hey
Oh god, why did you only shrink the orphanage and not the orphans inside?
Because otherwise it'd make a black hole.
hey
my current job
Well, if you're not letting us take the pillows from the couch, could we just take the couch?
I blame Sid.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Why is my house now owned by a group of zombies?
You know, their is never a happy story involving insane asylums, its always either creepy, scary, or sad.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Hey, there's a wedding going on in the sanitarium. Hannibal is going to officiate it! Are you ready to go yet?
It's alive! Hahahahahahahaha!
watermelon
Umm... you do realise there's strange green stuff growing on that sandwich, don't you?
I thought we agreed never to mention that ever again.
current jam | avi
Can we please bring Troper Tales back? 
No, I cannot let you pass! Don't you mess with me!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Braids From S286 Not Included
Look at this project I've been working on for months. Will you please give me extra credit to make up for all those failed exams?
Sing that song one more time...
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Fly Air Madeline
What do you think of my rendition of Arthur's Crazy Bus with the lyrics set to the melody of that Mega Drive game about Venezuelan buses?
I'm trying to become that lamp over there.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
watermelon
I dunno, it's a bit too dark to tell. Let's go over there!
current jam | avi
Braids From S286 Not Included
This dark cave splits into two paths. Should we take the left one or the right?
Hello, darkness my old friend.
edited 17th Oct '17 8:39:59 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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Are you sure the "WARNING GIANT DEATH MONSTER OVER HERE" sign didn't fall down again?
So, I need a new name in order too be edgy and emo. Any suggestions?
No, I said Lips, Bunsen and Pops, not Skips, Benson and Pops.
Bonus points if you get both references, though you'll probably get at least one.
edited 17th Oct '17 8:38:46 PM by TropesForever
Underworld Angel
Who's your favorite Kono Suba character?
How do you like the neon sign?
Only 50% of your new uterus is laced with mozzarella.
edited 17th Oct '17 9:02:19 PM by TheSilverShroud
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Fly Air Madeline
Who's bright idea was it to put cheese cultures in the Gender Bender Cola!?
I'm going to be a handsome frog.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Which curse would you rather have? The Curse of a Frog? Or the Curse of a Newt?
Well, when I found this glowing amulet, it sort of gave me a new job...
edited 17th Oct '17 9:00:42 PM by DingoWalley1
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I wondered where you went... Now I wonder why you're doing some bottom of the barrel job.
You can't tell me what to do! *boom*
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Braids From S286 Not Included
my current job
Any more cryptic riddles we have to solve before you can get to the "helping us" part?
Hey, look at me. I can't dance for sh—[shush'd, beat] the life of me. But if you want someone who can dance, go to a Broadway show. Here at the club, nobody cares. Just get up and make a fool of yourself like everyone else.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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You literally look like an ass with that horsing around you call "dancing"...
No, don't pull your punches, push them into my skull. It's uplifting...
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The man behind the slaughter
(While pounding on the above poster) is that enough for you?
It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot organization to punish the demon, the heretic, and the false god!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
By the Emperor! How long are you going to make those poor things listen to those ancient pop songs?
I am altering the deal, dear friend.
my current job
Wait, why are the bodyguards leaving? We're not done with the job yet!
Every new boy that you meet doesn't know the real surprise...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
How hard did you actually kick them "there"?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Isn't it illegal to fire that on school property?
Worth it!