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A gritty action movie about a hardened Badass whose family was killed by the Illuminati. He sets out on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge to take down the entire organization. But there's one little problem: Because of their massive influence on the world, our hero doesn't know who to trust. Every seemingly innocent person he meets could secretly be a spy...

Ominous Laughter

edited 18th May '16 11:34:17 AM by DrNoPuma

A horror story that starts out as a parodic Trollpasta, and involves a Nightmare Fetishist, Bobby, hearing ominous, continuous laughter everywhere, including "bloody hyper-realistic videogame RO Ms" that he owns, noting that the laughter is hyper-realistic even for the ROMs, and decides to try to find the source of laughter. It is at this point that the story becomes terrifying, using Fridge Horror of all sorts, Nothing Is Scarier and I Must Scream to a high effect.

This story also heavily deconstructs the characters of Jeff the Killer and the Rake. Bobby shares a house with the Killer, a semi-sentient, semi-humanoid figure living in the basement of Bobby's house. A young boy who was Raised by Wolves for 3 years and adopted into an abusive family, he would eventually escape by burning his eyelids and stabbing his parents, but he would eventually go blind and, without having human social skills or understanding of human society, would kill and eat people before being adopted into Bobby's family. Bobby's family, not knowing the Killer, had to cover up for his murders as the Killer inhabited their basement and went out on a killing spree during the night, and they eventually went from uncaring to abusive. Bobby, who also did not know about the Killer and was haunted by nightmares and surrounded by creepy toys, did not realize that the Killer killed his parents due to thinking that Bobby was just like him, and instead thought that his nightmares protected him, thus solidifying him later as a Nightmare Fetishist, who, just like the Killer, has very few social skills; however, the Killer also acts out not of bloodlust of a killer, but out of self-defense and instincts. Later, unable to sustain himself due to blindness and ailing health, he dies, and the murders are pinned on Bobby.

Pauliad: The Far-Flung Family of Old Sol

edited 21st May '16 7:33:51 AM by arcada188

The gripping a tale of a man called Paul who has read far too many ancient greek myths and decides that the best way to spend an evening is to recreate one of them. Oh, and it's the future, and he lives in another solar system. Thus, he gathers together a motley crew to go on an expedition to 'Old Sol' in a sci-fi Black Comedy filled with commentaries from the future on the silly habits of the people of the past... that is, us.

If I'm Not Mistaken, That Is A Nuclear Bomb.

A Three Stooges-esque comedy about a few people who find a functional nuke that, fortunately, isn't going to blow up anytime soon, but unfortunately, is still volatile. Hilarity Ensues as they come up with increasingly ridiculous schemes to get rid of it.

Impressionist Expressions.

A drama about a wealthy but unhappy business woman having an imaginary affair with an impressionist artist based on his/her artwork.

The Indian Maiden

A tale about two ladies, of Iroquois and Mughal descent respectively, switching lives in order to spice up them and defeat the British colonialist organization that seeks to subjugate their respective homelands. It gets far more complicated when the Mughal lady's father, not knowing that he's talking to the Iroquois woman, marries her to an English duke, and cancelling the marriage would result into war.

From Mercury to Pluto, for Plutonians a Chunk of Sun

A comedy reimagine the solar system with the planet as a dysfunctional group within an apartment building. Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars are the ones with the least amount of money and forced to stay near the hot-headed land lord Sun. Venus is the hotheaded one that constantly butthead with her landlord (highest temperature in the Solar System). Earth is the Only Sane Man (only planet can sustain life). Mars is the Not So Above It All resident (has very close atmosphere as Earth). Mercury is the one with the unstable mood and is in a toxic relationship with Sun (unstable surface temperature, near to the Sun). The other four (Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune and Saturn) had slightly more money and managed to move far away from Sun. Jupiter is The Big Guy but with a soft center (largest gas planet in mass of the solar system). Saturn is a Gold Digger obsessed about staying thin and marrying a rich guy to move out of her crappy apartment (the only planet less dense than water and the famous Saturn Ring). Uranus is a gay owner of an AC company who is going through some tough time and in a dysfunctional relationship with his Armored Closet Gay boyfriend Umbriel (surface covered by ice and its... unfortunate name). Neptune is Uranus's lived-in sister who is a college art major student disappointed that her work didn't get recognized so has to work double-shift to sustain herself while working furiously to create the "Artwork of the Century" and won't take kindly to anyone insulting her work, which her brother - who she thinks is pathetic for having a relationship with Umbriel, unfortunately does often (identical to Uranus but has much more internal heat, discovered by calculation rather than actually observing).

The story open with Mercury having an affair with Pluto - a former resident who managed to move out the apartment, along with Ceres, Haumea, Makemake and Eris, while discussing about how to kill Sun and obtain the right to the apartment.

Love Ninja

edited 29th May '16 10:24:11 AM by shatterstar

The story of a matchmaking ninja that strikes when you least expect him.

Goodbye, Moonmen

A short story about several Lunarians leaving after an epic party at a junkie's house.

Fools Will Not Be Translated

The hidden secrets of fools.

Ominous Cake.

A mystery / thriller about a detective unwitting has to investigate various cases on her own wedding day including a murder of a bridesmaid, preventing a scadalous video of an important politician daughter being broadcast at the wedding ceremony, trying to save a victim of poisoning & delivering a baby while the entire chapel was on lockdown because there's a bomb threat that was eventually discovered to be hidden within the detective's own wedding cake, turned her into a chief suspect.

Blue Orchid

edited 29th May '16 10:25:58 AM by shatterstar

The story follows James, a young man who falls madly in love with a Mysterious Waif with a passion for blue orchids. Over the course of the story he slowly learns that she's actually the avatar of Death. Despite the dangers, James continues to pursue her, with dire consequences.

Total Recall

edited 29th May '16 2:35:38 PM by Avenuewriter

An amnesiac must focus on remembering the past so a product can be recalled, as it has been making everyone lose their memory, and in order to do that, he must return to where he learned about the product.

The Archipelago of Learning

A comedy set in a supermarket—*shot*

[comes back to life because]

Anyway, a comedy set in a supermarket where the fate of the store lies in the hands of its inept manager, who must prevent a TOTAL RECALL of all the stores items.

It's a weekly children's show. Each episode, a class of third graders rides a sailboat to a different island and sees different animals and habitats. There will sometimes be someone trying to take the animal away, perhaps even cause some trouble for the class, but the day is always saved by a secondary cast of ranger characters.

The Hierophant Meets the Fool

edited 29th May '16 2:42:13 PM by BlackMageAnolis

A dark comedy/drama about the Greek philosopher Aristotle's spirit accidentally ended up sharing a body with a mentally challenge homeless woman. The two of them eventually felt in love with each other while driving each other (more) insane.

A Kiss As Red As Blood

A drama about a Spanish rich woman cheating on her husband with a vampire count. The count advises her to become a vampire, but she refuses. Eventually, as the tension between her and her husband grows, she forces the count to bite her. However, she is arrested by the Spanish police for assaulting the count and nearly killing her husband.

The Small Wolf Legion

A story about a woman retold about her experience escaping a cult worshipping the werewolf god.

Finding God

God goes missing and it's up to an unlikely group of angels to scour the afterlife for him.

Winding Rivers

When a young man and woman cross paths, their lives are changed forever.

Demon Days

A young soldier that participated in the Invasion of Hell gets transformed into a demon after his army is soundly defeated by Satan. The devil was impressed by the string of atrocities that the soldier committed during his service so he turned the soldier into a demon just to know what it was like.

An Ocean of Souls: A Man in 7 Billion People

Overpopulation is on the rise in 3000, which has total of 17 billion humans and subservient species in three star systems. After the small, but strong Human Union, which is suffering from stagnation and rot of its capital world Earth, is decimated by the bloody Daemon Rebellions on Mars and the even more bloody Human Civil War, which take 7 billion people and divide the Human Union. The 7 billion souls find themselves in a dimension where they are forced to swim in the ocean of ectoplasm, monstrosities and things man was not meant to know. One of the souls is the main protagonist.

Zoohammer 40K: The Tale of Uplifted Animals

A crossover fic between Zootopia and Warhammer with various animal species fighting the crap out of each for land until the protagonist trying to bring peace to various faction. The success depends on how long the story is and how anticipated is the sequel.

The Room 2: Peter's Revenge

edited 17th Jun '16 8:26:03 PM by shatterstar

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A sequel to the horror film, The Room about a group of people trapped in a large room with no doors apart from the various chutes that allow a number of horrific creatures to enter and attack. After surviving his first time in the room and escaping, Peter Dufresne is out to find the one who put there in the first place. And to do so, he must willingly put himself in another room of nightmares.

I'll Sleep When I Die

During the Salem Witch Trials, Mortimer Gravesley was an executioner who got sadistic glee out of killing those accused of witchcraft. One day, he met a young woman who revealed herself to be an actual witch, and placed a curse on him, so that he would be magically Buried Alive, and kept alive forever, even as his body rotted and was infested by insects and worms.

Three hundred years later, some jerkass teens - and one sympathetic, very reluctant one - are grave-robbing, when they unwittingly release Gravesley from his underground tomb. Enraged by his curse, Gravesley goes on a killing spree, setting up deathtraps to murder people in the same ways he used to kill witches. The reluctant teen must lead his friends to safety and figure out a way to put Gravesley to sleep for good.

The Arc Words are "Rest in Peace"

Why is it that horror stories are the most fun ones to write on this thread?

'The Old Theater Organ