The Official Bad Puns Topic

Magus: It drags on a lot which is weird for a game where you play as basically a dragoon.

So somebody thought it was a good idea to establish a huge Madonna-themed brothel, where the prostitutes dress up in the costumes popularised by her old music videos - "Like A Virgin", "Material Girl", "Papa Don't Preach", everything.

They're calling the place the Madonna-Whore Complex.

edited 8th Aug '15 7:55:25 PM by Pyrite

I remember in one of the Wayside School books, one of the girls was wearing a shirt that said "In Goddess We Trust." So I guess her Messiah would be the Auntie Christ.

What's the connection between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? Icy/I-See dead people

This one isn't a pun, but carries on the theme: What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? 'bout halfway

Hey, I was on that when it sank!

Someone highlighted this part of this script with the small font.

It's a thin read line.

So I've been watching The X-Files lately, and I've noticed there have been multiple episodes where someone impersonates Agent Mulder, be it through shape-shifting or more mundane means. So, I guess all of these impostors can be described as being... Faux Mulder.^note Kind of only works as a written pun because "faux" isn't pronounced that way, but yeah

edited 30th Aug '15 9:01:26 AM by MikeK

When you see a cougar with leopard spots tattoo, you know she's a cheetah.

The other day, I was in a stream where people were making puns based on The Binding of Isaac.

Needless to say, I was a Big Fan.

edited 28th Sep '15 6:18:04 AM by MegaMarioMan

I'm a Giant Fan of a certain Magic the Gathering un-set card.

I would make a Mulan joke, but I would first have to make a man out of you.

I'll see myself out.

Well, this topic looks pretty pun!

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So Disney/Pixar's merchandise department has reversible bags promoting its latest movie. You can wear them Inside Out!

In a startling announcement, it's been confirmed that the next movie in The Fast and the Furious franchise will be sponsored by a French biofuel company and features their new product - a special derivative from wine converted into a high-molecular-weight liquid fuel.

They call it Vin Diesel.

edited 17th Oct '15 4:45:35 AM by Pyrite

Q: What do you get when a Buffy cosplayer stashes her joints in the elastic of her wig?

A: A Scooby doobie 'do.

What do ya call an Alligator who solves crimes?

An Investigator.

I was thinking about it the other day, and I realized that pachinko is for dicks.

Where my Japanese speakers at?

I don't speak Japanese, but I'm assuming pachinko is Japanese for dick, isn't it?

edited 6th Nov '15 11:00:21 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

Close.

What do you find in the driers aboard a warship? Naval lint.

edited 8th Nov '15 7:24:34 PM by Teemo

At first I'd never seen this car everyone was talking about, but then it hit me...

So Danzig were playing a big show in my town recently, and the venue had some trouble promoting the event because posters and flyers kept getting vandalized. The weird part is that they were all destroyed in the same way - the last three letters of the band name were always ripped off, leaving just "Dan". Finally, the day of the show, they managed to catch the culprit, who was trying to take those same three letters off the marquee in front of the venue. When asked why he did it, he explained he was a big Zero Wing fan, so he felt compelled to take off every zig.

edited 12th Nov '15 10:15:56 PM by MikeK

I think Kramer's acquisition of the "Ass Man" license plate was amusingly prophetic. It's because, as we found out in the series finale, he's an ass, man.