the bathroom."
->'''Girl 9''': "Pee-pee."
->'''Boy 1''': "I do a pee-pee-pee-pee."
->'''Crowd''': "Tinkle!"
->'''Girl 10''': "Piddle."
->'''Girl 11''': "Pee-pee."
->'''Girl 12''': "Widdle."
->'''Girl 13''': "I piddle."
->'''Crowd''': "I really need to urinate!"
->'''Girl 7''': "But what about the other thing?"
->'''Boy 2''': "I call it doo."
->'''Girl 13''': "Poopie."
->'''Girl 14''': "Poopa."
->'''Girl 15''': "Poopa."
->'''Girls 4 and 16''': "We call it poo-poo."
->'''Boy 3''': "I call it a poopie."
->'''Boy 1''': "I call it dookie."
->'''Crowd''': "Caca!"
->'''Boy 2''': "Doodie!"
->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': "Doodie!"
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet'', "Elmo's Potty Time"
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'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.\\
-- ''Manga/MariaHolic AbridgedSeries'' by [[http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]]

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'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.\\
--
day.
-->--
''Manga/MariaHolic AbridgedSeries'' by [[http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]]



-->''WebAnimation/DrTran'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=related#t=03m06s Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack]]

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-->''WebAnimation/DrTran'', -->--''WebAnimation/DrTran'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=related#t=03m06s Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack]]



-->''[[Webcomic/BiteMe Bite Me]]''

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-->''[[Webcomic/BiteMe -->--''[[Webcomic/BiteMe Bite Me]]''



-->''Series/BrassEye''

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-->''Series/BrassEye''
-->--''Series/BrassEye''



-->''Series/SesameStreet''

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-->''Series/SesameStreet''
-->--''Series/SesameStreet''

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Cutting down to the actual euphemisms.


->'''Doctor''': "Yeah, there is one last thing that we actually have to do."
->'''Patient''': "Okay?"
->'''Doctor''': "Aah... Yeah, you know."
->'''Patient''': "No, I don't know."



->'''Doctor''': "It's time to part the forbidden curtain. At ease, soldier. Lower your weapons. Look, man, I'm on a questicle. ''(goofy voice)'' Crikey, mate, I'm going down under. Crikey, it bit me! ''(normal voice)'' No, you didn't get it on that one? All right ''(holds up four fingers)''."
->'''Patient''': "Four words."
->'''Doctor''': "Right."
->'''Patient''': "First word... ''(doctor mimes)'' I'm not good at this game. Doctor, what do you need to see?!"
->'''Doctor''': "I need to check your puh..."
->'''Patient''': "My pulse?"
->'''Doctor''': "Uh, no, but it begins with a P."
->'''Patient''': "My prostate? Pancreas?"
->'''Doctor''': "Your pe.... ah, nuts. Your pine nuts!"
->'''Patient''': "My pine nuts?!"
->'''Doctor''': "Yeah, say it a little faster."
->'''Patient''': "Doctor, I don't know what you're saying."
->'''Doctor''': "I need to grab your penis, balls."

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->'''Doctor''': "It's time to part the forbidden curtain. At ease, soldier. Lower your weapons. Look, man, I'm on a questicle. ''(goofy voice)'' Crikey, mate, I'm going down under. Crikey, it bit me! ''(normal voice)'' No, you didn't get it on that one? All right ''(holds up four fingers)''."
->'''Patient''': "Four words."
->'''Doctor''': "Right."
->'''Patient''': "First word... ''(doctor mimes)'' I'm not good at this game. Doctor, what do you need to see?!"
->'''Doctor''': "I need to check your puh..."
->'''Patient''': "My pulse?"
->'''Doctor''': "Uh, no, but it begins with a P."
->'''Patient''': "My prostate? Pancreas?"
->'''Doctor''': "Your pe.... ah, nuts. Your pine nuts!"
->'''Patient''': "My pine nuts?!"
->'''Doctor''': "Yeah, say it a little faster."
->'''Patient''': "Doctor, I don't know what you're saying."
->'''Doctor''': "I need to grab your penis, balls."
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->[[SeinfeldianConversation You ever notice how many different ways there are to say 'throwing up'?]] There's vomiting, of course. Hurling. Tossing your cookies. Puking, a classic. Ralphing. There's cascading. But I prefer the terms that are more real. Like blowing chunks. Spewing your guts. Tangoing with the toilet. That's a good one. Technicolor yawn.
-->--'''Marco,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #29: The Sickness''
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->'''Doctor''': "Yeah, there is one last thing that we actually have to do."
->'''Patient''': "Okay?"
->'''Doctor''': "Aah... Yeah, you know."
->'''Patient''': "No, I don't know."
->'''Doctor''': "It's time for the main show."
->'''Patient''': "What? What do you mean?"
->'''Doctor''': "The reason why we're all here. Y'know, zip! ''(mimes undoing a fly and clears his throat)''"
->'''Patient''': "What was that you were doing? Like air traffic signals?"
->'''Doctor''': "I need you to drop 'em."
->'''Patient''': "Drop what?"
->'''Doctor''': "Drop 'em like it's hot."
->'''Patient''': "Drop ''what'' like it's hot?"
->'''Doctor''': "Drop 'em and cough 'em. Drop your trousers, let me see your tower."
->'''Patient''': "Is that a medical term?"
->'''Doctor''': "I get it, cradle your ladle. Lower your drawbridge. Let's see if these lemons actually make lemonade. Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's berry-picking season. Look, this isn't easy, but I need to see your peasy. I hope you use Febreeze, because I need to squeeze."
->'''Patient''': "Squeeze what? I don't..."
->'''Doctor''': "It's time to part the forbidden curtain. At ease, soldier. Lower your weapons. Look, man, I'm on a questicle. ''(goofy voice)'' Crikey, mate, I'm going down under. Crikey, it bit me! ''(normal voice)'' No, you didn't get it on that one? All right ''(holds up four fingers)''."
->'''Patient''': "Four words."
->'''Doctor''': "Right."
->'''Patient''': "First word... ''(doctor mimes)'' I'm not good at this game. Doctor, what do you need to see?!"
->'''Doctor''': "I need to check your puh..."
->'''Patient''': "My pulse?"
->'''Doctor''': "Uh, no, but it begins with a P."
->'''Patient''': "My prostate? Pancreas?"
->'''Doctor''': "Your pe.... ah, nuts. Your pine nuts!"
->'''Patient''': "My pine nuts?!"
->'''Doctor''': "Yeah, say it a little faster."
->'''Patient''': "Doctor, I don't know what you're saying."
->'''Doctor''': "I need to grab your penis, balls."
-->-- ''Website/{{Buzzfeed}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQQVPHHnjQ&list=PLj1BZY_WSu6yeDgDMZ_yNj8czCos_uZAW&index=14 When the Doctor Needs to See Your Penis]]"
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->'''Armitage:''' Open the gates of [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Mordor]]?

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->'''Armitage:''' Open the gates of [[Literature/LordOfTheRings [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mordor]]?
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->'''Sperm General:''' Heads up! The time's ''come'' to ''pound this out''! Some of you guys couldn't ''hold on''. Pathetic! Those ''squirts'' have been ''discharged prematurely''! But you ''came'' through. You ''came quick, hard, in and out, over and over, strong''! But we're not finished yet! Now, we must ''thrust forward''! Stay on top of each other! Give a hand when needed and let's bring this thing to a ''climax''!\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' Hey. How's your journal entry ''diddling'' going?\\
'''Portschach:''' It's ''wet''.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #2:''' I get it. ''Rub out'' a few thoughts before walking ''hard'' and fast into death.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #3:''' This is ''stimulating'', you know. Going so ''deep'' into an operation like this.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' You know what I heard? No one's ever ''pulled out'' successfully before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' It's true. Ask that old bastard. He's been around the block before.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Apparently, he ''rode out'' the 4th Bartholin campaign and hasn't been the same since. Well, Gramps, you think we'll be able to ''squeeze one off''?\\
'''Gramps:''' Need lube.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' ''Come'' again?\\
'''Gramps:''' Vas deferens. That's how you know.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' What? Your ''oral'' skills ''blow'', old man.\\
'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Give him a minute. He starts off slow, that's all.\\
'''Gramps:''' Beware the name General Scotty! We can't let him win! He must go down!\\
'''Sperm General:''' It's time, ''seamen''! Get off! [the Sperm Soldiers leave the boat and some of them get killed] Stay strong! ''Incoming''! Get on top of that mound! ''Fire your lode'' at will! Let's ''cream'' 'em, boys! [the soldiers run.]
-->--''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'', Pulp Addiction
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->'''Jen''': I've got... Aunt Irma visiting.\\
'''Moss''': Oh, don't you like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.\\
'''Jen''': It's my term for "my time of the month".\\
'''Roy''': Oh...\\
'''Moss''': What time of the month? The weekend?\\
'''Jen''': No.\\
'''Moss''': Does Aunt Irma visit at the weekend?\\
'''Roy''': Moss...\\
'''Jen''': You know, it's high tide.\\
'''Moss''': But we're not on the coast.\\
'''Roy''': Moss!\\
'''Jen''': I'm closed for maintenance!\\
'''Moss''': "Closed for maintenance?"\\
'''Roy''': Moss!\\
'''Jen''': I've fallen to the communists!\\
'''Moss''': Well, they do have some pretty convincing arguments...
-->-- ''Series/TheITCrowd''
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->'''Okona''': "You don't know what a joke is?"
->'''Data''': "Of course I do. It is a witticism, a gag, a bon mot, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending."
-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Outrageous Okona"

->'''Sonny''': "But you know, son, I figured it was all a bunch of hooey."
->'''Data''': "''(In Sonny's voice)'' Hooey? ''(In his normal voice)'' Ah, as in hogwash, malarky, jive. A deliberate fabrication."
-->--Another ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' example, "The Neutral Zone"
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->'''Lois''': I felt like I had a void in my life, like... like there was a secret hole in me.\\
'''Quagmire''': Oh god!\\
'''Lois''': And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things...\\
'''Quagmire''': ''Oh god!''\\
'''Lois''': And I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.\\
'''Quagmire''': '''''Oh god!'''''\\
'''Lois''': I did this to myself, so I'm just going to have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.\\
'''Quagmire''': That one is also sexual.
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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->'''Armitage:''' Needs? Oh, you mean sex? Rumpy-pumpy. The beast with two backs? A bit of "How's your father"? Some afternoon delight? The two-person push up? Filling the cream donut? Hide the sausage? The horizontal hula? Slime the banana?
->'''Gideon Tau:''' Oh my god. Stop.
->'''Armitage:''' Take old one-eye to the optometrist? Attack the pink fortress?
->'''Gideon Tau:'''Please stop.
->'''Armitage:''' Open the gates of [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Mordor]]?
->'''Gideon Tau:''' That's not even a saying.
->'''Armitage:''' It is. And if you don't want to hear about it, don't ask.
->'''Gideon Tau:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I already regret it]].
-->--''Poison City,'' by Paul Crilley
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-->''DrTran'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=related#t=03m06s Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack]]

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-->''DrTran'', -->''WebAnimation/DrTran'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=related#t=03m06s Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack]]
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->'''Dorla''': "What they ''mean'', Dilly, is that they think Swampy's been run over. You know, hit by a dino-car, flattened, D-E-A-D, dead. Got it?"
-->A rare example of a hurricane of EuphemismBuster's from ''Literature/DillyTheDinosaur'', "Dilly and the Missing Pet"

->'''Ruthie''': "Oh, oh, you make me so angry! You make me so furious!! You make me so mad! Stewed! Oh, I am ''enraged''! I am ''steamed''! Oscar, Oscar, I am so sore at you, I am ''blowing my top''!!"
->'''Oscar''': "I think she's swallowed a dictionary here."
->'''Ruthie''': "Oh! Oh, Oscar I am ''losing my temper''! I mean I am ''really fuming''! Oh, ooh, I am ''boiling'' mad! I am also peeved and I am irked!! Oscar, I am '''''seething'''''!!!"
-->''Series/SesameStreet''
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-- ''MariaHolic AbridgedSeries'' by [[http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]]

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-- ''MariaHolic ''Manga/MariaHolic AbridgedSeries'' by [[http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]]
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->''You choke the chicken before a big date, right? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date? Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date! Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!''
-->--'''Dom [[spoiler:"Woogie"]] Wogonowski''', ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary''
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-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TombRaider: Anniversary'' (after stating that he would NOT mention Lara Croft's large breasts at all)

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-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TombRaider: Anniversary'' (after stating that he would spending the entire review trying NOT to mention Lara Croft's large breasts at all)
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'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! [[BreadEggsMilkAndSquick Humping the horse]] dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\

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'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! [[BreadEggsMilkAndSquick [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Humping the horse]] dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\
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->'''Claire:''' Well, one thing's for sure. Sooner or later [[TheFrenchRevolution Louis]]' gonna stick his head out of the world's most ''sadistic'' window.\\

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->'''Claire:''' Well, one thing's for sure. Sooner or later [[TheFrenchRevolution [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution Louis]]' gonna stick his head out of the world's most ''sadistic'' window.\\
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->'''David Quoosp:''' You're a paedophile. You're a nonce. You're a perv. You're a slot badger. You're a two-pin DIN plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're an unabummer. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent ref. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence foal. You're a Free Willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. You're a shrub rocketeer...
-->''BrassEye''
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'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\

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'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! [[BreadEggsMilkAndSquick Humping the horse horse]] dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\
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-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TombRaider: Anniversary''

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-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TombRaider: Anniversary''
Anniversary'' (after stating that he would NOT mention Lara Croft's large breasts at all)
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-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''TombRaider: Anniversary''

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-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''TombRaider: ''VideoGame/TombRaider: Anniversary''
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-> ''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''

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-> ''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 ballistics]], boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''

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-->--'''[[WebOriginal/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''TombRaider: Anniversary''

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-->--'''[[ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''TombRaider: Anniversary''

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->'''Leland's Grandmother''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran?\\
'''Tran''' [[TemptingFate Where will you be taking us?]]\\
'''Leland's Grandmother''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\
'''Tran''' Shut up! Why don't you shut up right now!?

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->'''Leland's Grandmother''' Grandmother:''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran?\\
'''Tran''' '''Tran:''' [[TemptingFate Where will you be taking us?]]\\
'''Leland's Grandmother''' Grandmother:''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\
'''Tran''' '''Tran:''' Shut up! Why don't you shut up right now!?


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->'''Claire:''' Well, one thing's for sure. Sooner or later [[TheFrenchRevolution Louis]]' gonna stick his head out of the world's most ''sadistic'' window.\\
'''Lucien:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Claire:''' He's going to get a public haircut?\\
'''Lucien:''' Pardon, I'm still confused.\\
'''Claire:''' They're going to introduce him to a ''killer'' cure for headaches?\\
'''Lucien:''' Um...\\
'''Claire:''' Give his shoulders a vacation? Have a tete-a-tete in a wicker salon? Give him new freedom of thought? Revitalize the tight collar market?\\
'''Lucien:''' Enough, [[OffWithHisHead I get it]], ''I '''get''' it!''
-->''[[Webcomic/BiteMe Bite Me]]''

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->'''Leland's Grandmother''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran?\\
'''Tran''' [[TemptingFate Where will you be taking us?]]\\
'''Leland's Grandmother''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! Humping the horse dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\\
'''Tran''' Shut up! Why don't you shut up right now!?
-->''DrTran'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=related#t=03m06s Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack]]
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->'''Mariya:''' Admit it, you're playing for the other team.\\
'''Kanako:''' What?\\
'''Mariya:''' You're a carpet muncher.\\
'''Kanako:''' What?\\
'''Mariya:''' You prefer the taco over the hot dog.\\
'''Kanako:''' What?\\
'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.\\
-- ''MariaHolic AbridgedSeries'' by [[http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]]

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