History Quotes / HurricaneOfEuphemisms

'''Krupp:''' DUELING BANJOS!\\

'''Krupp:''' How about ''palookas bazooms?''\\

'''Krupp:''' SHAKERS! SHEBA! SHERMAN! SHIMMY! SHIRT POTATOES! SILOS! SKIN SACKS! SCONERS! SMOOTHIES! SNUGGLE PUPPIES! ''SPARK PLUGS!'' '''''SPECIAL SPARES!'''''\\
'''Harold:''' I can think of another S-word. Fuckin' ''stuuuuupid!''\\
'''Krupp:''' '''''BREAAAAAAAASTS!!!'''''\\

'''Krupp:''' AH, WHAT THE FU--

''George:''' I dunno, man, beats me.\\

->'''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Papyrus]]:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext BUT SINCE YOU TWO ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, AND WE DO NOT WANT YOU TWO TO BE SUED]], SNOWDIN IS HEREBY BANNING THE ACT TOWARDS OF AND THE WORDS OF UTTERING ANYTHING RELATED TO... ''BOOBIES''.\\
'''Human:''' "Boobies"? What does that mean?\\
'''Sans:''' i dunno, man, beats me.\\
'''Papyrus:''' Y'KNOW, LIKE, LADY LUMPS!\\
'''Human:''' Is that English?\\
'''Papyrus:''' HEMISPHERES!\\
'''Sans:''' dude, what?\\
'''Papyrus:''' MONTAZUMBAS!\\
'''Sans:''' are ya having a stroke?\\
'''Papyrus:''' MONOPOLY MOUNDS!\\
'''Human:''' He's talking in tongues! He might be summoning Satan!\\
'''Sans:''' oh, word?\\
'''Papyrus:''' LARD GLOBES!\\
'''Human[=/=]Sans:''' What the hell...?\\
'''Papyrus:''' CHILD. FEEDING. '''UNITS!'''\\
'''Sans:''' kiddo, i think he's sippin' on lean.\\
'''Papyrus:''' BIOLOGICAL THERMOMETER MOUNTS!\\
'''Sans:''' pap, just stop.\\
'''Human:''' Just ''quit it'', man!\\
'''Papyrus:''' DUELING BANJOS!\\
'''Human:''' We don't even ''play'' instruments, let alone ketchup, Papyrus!\\
'''Papyrus:''' HOW ABOUT PALOOKAS BAZOOMS!\\
'''Human[=/=]Sans:''' Why would you say that in front of children!?\\
'''Papyrus:''' SHAKERS! SHEBA! SHERMAN! SHIMMY! SHIRT POTATOES! SILOS! SKIN SACKS! SCONERS! SMOOTHIES! SNUGGLE PUPPIES! ''SPARK PLUGS!'' '''''SPECIAL SPARES!'''''\\
'''Sans:''' i can think of another s word. fff**kin' ''stupid!''\\
'''Papyrus:''' '''''BREAAAAAAAASTS!!!'''''\\
'''Human[=/=]Sans:''' ...Ohhhhh!\\
'''Human:''' Man, you should've told us something sooner, Papyrus!\\
'''Sans:''' we always call those things chicken tiddies.\\
'''Papyrus:''' OH, WHAT THE FU--
-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/HQBq67oC8UY "Spherical Miracles"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@Revtrosity/videos Revtrosity]]'''

->'''Teal'c''': ''[cocks eyebrow]''\\
->'''O'Neill:''' Lose it... It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a Happy Meal [[AC:WACKO!]]

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Maybe we should tell our guy about the pony impostor.

-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TombRaider: Anniversary'' (after spending the entire review trying NOT to mention Lara Croft's large breasts at all)

-->--'''David Quoosp:''', ''Series/BrassEye''

->'''David Quoosp:''' You're a paedophile. You're a nonce. You're a perv. You're a slot badger. You're a two-pin DIN plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're an unabummer. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent ref. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence foal. You're a Free Willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. You're a shrub rocketeer...
-->--''Series/BrassEye''

'''Gideon Tau:'''Please stop. \\

'''Quagmire''': Oh god!\\
'''Lois''': And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things...\\
'''Quagmire''': ''Oh god!''\\

'''Quagmire''': '''''Oh god!'''''\\
'''Lois''': I did this to myself, so I'm just going to have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.\\
'''Quagmire''': That one is also sexual.

'''Patient''': What? What do you mean?

'''Encyclopedia:''' Along with a number of more banal street names: Blow, of course, but also flake, powder, pearl. Really, anything that is white will work...