ITT: We are our names.

BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNG

So I'm, like, a slice of bacon on Gazorpazorp?

... Fuck was I thinking with this name?

I'm myself!

...Rather, I'm my cartoon persona.

Who is basically me.

Except with bangs. And also antlers.

Not much has changed.

I stay exactly the same!

Well, except for that "sb" part. Though, the worst thing that could happen with it is that I end up in SpongeBob, which is not that bad.

I get brutally maimed by a bunch of Portuguese dudes and accidentally make them build huge boats so they can eat better.

I also get an architecture pattern Super OCD and a cute hat.

morocco for hetalia now pls

edited 13th Feb '17 7:53:50 AM by Almohad

I'm a soldier that carries a halberd and I'm 17

edited 13th Feb '17 7:58:33 AM by Halberdier17

I'm an anole with a magician outfit.

Don't you dare ignore my cuteness, I will Firaga the heck out of ye.

I'm basically me, except eccentric!

...Well, more eccentric. I'm already a cloudcuckoolander.

edited 15th Feb '17 6:12:50 AM by RandomWriter413

I have Middle-Eastern ancestry for some reason. Also, I drop Cluster F Bombs like they're hot.

edited 15th Feb '17 6:47:30 PM by fdiaperhead

Manisii tii jan^note literally "Greetings to you (plural)", kind of "hello" in Lyniezian, fellow citizens of the world! I am, as I presume you have guessed correctly, an inhabitant of the Federal Republic of Lyniezia, although you probably haven't heard of it. Of course we're far too modest to actually call ourselves the greatest country in the world, though we're certainly not as vaarnich' weird as you crazy jankii. Right, I'm off to edit the entry on Michael Michaelson vs. the Empress of Andromeda. Tien 'nisii voer!^note roughly "I look forward to our next greeting" or in other words "bye!" ^note and yes I did just make up half these expressions on the fly...

edited 3rd Apr '17 8:33:35 AM by TheLyniezian

is bacon, unable to communicate

I'm literally myself. Except I talk in reverse. Rev = Reverse.

-is both himself, and the number three-

It would seem I am the purest essence of a legendary Arthurian sword. Except EX-ified, which means I'm also either a Pokemon card or a fabulous robot. The former is more what I had in mind when I chose the add-on.

Oh, cool! I'm finally a princess! And I changed my name for some reason.

...Actually, what am I a princess of?

becomes actually Beatrice/Beatrice

I'm at least 2 Penrose triangles.

I'm an actual white wolf I guess

I'm something that is lowkey psychedelic. I'm cool with that.

I'm a fictional theropod dinosaur (my username is a portmanteau of Spinosaurus & Segnosaurus). This is okay, I guess.

edited 6th May '17 6:53:01 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77

I store intelligence to use it later in huge bursts,

I'm just... uh... myself? Zanreo is just a word/name I made up and doesn't really mean anything except for my internet name

edited 18th Dec '17 4:08:40 PM by Zanreo

So, I'm some kinda German greeting, similar to "lmfao".

That explains a lot.

-Literally just memories of crystals.-

edited 19th Dec '17 5:28:54 AM by CrystalMemoria