My son is a dumbass
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
No.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Willy Wonka. Preferably the 1970's film version.
A nice butterfly
President Brain.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Which did happen, thanks to Freakazoid!. 
Shiroe log horizon
"Team Ken, baby"
I still think Bernard Black would make a better POTUS than Trump would.
But in all honesty, probably Nicholas Angel.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
I want to say Jack Skellington, but considering what happened when he encountered a different town, that's probably a bad idea.
So let's go with Grunkle Stan. "I believe in things! America! Freedom! And AmeriFreedom!"
Maybe Jack can be his Vice President, because it would be funny
edited 21st Jan '16 1:09:12 AM by SkeletalPumpkin
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
The Nigerian Prince.
Shinji Ikari. The angst would be delicious.
Magus
Mysterious Stranger
memezilla
Emperor Pilaf
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Angus McFife or any of his descendants. Failing that, Zargothrax the Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty, just because someone who looks a bit like Doctor Octopus minus his extra arms can't be THAT bad. He's the guy fourth from the left in the video in my signature. Angus McFife is the central figure and the lead singer.
edited 13th Feb '16 6:36:37 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Me Listening to You RN
Kamina or Simon
Having a good time!
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"You think you can just launch a terrorist attack on our soil? Just who the hell do you think we are?!"
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
edited 13th Feb '16 9:30:25 PM by golgothasArisen
"If you spend all your heart / On something that has died / You are not alive and that can't be a life"
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
The Brain. Which actually did happen one time, thanks to Freakazoid!. ;)
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Part-Time Omen of Death
YES.
The Eccentric Electric
I would say Gordon Freeman since he's a well-educated person who knows how to kick ass and lead a revolution...but he just doesn't have a voice for debating or international affairs. Hell he would probably have the shortest inauguration speech in history.
Living The Fever Dream
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Like this: "I am a man of few words. -beat- Any questions?" ;)
edited 16th Feb '16 9:30:33 AM by Demetrios
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Oh wait, I got it.
Tyrion Lannister!
If nothing else, you can bet he can give his opponents some sick burns.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.