Think up a question to the above answer

Mister President, this is the button. The button linked to every single nuclear warhead in America, focused on all of our nation’s enemies, and nations who may be potential enemies. Only you have the power and authority to press it, and as soon as it is pressed, no one, and I mean absolutely no one, can stop it from starting World War Three.

What do you have to say about that?

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Hey, survivalist gear is perfect for any situation. Now hand me that gas mask.

Dude, it's just a weekend camping trip, did you really need to pack this much?

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I told you not to anger the aardvarks, but no, you didn't listen to me!

edited 25th May '18 5:41:34 AM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

Are you ready? Go live!

Having a little trouble here. Being accosted by hostile fluffy things for no reason.

What I wanna know is, where's the caveman?

...You can use a question in response to a question in a real scenario, so I think this is just nit-picking.

edited 19th May '18 8:37:36 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

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Read the first post where the rules are again. You were supposed to make a question for Caliburn's answer, then give an answer for me to make a question for.

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Care to explain why you just used the time machine to send us all back to the past?

Your pathetic attempt to startle me was doomed to failure the instant you thought of it.

edited 19th May '18 9:05:17 AM by Miss_Desperado

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Hey! Why did you mess up my epic prank?

No! Anything but the cheddar! At least go for the feta instead!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

... You don't like Cheddar Cheese, do you?

That's why I'm now in charge of Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

edited 19th May '18 3:41:42 PM by DingoWalley1

Let Me Get This Straight... you held a CEO at gunpoint, threatened to blow up a building, and got into a standoff with the cops . . . Because you didn't like a cartoon episode!?

In mere moments all you'll be feeling is Oblivion!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.

Why do I feel like this was a really bad idea?

No. Not after what happened last time. I can still smell the bug spray...

May I please be the one to throw the tear gas grenades?

He answers questions as readily as he asks them, but his answer is always 'No'. ^note  This is the Flavor Text for Sphinx of the Final Word.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

So what should I know about the contrarian librarian?

Yeah, I'm surprised too. I thought I'd be stuck at 5!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

You bought ten nuclear reactors for a paperclip each!?

I keep losing the phone almost as much as I keep losing this stylus.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Why did you handcuff yourself to your phone?

The most important thing is to have a good relationship with the bike... you have to understand what she wants. I think of a motorcycle as a woman, and I know that sounds silly, but it's true.

Please stop looking like you're raping that motorbike. While speeding along at 70mph.

Blue whale.

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Are you seriously implying something more than a simple lube job for your motorcycle?

What kind of food is this?

Getting 'd is fun, even if you caught it before sending the post.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Why didn't you edit your post?

(throws the controller) I had enough with this game!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Been playing I Wanna Be the Guy, I see?

Please enter the mauve door in the north wing, eightieth floor, corridor Ë. In there, fall off the stairs and scoot along the ceiling, keep walking along the inverse corkscrew and finally swallow the key.

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.

So how exactly do I get to the bathroom?

I just want to say that I wanted to take the left turn to Ottawa, but everyone else said no and see where that got us!

edited 21st May '18 2:48:31 AM by Nouct

Why are we in Albuquerque?! We were going to a Maple Leafs game!

I'll get the hangover meds.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

Who gave all those humans Long Island Iced Teas before I drank their blood?

No time to worry about that now, they're here!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

We should move some supplies into the bunker in case they attack.

When you put it that way, it does seem like a terrible idea.

So you mean to tell me you're planning to travel back in time to cause Abraham Lincoln's assassination?

Well, if you really wanna know we'll have to have a few drinks first. I'm thinking something with pomegranate juice.

edited 23rd May '18 12:55:31 PM by Some_Person

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.

I didn't invent parasitic armor that turns the wearer into an Eldritch Abomination.... did I?

No, no, no, the parasol has to be at a precise forty-five degree angle When the Clock Strikes Twelve or years of effort will go to waste!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

So if I hold this magical parasol at a 75 degree angle in front of this moon, it will turn you into Lip the Fairy?

I am become sound.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

I just can't take my eyes off you idiots... All right, who stole the drugs this time?

I suppose you have a point, but where's the fun in that?

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

You sure you can't just shoot the prime minister instead of running him over with his own limo towing a hearse?

The elephant is indigenous to the bottom of the ocean!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.