We try to kill SCP-682

Result: SCP-682 gets thawed out.

Test: Replace SCP-682's anger with fear; condition him to be so afraid of everyone and everything, that he simply tries to run and hide, instead of trying to attack and kill.

Result: 682's behavior didn't change. Almost as if he was already incredibly frightened of us already.

Test: Create a mecha-682 to do battle with SCP-682.

edited 14th Oct '16 7:30:10 PM by Avenuewriter

Is not impressed.

Result: After a prolonged battle, a heavily injured SCP-682 eventually destroys "Mecha-682", because we lacked the resources to make the mecha just as regenerative and unkillable as the real monster.

Test: Shrink SCP-682 down to the size of an ant, and trap Mini-682 inside a small glass jar.

Result: It shattered the jar, and fled at an abnormally quick speed.

After several hours of searching, 682 has not yet been found.

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Adennum: Several scientists were found, tiny, and dead. 682 has gained the ability to shrink things to its current size.

Adennum #2: The bodies have begun to grow, suggesting the shrink ray is wearing off.

The incident in a nearby city, starting with the letter C, and ending with ago, has been covered up.

Test: Pit 682 against 173 and The Shy Guy at the same time.

edited 16th Oct '16 5:55:42 PM by RandomWriter413

'RESULT: That was the most depraved, obscene display and went to far when they brought out the beehive.

Test: pay off Freddy Kruger to kill the bastard in his sleep.

edited 16th Oct '16 7:20:19 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Result: While SCP-682 is sleeping, Freddy Kreuger enters his dreams. Whatever the hell those dreams were about, they forced Freddy to leave without killing 682. Kreuger then settled on just killing three sleeping humans (a D-class, a guard, and a researcher).

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Test: Hire this guy to turn SCP-682 into Skittles.

edited 8th Jun '17 4:24:58 PM by AHI-3000

Result: SCP-682 appears to have, prior to the test, been given a pillowcase filled with candy by Dr. [REDACTED]. Upon the test beginning, and the Skittles man approaching 682, 682 ripped open a package of M&Ms with enough force to send the contents spraying across both itself and the Skittles man, resulting in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Test: Toss it into the sun. If it comes back on fire, toss it back, and devise a SCP-███ enhanced artificial intelligence system to send unmanned spacecraft to wherever SCP-682 happens to come back on fire.

Result: SCP-682 eventually becomes hot enough to burn up and destroy any spacecraft he touches, allowing him to fall back to Earth and crash-land like a meteorite in ███████, resulting in [REDACTED] casualties.

Test: Hire Hermann Fegelein to kill, get rid of, or at least annoy the hell out of SCP-682. For those who haven't seen the viral videos, Fegelein is a skilled prankster and trickster with seemingly supernatural powers; and he has an apparent inability to die, much like our favorite lizard monster here.

Bumpty bump!

Result: SCP-682 was not impressed, and messily devoured him. Fegelein re-manifested, but SCP-682 merely devoured him again, until the sheer amount of mental trauma rendered him unable to resist. Fegelein has been placed in the medical wing of Site-██.

Test: Create a containment zone for it, by using SCP-████ to produce extremely powerful magnets to trap it in mid-air inside of it's standard containment area, while at the same time exposing it to corrosive alkali and the usual acid, so more damage can be dealt.

Said magnets are to be powered by an SCP-248 enhanced generator running on a separate power grid.

RESULT SUCCESS! thank god!

2 Hours Later

'''GODDAMNIT! HE IS EVEN WORSE NOW!'''

TEST: We will do nothing in fact he will kill himself

682 made a deal with the devil to came back so now he is demonic powers to go with his near invincibility

edited 22nd Oct '16 11:00:26 AM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

I don't see what actually went wrong there. Could you elaborate?

bump

edited 26th Oct '16 5:13:07 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Result: The sheer amount of Escher-esque logic collapses the universe, which is promptly reset. Business as usual.

Test: Trap SCP-682 in a bubble universe stuck in a "Groundhog Day" Loop. Said day will loop if 682 so much as moves a nanometer.

Is not impressed.

Result: SCP-682 somehow figures out a method of ending the time loop: he manages to stay perfectly still for an entire day.

Test: Trick SCP-682 into solving a certain cursed puzzle box...

edited 8th Jun '17 4:24:41 PM by AHI-3000

Result: Scp-682, to our knowledge has no comprehensible emotions besides pure rage, therefore has no use nor regard for the puzzle box

Test: Give SCP-682 an Original 1640 quarto Script of The Hanged King's Tragedy and use D-class between the ages of 25 and 45 to play the roles of the rest of the cast.

Special Test Procedures:

Test Site: Exclusion Zone 8, Site-20. Sahara Desert

Site Procedures A Level 6: Psionic Resistance Barrier must be held 5 Kilometers around Site-20 at all times during testing. Two (2) Level 3: Cognito Sheilds will be placed around Exclusion Zone 8 during any and all testing. No entities of an Intelligence ranking of K or higher, are allowed within a 100 Kilometer radius of Site-20. An aerosolized memetic kill-agent will be deployed to neutralize any and all living beings/entities within the Zone-8 Barriers.

Required Test Materials One (1) Level 6: 5 Kilometer Psionic Resistance Barrier Two (2) Level 3: 100 Kilometer Cognito Sheilds Berryman-Langford Memetic Kill Agent 100 Kilometer space within Exclusion Zone 8 Site-20 Theater Hall One Original 1640 quarto Script of The Hanged King's Tragedy Standard Theater Equipment Fourteen (14) Caroline-era costumes, each pertaining to its corresponding character Twenty-Four (24) D-Class Personel {14:Cast}{10:Backstage Crew} SCP-682

Characters Include: GONZALO, King of Trinculo ISABELLA, Queen of Trinculo; formerly the wife of Sforza, the murdered king, now married to Gonzalo ANTONIO, a minor noble FRANCISCO, Antonio’s servant The DUKE OF SORTINO ALINDA, daughter of the Duke PETRUCCIO, a noble lord allied with Gonzalo LODOVICO, a servant of Gonzalo CORNARI, a priest BEATRICE, a servant of the Queen A COURTESAN A PALACE GUARDSMAN The AMBASSADOR OF MILAN The AMBASSADOR OF FLORENCE The AMBASSADOR OF ALAGADDA

Test Procedures:

Localize Primary and Secondary Cognito Sheilds Establish 5 Kilometer Psionic Resistance Barrier Activate Aerosolized Memetic Kill-Agent Confirm Neutralized Life-Readings Transport Decontaminated D-Class and Sterilized SCP-682 through Barriers Insert Original 1640 quarto Script of The Hanged King's Tragedy into SCP-682's containment case Realese D-Class into Site-20 Theater Hall and Set timer for deactivation of SCP-682 Containment Fail-safes Deploy package containing props and costumes Release Containment Fail-safes Instruct D-Class to read script and prepare for all Five (5) Acts after confirming anomalous properties of SCP-701 have manifested and rendered SCP-682 docile and cooperational. Insruct D-Class and SCP-682 to enact Acts I-V of SCP-701 Before the conclusion of Act V, cut all communication to Exclusion Zone 8 entirely Wait 15-20 seconds Confirm anomalous effect has been activated Pray nothing went wrong

edited 27th Oct '16 9:54:26 PM by HowDoIDoor

Result: Failure. SCP-701's anomalous properties do not result in one becoming particularly docile or cooperative, and after being released from containment SCP-682 killed all D-Class present. Recordings of the incident show SCP-701-1 watching the carnage briefly, before vanishing.

What the hell are Cognito Shields? -Dr. Robinson

Test: Inject it with hydrochloric acid while of bathing it, this should result in it's body suffering from extreme damage (along with the damage already resulting from the standard acid-bath) indefinitely, as long as it is kept on a steady schedule of injections.

edited 28th Oct '16 12:36:16 PM by PastryPerson

Result: SCP-682 grows some layers of stomach-type tissue to protect himself from the hydrochloric acid.

Test: Bury 682 in a certain pile of anomalous horse manure.

SCP-682 is still awaiting his next punishment test...

Result: Failure. SCP-682 had no visible reaction to SCP-100-J. Note: "Other than being smellier that is." - Dr. Farnsworth.

Test: Use the experimental FTL vessel Event Horizon to send SCP-682 to a dimension of pure chaos from which there is no hope of escape.

Is not impressed.

lol no, just tell it to stop

edited 30th Oct '16 1:27:27 PM by HowDoIDoor

Result: [DATA EXPUNGED BY ORDER OF O5 COUNCIL.]

Test: Send SCP-682 through a black hole.

Result: Denied. This test has been proposed already.

Test: Have Injustice Superman grab 682, fly it into Mogo The Living Planet (the Green Lantern planet), and then fly them both into the sun. As Superman draws power from the sun and is already powerful as it is, SCP-682 should be driven into the sun so deeply that it is impossible for it to escape it's gravity.

Probably gonna try a bunch of DC Comics related tests.

[ooc:sorry couldent think of a satisfactory result]

Result: good news is his ass is grass, bad news is so is the universe.

(universe reset in 3..2..1)

test: have flash pull an infinite mass punch on 682.

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Result: Partly successful, but still is undefeated.

Test: Summon "The Wheel" to destroy SCP-682 since The Wheel is made to destroy the Elite, Bilderberg, Illuminati, Bill Cipher, Rothschild, Rockfeller, Morgan and even the possibly the SCP Foundation as well as the other groups of interest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44uzcUm13xk I'm no kebab though so don't even ask.

edited 5th Nov '16 11:18:19 PM by Wog