my current job
Soul.
Soup or Salad?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Shakespeare Enthusiast
Sophists.
You call Hamlet an emo teen, but wouldnt you be pissed if your mom used the leftovers from your dads funeral at her wedding to your uncle
Fly Air Madeline
True or false?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Paradoxical
Arbitrary Maximum Range or Arbitrary Minimum Range?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Crazy Awesome Personified
Actual working bullets.
Crushed to death or bisected?
Party time!
The Gray Walker
Get Ravio's bracelet from a Link between worlds and choose get crushed. Starwars ceases to exist or Lord of the Rings ceases to exist?
Struggling through it all
Twilight ceases to exist.
Explosives or bullets?
...eheh
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Lasers
Glasses or Contacts?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Shakespeare Enthusiast
Alpha Bitch or Jerk Jock?
You call Hamlet an emo teen, but wouldnt you be pissed if your mom used the leftovers from your dads funeral at her wedding to your uncle
The King Without a Kingdom
Spring.
Convection or Conduction?
...eheh
nibs-san has returned
Stick around, but also leave the house frequently and avoid a lot of interaction.
This or that?
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I've forgotten how to tell. Did I ever even know?
Niether
Shout-Out or Take That!?
edited 2nd Sep '14 3:31:06 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
nibs-san has returned
(btw nice taste in music)
Harry Potter or The Hunger Games?
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I mainly shared that song to demonstrate where the Waxing Lyrical came from, but thanks for the compliment! 
The lyrics are in its description.
Transformation Is a Free Action or Talking Is a Free Action?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Midichlorians.
Bob the Builder or Thomas the Tank Engine?
EDIT: That'll teach me to type faster
edited 2nd Sep '14 3:39:16 PM by WillyFourEyes
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
nibs-san has returned
Changing Clothes Is a Free Action
(i'm sorry i just had to compliment you because i'm listening to vocaloid in another tab right now)
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
What's a more messed up mentality? Blue-and-Orange Morality or Grey-and-Grey Morality?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Sculpting
Desert or Forest?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.