Sonic game idea even darker than Shadow or 06?

Wow, I can't believe this isn't a joke.

Who in the name of the lord's prayer wants a darker Sonic game?

I got the idea to make a Shadow sockpuppet, but it's not worth it.

Sonic goes on an internet forum and asks his fans if they can suggest ideas to make a darker game than his prior outings.

Struggle with him as he tries to get them to take the idea seriously. And feel his internal angst and turmoil as he continues to fail.

Also, Shadow dies and Amy is a hooker.

edited 26th Sep '10 7:41:29 PM by DrPravd

^^^ Twelve-year-olds, of course.

edited 26th Sep '10 7:41:30 PM by Komodin

^^^One already exists.

edited 26th Sep '10 7:41:42 PM by Cliche

You also don't bump your threads until they get pretty old. You're supposed to let them mature by themselves. Also bumping that often kind of makes you seem obnoxious.

You realize like half the shit here falls under this, right?

Sonic runs so fast attempting to stop Eggman's latest plan that he decays the world's orbit, sending it on a collison course with the sun. Shadow tries to Chaos Control the world back to it's original orbit, but ends up accidently Chaos Controlling the moon, accelerating the orbit decay and causing mass global weather problems.

Tails just says fuck this and invents a spaceship outta there.

Sonic puts a gun in his mouth and prepares to commit suicide, reflecting on the horrible path his career has taken.

In the end when he pulls the trigger, the gun is actually a Super Soaker and he buries his head in his pillow and sobs his eyes out.

There are also explosions, gratuitous hedgehog ass, and Knuckles snorts coke.

Ruki, Dr. Pravd, you have both amused me greatly.

Yeah... I think this topic should be locked now, seeing as it's nothing more than a "wonderposting" thread.

Eggman finally manages to get rid of that hedgehog, but manages to let Tails escape by accident. Fueled by anger and thoughts of revenge, he goes on the warpath with all the knowledge he's learned and begins producing a mechanical empire easily dwarfing what Eggman could ever produce. Using this, he takes over the world and turns it into a clockwork dystopia where everyone must have a robotic buddy, as provided by the government.

Also he kidnaps Shadow, implants him with a mind control chip and paints him blue.

-cheesy thumbs up-

Yeah, I guess we should lock it.

WAIT NO, HOLD ON, SONIC MAKES A THREAD AND THEN IT GETS LO- *shot*

Sonic is transported to the Neon Genesis Evangelion universe and has to pilot an EVA.

Bonus: Plays like Big Rigs Over The Road Racing.

^ You move backward two feet and win the game?

Either that or everyone turns into tang.

I think I have one:

THE BLUE BLUR OF THE TERMINUS

• Immediately after one of his fights with Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Sonic found himself in a cryogenic preservation chamber. It was switched on with him inside by a set of laser tripwires. He stays frozen for almost two centuries, and the cryo-freezing chamber is launched into deep space before he thaws.

• Some time around 2185, the capsule ends up passing through the mass relay system and finds its way to Omega. Aria T'Loak has it brought aboard the station to discover its contents. Just as soon as it is opened however, all hell breaks loose. Aria barely escapes with her life, but the only other person coming out of that room without grievous injuries is the famed hero, Sonic The Hedgehog.

• Now he must find a way back to Earth. Along the way, he will have to evade or fight the many criminal organizations of the Terminus Systems. It just so happens that SSV Normandy SR2 was in the Omega Nebula recently. However, no one on Omega will speak with him, and he'll have to find his way on his own. Will Sonic try to find a way off Omega to seek the Normandy? Or will he risk it all, staying on the station, hoping the resurrected Lieutenant Commander Shepard returns?

^^^^ You can go backwards at the speed of light?

edited 26th Sep '10 7:57:05 PM by Komodin

Hoo-ee!

I knew only Rallyfan would be able to deliver...

^^^ Hey, if anyone can...

I'm quite afraid to do much more than shitpost here.

edited 26th Sep '10 8:04:41 PM by Pykrete

AC, honestly, it's just a bad pun.

The link in Komodin's signature. It's a pothole to a fanfic called "The Blue Blur Of Termina".

edited 26th Sep '10 8:08:55 PM by rallyfan9000

While stopping Eggman's latest world-domination attempt, Sonic runs so fast that he breaks through a dimensional barrier and disappears. Eggman's scheme then goes unopposed, because everyone else has gotten so reliant on Sonic for stopping him. So Eggman conquers the world and begins converting it into his technological dystopia. Also, he captures and brainwashes Amy and Knuckles; only Tails escapes.

Sonic isn't doing so hot, either: he ends up in the Chaos Dimension, which is a cross between those trippy Special Stages and the Warp—simply staying alive and sane is a constant battle.

Tails must evade Eggman's army, free Knux and Amy, and find the parts necessary to open the portal to the Chaos Dimension to get Sonic back.

Then, the real struggle begins: Helping Big the Cat find a fishing hole that hasn't been thoroughly polluted.

edited 26th Sep '10 8:12:38 PM by MetaFour

Eggman is once again trying to take over the world (of course!), this time by harnessing the intense and unstable power of an Energy Being from another dimension. Sonic foils his plans before the game even begins, but in doing so he accidentally destroys the device being used to harness the entity’s power, and the ensuing conflagration literally destroys the planet. Only Sonic, Eggman and a handful of others survive this apocalypse; the rest either die or are mutated into shambling eldritch horrors that roam the blasted landscape, looking to consume the life energy of the living. The world itself has been reduced to a charred ball utterly devoid of vegetation and ringed by countless cracks that reach all the way to the mantle.

Wracked with guilt at the realization that this horrible destruction is all his fault,Sonic must venture to the far corners of this ruined world, collect the Chaos Emeralds and travel into the near past in an attempt to set things right. Standing in his way are not only the mutants and horrors, but also the robotic armies of the new Eggman Empire which greedily spreads its territory across the blasted heath; the good doctor himself has been converted into a cyborg in order to stay alive, and while he believes himself to be in full control of his actions, the entity—known simply as    ANTH   —is possessing him, subtly manipulating him into opening a gap that will allow it to enter our world and consume all remaining life on the planet before spreading out into the universe and killing everything.

edited 26th Sep '10 8:29:16 PM by SullenFrog

Eggman rapes Amy, splitting her corpse in half in the process.

Sonic then kills himself out of grief. With no one competent enough to stop Eggman's reign of terror, he rapes and murders everyone on the planet.