Line #204 Quotes/HurricaneOfEuphemisms


1	-> ''Here's one: A genetically engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 ballistics]], boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.''
2	-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/TombRaiderAnniversary'' (after spending the entire review trying NOT to mention Lara Croft's large breasts at all)
3
4	->'''Mariya:''' Admit it, you're playing for the other team.\
5	'''Kanako:''' What?\
6	'''Mariya:''' You're a carpet muncher.\
7	'''Kanako:''' What?\
8	'''Mariya:''' You prefer the taco over the hot dog.\
9	'''Kanako:''' What?\
10	'''Mariya:''' Hey, I've got pages of these, I can go on all day.
11	-->-- ''Manga/MariaHolic AbridgedSeries'' by [[http://absentmindedparody.ning.com/video/maria-loic-parody-episode-1 Toaster]]
12
13	->'''Idiot Doom Spiral:''' You see, it is widely known that ''nose candy'' and pioneer graphic design go hand-in-hand...\
14	'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' What -- nose candy?\
15	'''Idiot Doom Spiral:''' You know, Tequila. ''(he taps the side of his nose) Nose'' candy. The white railroad. ''Party powder!''\
16	'''Kim:''' The kids on the street also call it "snow day"...\
17	'''Encyclopedia:''' Or "Irmalan Gold", for the plateau on which most of the world's supply is grown and harvested, typically by slave labour...\
18	'''Idiot Doom Spiral:''' "Sinus salt", "the white knight"...\
19	'''Kim:''' "Count C", for its popularity amongst the aristocratic classes of the prior century...\
20	'''Encyclopedia:''' Along with a number of more banal street names: Blow, of course, but also flake, powder, pearl. Really, anything that is white will work...\
21	'''Electrochemistry:''' HE'S TALKING ABOUT COCAINE.\
22	'''The Detective:''' ''Ohhh'', you mean ''cocaine''.
23	-->-- ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium''
24
25	->''You choke the chicken before a big date, right? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date? Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date! Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!''
26	-->-- '''Dom [[spoiler:"Woogie"]] Wogonowski''', ''Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary''
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28	->'''Leland's Grandmother:''' After this, I need to run a couple of errands. Will your family be alright with that, Mr. Tran?\
29	'''Tran:''' [[TemptingFate Where will you be taking us?]]\
30	'''Leland's Grandmother:''' [[LongList Oh you know.]] Here and there. Out and around. Round and about. Hither and thither - to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out. Over-and-under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner over the river and through the woods, lickety-split, clocking the G's, grinding the ax, up to no good, nip in the bud, good 'n plenty, lollygagging around making the rounds painting the town red. Packing a load, hugging a tree skinnin' the dog skip to my loo sowing my oats passing a stone, shooting the breeze jumping the fence! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Humping the horse]] dancing a jig spinning a yarn sipping the cider! Flexing the pecs lubin' my do packing the feed licking the chicken pinching the pennies! Do-si-do...\
31	'''Tran:''' Shut up! Why don't you shut up right now!?
32	-->--''WebAnimation/DrTran'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw&feature=related#t=03m06s Mr. Tran and the Toy Cack]]
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34	->'''Claire:''' Well, one thing's for sure. Sooner or later [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution Louis]]' gonna stick his head out of the world's most ''sadistic'' window.\
35	'''Lucien:''' What do you mean?\
36	'''Claire:''' He's going to get a public haircut?\
37	'''Lucien:''' Pardon, I'm still confused.\
38	'''Claire:''' They're going to introduce him to a ''killer'' cure for headaches?\
39	'''Lucien:''' Um...\
40	'''Claire:''' Give his shoulders a vacation? Have a tete-a-tete in a wicker salon? Give him new freedom of thought? Revitalize the tight collar market?\
41	'''Lucien:''' Enough, [[OffWithHisHead I get it]], ''I '''get''' it!''
42	-->-- ''[[Webcomic/BiteMe Bite Me]]''
43
44	->''"You're a paedophile. You're a nonce. You're a perv. You're a slot badger. You're a two-pin DIN plug. You're a bush dodger. You're a small bean regarder. You're an unabummer. You're a nut administrator. You're a bent ref. You're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. You're a fence foal. You're a Free Willy. You're a chimney bottler. You're a bunty man. You're a shrub rocketeer..."''
45	-->--'''David Quoosp''', ''Series/BrassEye''
46
47	->'''Dorla''': "What they ''mean'', Dilly, is that they think Swampy's been run over. You know, hit by a dino-car, flattened, D-E-A-D, dead. Got it?"
48	-->A rare example of a hurricane of EuphemismBuster's from ''Literature/DillyTheDinosaur'', "Dilly and the Missing Pet"
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50	->'''Ruthie''': Oh, oh, you make me so angry! You make me so furious!! You make me so mad! Stewed! Oh, I am ''enraged''! I am ''steamed''! Oscar, Oscar, I am so sore at you, I am ''blowing my top''!!\
51	'''Oscar''': I think she's swallowed a dictionary here.\
52	'''Ruthie''': Oh! Oh, Oscar I am ''losing my temper''! I mean I am ''really fuming''! Oh, ooh, I am ''boiling'' mad! I am also peeved and I am irked!! Oscar, I am '''''seething'''''!!!
53	-->--''Series/SesameStreet''
54
55	->'''Armitage:''' Needs? Oh, you mean sex? Rumpy-pumpy. The beast with two backs? A bit of "How's your father"? Some afternoon delight? The two-person push up? Filling the cream donut? Hide the sausage? The horizontal hula? Slime the banana?\
56	'''Gideon Tau:''' Oh my god. Stop.\
57	'''Armitage:''' Take old one-eye to the optometrist? Attack the pink fortress?\
58	'''Gideon Tau:''' Please stop. \
59	'''Armitage:''' Open the gates of [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Mordor]]?\
60	'''Gideon Tau:''' That's not even a saying. \
61	'''Armitage:''' It is. And if you don't want to hear about it, don't ask.\
62	'''Gideon Tau:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I already regret it]].
63	-->-- ''Poison City,'' by Paul Crilley
64
65	->'''Lois''': I felt like I had a void in my life, like... like there was a secret hole in me.\
66	'''Quagmire:''' ''[appears in the background]'' Oh God!\
67	'''Lois:''' And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things...\
68	'''Quagmire:''' ''Oh God!!''\
69	'''Lois''': And I felt wonderful with all those things filling that hole.\
70	'''Quagmire:''' '''''OH GOD!!!'''''\
71	'''Lois:''' I did this to myself, so I'm just going to have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.\
72	'''Quagmire:''' ''[deadpan]'' That one is also sexual. ''[leaves]''
73	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
74
75	->'''O'Neill:''' I'm tellin' you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way outta this soon I'm gonna lose it.\
76	'''Teal'c''': ''[cocks eyebrow]''\
77	'''O'Neill:''' Lose it... It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a Happy Meal [[AC:WACKO!]]
78	-->--''Series/StargateSG1'', [[Recap/StargateSG1S4E6WindowOfOpportunity "Window of opportunity"]]
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80	->'''Okona:''' You don't know what a joke is?\
81	'''Data:''' Of course I do. It is a witticism, a gag, a bon mot, a fluctuation of words concluding with a trick ending.
82	-->--''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Outrageous Okona"
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84	->'''Sonny''': But you know, son, I figured it was all a bunch of hooey.\
85	'''Data''': ''(In Sonny's voice)'' Hooey? ''(In his normal voice)'' Ah, as in hogwash, malarky, jive. A deliberate fabrication.
86	-->--Another ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' example, "The Neutral Zone"
87
88	->'''Jen''': I've got... Aunt Irma visiting.\
89	'''Moss''': Oh, don't you like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.\
90	'''Jen''': It's my term for "my time of the month".\
91	'''Roy''': Oh...\
92	'''Moss''': What time of the month? The weekend?\
93	'''Jen''': No.\
94	'''Moss''': Does Aunt Irma visit at the weekend?\
95	'''Roy''': Moss...\
96	'''Jen''': You know, it's high tide.\
97	'''Moss''': But we're not on the coast.\
98	'''Roy''': Moss!\
99	'''Jen''': I'm closed for maintenance!\
100	'''Moss''': "Closed for maintenance?"\
101	'''Roy''': Moss!\
102	'''Jen''': I've fallen to the communists!\
103	'''Moss''': Well, they do have some pretty convincing arguments...
104	-->-- ''Series/TheITCrowd''
105
106	->'''Sperm General:''' Heads up! The time's ''come'' to ''pound this out''! Some of you guys couldn't ''hold on''. Pathetic! Those ''squirts'' have been ''discharged prematurely''! But you ''came'' through. You ''came quick, hard, in and out, over and over, strong''! But we're not finished yet! Now, we must ''thrust forward''! Stay on top of each other! Give a hand when needed and let's bring this thing to a ''climax''!\
107	'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' Hey. How's your journal entry ''diddling'' going?\
108	'''Portschach:''' It's ''wet''.\
109	'''Sperm Soldier #2:''' I get it. ''Rub out'' a few thoughts before walking ''hard'' and fast into death.\
110	'''Sperm Soldier #3:''' This is ''stimulating'', you know. Going so ''deep'' into an operation like this.\
111	'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' You know what I heard? No one's ever ''pulled out'' successfully before.\
112	'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' It's true. Ask that old bastard. He's been around the block before.\
113	'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Apparently, he ''rode out'' the 4th Bartholin campaign and hasn't been the same since. Well, Gramps, you think we'll be able to ''squeeze one off''?\
114	'''Gramps:''' Need lube.\
115	'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' ''Come'' again?\
116	'''Gramps:''' Vas deferens. That's how you know.\
117	'''Sperm Soldier #1:''' What? Your ''oral'' skills ''blow'', old man.\
118	'''Sperm Soldier #4:''' Give him a minute. He starts off slow, that's all.\
119	'''Gramps:''' Beware the name General Scotty! We can't let him win! He must go down!\
120	'''Sperm General:''' It's time, ''seamen''! Get off! [the Sperm Soldiers leave the boat and some of them get killed] Stay strong! ''Incoming''! Get on top of that mound! ''Fire your lode'' at will! Let's ''cream'' 'em, boys! [the soldiers run.]
121	-->--''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'', Pulp Addiction
122
123	->'''Doctor''': It's time for the main show.\
124	'''Patient''': What? What do you mean?\
125	'''Doctor''': The reason why we're all here. Y'know, zip! ''(mimes undoing a fly and clears his throat)''\
126	'''Patient''': What was that you were doing? Like air traffic signals?\
127	'''Doctor''': I need you to drop 'em.\
128	'''Patient''': Drop what?\
129	'''Doctor''': Drop 'em like it's hot.\
130	'''Patient''': Drop ''what'' like it's hot?\
131	'''Doctor''': Drop 'em and cough 'em. Drop your trousers, let me see your tower.\
132	'''Patient''': Is that a medical term?\
133	'''Doctor''': I get it, cradle your ladle. Lower your drawbridge. Let's see if these lemons actually make lemonade. Cock-a-doodle-doo! It's berry-picking season. Look, this isn't easy, but I need to see your peasy. I hope you use Febreeze, because I need to squeeze.\
134	'''Patient''': Squeeze what? I don't...\
135	'''Doctor''': It's time to part the forbidden curtain. At ease, soldier. Lower your weapons. Look, man, I'm on a questicle. ''(goofy voice)'' Crikey, mate, I'm going down under. Crikey, it bit me!
136	-->-- ''Website/{{Buzzfeed}}'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeQQVPHHnjQ&list=PLj1BZY_WSu6yeDgDMZ_yNj8czCos_uZAW&index=14 When the Doctor Needs to See Your Penis]]"
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138	->"[[SeinfeldianConversation You ever notice how many different ways there are to say 'throwing up'?]] There's vomiting, of course. Hurling. Tossing your cookies. Puking, a classic. Ralphing. There's cascading. But I prefer the terms that are more real. Like blowing chunks. Spewing your guts. Tangoing with the toilet. That's a good one. Technicolor yawn."
139	-->--'''Marco,''' ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #29: The Sickness''
140
141	->'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': Pee-pee!\
142	'''Girl 4''': I say, "pee-pee"!\
143	'''Girl 5''': I call it a tinkle.\
144	'''Girl 6''': When I... when I'm sleeping, the pee comes out of me.\
145	'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': Wee-wee!\
146	'''Girl 7''': I call it a widdle.\
147	'''Girl 8''': I do piddles in the bathroom.\
148	'''Girl 9''': Pee-pee.\
149	'''Boy 1''': I do a pee-pee-pee-pee.\
150	'''Crowd''': Tinkle!\
151	'''Girl 10''': Piddle.\
152	'''Girl 11''': Pee-pee.\
153	'''Girl 12''': Widdle.\
154	'''Girl 13''': I piddle.\
155	'''Crowd''': I really need to urinate!\
156	'''Girl 7''': But what about the other thing?\
157	'''Boy 2''': I call it doo.\
158	'''Girl 13''': Poopie.\
159	'''Girl 14''': Poopa.\
160	'''Girl 15''': Poopa.\
161	'''Girls 4 and 16''': We call it poo-poo.\
162	'''Boy 3''': I call it a poopie.\
163	'''Boy 1''': I call it dookie.\
164	'''Crowd''': Caca!\
165	'''Boy 2''': Doodie!\
166	'''Girls 1, 2, and 3''': Doodie!
167	-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet'', "Elmo's Potty Time"
168
169	->'''Mugman:''' You ditched us! Whammo, you're gone! And we wind up in the big house!\
170	'''Ms. Chalice:''' The big house? Gee, I had no idea! Gosh, fellas! I'm sorry I got ya tossed in the hoosegow!\
171	'''Mugman:''' "Sorry" won't bring us back so many cold, cold nights in the slammer.\
172	'''Cuphead:''' The crowbar hotel.\
173	'''Ms. Chalice:''' The pokey.\
174	'''Mugman:''' The clink.\
175	'''Ms. Chalice:''' The stoney lonesome.\
176	'''Cuphead:''' The convict condo!\
177	'''Mugman:''' The zoo for criminals.\
178	'''Ms. Chalice:''' The ol' hooba-dooba.\
179	'''Cuphead:''' Yeah, the old… hooba… dooba?\
180	'''Mugman:''' The old hooba-dooba-- ''that's not even a thing!''\
181	'''Ms. Chalice:''' Well, if you never heard of it, that's ''your'' problem!
182	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheCupheadShow'', [[Recap/TheCupheadShowS2E2CharmedandDangerous "Charmed and Dangerous"]]
183
184	->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Maybe we should tell our guy about the phony impostor.
185	->'''Mr. Krabs:''' You loony loofah, he ''is'' the impostor! We've been duped!
186	->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Duped!
187	->'''Mr. Krabs:''' Bamboozled!
188	->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' We've been smeckledorfed!
189	->'''Mr. Krabs:''' That's not even a word, and I agree with ya!
190	-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "Nasty Patty"
191
192	->'''Dib''': "Give me two additional names for..."
193	->'''Peter Venkman''': "Yeah? Yeah?"
194	->'''Dib''': "The ''Devil''! Mr. Stantz?"
195	->'''Ray Stantz''': "How about... Mephistopholes, the Prince of Darkness..."
196	->'''Dib''': "Correct! You're--"
197	->'''Ray''': "Beelzebub, Napoleon, Satan, Clutes, Lucifer, Diablo, Old Gooseberry, Old Nick Old Scratch..."
198	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "The Devil to Pay"
199
200	->'''[[Literature/CaptainUnderpants Principal Krupp]]:''' Don't you dare start to gloat! It was a real ''cucked move'' to put a whole bucket full of itching powder and poison ivy in front of the school faculty door and have it pour on ''every single teacher!''\
201	'''George and Harold:''' Nice!\
202	'''Krupp:''' Which in turn, has made the entire female faculty ''very angry'' at the male demographic in this school, figuring this was a ''sexist sabotage'' to their… upper private areas. But since you're just a couple a' sniveling little kids and we don't want the school to be sued, I am hereby banning the act towards of and the words of uttering anything related to… boobies.\
203	'''Harold:''' Eh… "boobies"? Wh-what does that mean?\
204	'''George:''' I dunno, man, beats me.\
205	'''Krupp:''' Y'know, like, lady lumps!\
206	'''George:''' Is that English?\
207	'''Krupp:''' Hemispheres!\
208	'''George:''' Dude, what?\
209	'''Krupp:''' Montazumas!\
210	'''George:''' Are ya havin' a stroke?\
211	'''Krupp:''' Monopoly mounds!\
212	'''Harold:''' He's talking in tongues! He might be summoning Satan!\
213	'''George:''' Oh, word?\
214	'''Krupp:''' Lard globes!\
215	'''George and Harold:''' What the hell…?\
216	'''Krupp:''' Child. Feeding. ''Units!''\
217	'''George:''' Harold, I think he's sippin' on lean.\
218	'''Krupp:''' ''Biological thermometer mounts!''\
219	'''Harold:''' ''Man'', just stop!\
220	'''George:''' Just ''quit it'', man!\
221	'''Krupp:''' Dueling banjos!\
222	'''Harold:''' We don't even play instruments, let alone [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants mayonnaise]], Mr. Krupp!\
223	'''Krupp:''' How about palookas bazooms?\
224	'''George and Harold:''' Why would you say that ''in front of children!?''\
225	'''Krupp:''' SHAKERS! SHEBA! SHERMAN! SHIMMY! SHIRT POTATOES! SILOS! SKIN SACKS! SCONERS! SMOOTHIES! SNUGGLE PUPPIES! ''SPARK PLUGS! SPECIAL SPARES!''\
226	'''Harold:''' I can think of another S-word. Fuckin' ''stupid—!''\
227	'''Krupp:''' '''''BREAAAAAAAAAAAAASTS!!!'''''\
228	'''George and Harold:''' …Ohhhhh!\
229	'''George:''' Man, you should've told us somethin' sooner, Mr. Krupp! We always call those things chicken tiddies!\
230	'''Krupp:''' WHAT THE FU—
231	-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/FNhklIEN8Pw "Mr. Krupp and the Bewildering Debacle of the Bamboozling Breasticles"]]'' by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@cooldisks101 MarcusShawVA]]'''
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