Tropers / Mega Mario Man

Support by choice, fond of birb, microwave

I'm just some random Troper.

I like video games, of note the LittleBigPlanet franchise, Ratchet and Clank franchise and Super Mario Bros..

I also like the webcomic Square Root of Minus Garfield.

Yuriofwind is my favorite Youtuber. I don't care if he's semi-obscure.

Also, I have a habit of putting "I am me" in descriptions when I'm too lazy to come up with something better, like I did in LittleBigPlanet Karting.

Look me up on LittleBigPlanet! I make semi-decent levels, guys!

In unrelated news, I've beaten New Super Mario Bros. U and New Super Luigi U without collecting a single coin. Go ahead, call me a Small Name, Big Ego.

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    My Best Quotes (with your host, me) 

"I'm not sure if I have enough sex appeal to turn on a Wii U though." - February 8th, 2017, about my broken Wii U

"tfw large gorilla can rubberband to right behind you despite the face that you're going almost 80 Km/h cmonBruh" - March 19, 2017, about Mario Kart 64

    The World's Best Quotes (with your host, me) 

I'll probably never be rich, but I will be a fat man. - Louis Armstrong

My skills as an adventurer are okay! - greybob

In my veins it courses through
That addictive Mountain Dew - INFPGamer

If there is a timeline or progression of events that can be spoiled depending on where you are in the series, then folderizing examples by season or chapter or whatever makes sense. This way you avoid future spoilers for people who are only up to a certain point, and you don't have to make the article look like it was attacked by a CIA redacter on a cocaine binge. Fighteer here

So was that a scripted random battle I just did? - Yuriofwind

Why do women have such low self-esteem? There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie. - Dave Barry

Why go to outer space when you can go to the fridge for more food? - belchiin

There is never a bad time for a Burrito - Lochmodana

Like it amazes me how many people still are just incapable of recognizing that you can recognize the quality of something is completely separate from how much personal enjoyment one gains from it - HaruHazu

Maybe going out with it on a date would help. You know maybe it's turned off and you need to turn it on again Kappa - FJN1998 (about my broken Wii U)

I'm smart enough to know when I don't have the cards to play and my hand sucks right now. - Phoenix Wright

BLEECH! WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO COOK!? TRUCK DRIVING SCHOOL!?! - Gourmet Guy

I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting! - Bowser

What were they thinking? "Hey, guys, did we forget anything. Oh, yeah, THE FRONT DOOR ACCESS." - Kersti

Hey, look at me, I ride a broomstick. I was into stickers before they were cool. - Kersti

Plated in what is almost certainly gold, this private, solar-powered hot tub was likely overpaid for by a rich Toad who forgot that he was made of paper. - Sticky Wiki

Mario uses a performance-enhancing power-up to cheat his way to victory! IT'S A MASSACRE! Oh, it's a paintbath! - Iggy

Funny Donald Trump WMGs following:

Donald Trump is being controlled by his toupee
Donald Trump is being controlled by an alien in the form of his toupee. Evidently, Trump and the toupee are not perfectly suited for each other, leading to both a) his toupee not fitting and b) critical logic failures leading to Trump-isms.
  • The best part? That's his real hair. They're fused for life.
  • But it's not a toupee. It's a combover.
  • The most convincing explanation is that it's a weave: it's not his hair, but it is attached to his hair. Making it a cyborg extension of his hair.

Donald Trump is really Andy Kaufman.
Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination for President, and, at the nominating convention, will remove his mask and reveal himself to be the famed comedian/performance artist Andy Kaufman, having pulled the most epic prank in human history.

Trump owns a Metal Gear
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