Webcomic: How I Killed Your Master

"It is simple, Chan Sen. You can kill me and avenge your master, or you can listen to me and surpass him."
Liu Wong

A Kung Fu Wuxia Webcomic, written by Brian Clevinger and John Wood, drawn by Matt Speroni and lettering done by Jeff Powell.

A man seeks vengeance for the death of his master, Xu Li. The murderer, Liu Wong, offers him some tea and an explanation for his actions. This provides a Framing Device for the true story, of how Wong got to the level he's at today.

Notable for a consistently strong art style and dead-serious writing on-par with the greatest Kung Fu epics. Currently on hiatus since February 2011, though both Clevinger and Speroni have said it will eventually continue. You can find it here.

This comic gives examples of:

  • Genocide Backfire: Xu Li, fearing the fighting style of Wong's father, killed him and attempted to do the same to his son, even though the former took his secrets to his grave and the latter was completely ignorant of his legacy. Guess what drives Wong to learn Kung Fu now?
  • Genre Savvy: Chan Sen. Mildly. When Wong asks him to sit and listen, Chan Sen does. Someone's been reading Discworld.
  • Good Is Not Nice: Master Fei, along with the rest of the Five Dragons, dedicated his life to protecting those who couldn't fight for themselves. He's also an utter badass and an arrogant dick with a Hair-Trigger Temper.
  • Grail in the Garbage: Liu Wong pulls the governor's seal - which will grant its bearer a claim to rule the region - out of a random well when he goes to get a drink.
  • How We Got Here: The premise of most of the strip so far.
  • Hard Work Montage: One strip covers 29 days of running to get in shape.
  • Humiliation Conga: Wong's welcome at the Tiger Knuckle School. He arrives boasting to the headmistress about how he's a master of the Five Mantis Fists, then contemptuously dismisses the school's most accomplished student because she's a girl. He proceeds to get his ass kicked by every single student, one by one. In descending order of their skill. In old-age retrospect, he decides it was a humiliation he sorely needed.
  • Invulnerable Knuckles: Averted. A bandit's knuckles are shown to be reddened when he punches Wong, though this may be a previous injury.
  • Jerkass: Master Fei. Whether he turns out to have a heart of gold or just a heart of soul-crunching punches is still to be decided.
  • MacGuffin: The Imperial Seal, which all three faction leaders in the civil war need to be officially rule the province. Wong, having little to no knowledge of the surrounding situation, finds it accidentally.
  • Mighty Glacier: Zhang, of Meng Qi's merry little band. The man is huge. And apparently can't keep up with the gang when they're off running to rescue Fang Lin.
  • Mixed Martial Arts: The Divine Fist of the Unconquerable Sky, the style of Wong's deceased father, sounds like it's this. Wong's task in life is to recreate it since Dad took the secrets to his grave.
  • Mythology Gag: "I don't know what it's like to hit a man twice," is one possible translation of a famous quote by Li Shuwen.
  • Nostalgic Narrator: The title should have tipped you off.
  • Oh Crap!: Master Fei guards his family Kung Fu secrets jealously. Wong begins practicing them in secret. When Master Fei later strikes at Wong for clumsiness, the latter reflexively uses a very recognizable block.
  • Old Master: Present Wong. The story is how he became one.
  • One-Man Army: Zhang. Complete with lampshade hanging.
  • Pre-Asskicking One-Liner: Fang Lin and Wong run into a bunch of bandits.
    Fang Lin: I'll take the ugly one.
    Wong: Which ugly one?
    • And later...
      Meng Qi: Brother Zhang, our "Papers".
  • Promotion to Parent: Po serves as Wong's parental figure after his parents are killed.
  • Reality Is Unrealistic: Wong fights the same group of five bandits three times, with radically different outcomes. The forumgoers complained that it was unrealistic when the same guy knocked five bandits out singlehandedly and was trounced in their next two fights. However, this is how it can happen in real life. The main variable was the element of surprise, which is very often decisive in any battle.
  • Redundant Rescue: Wong and the rescue party learns that a hundred brick walls are as one to a Tiger Knuckle disciple.
  • Rule of Cool: Established from the get-go.
  • Sarcasm-Blind: Zhang is very literal-minded.
  • Schedule Slip / Series Hiatus: A few changes and interruptions have occurred within the schedule, partly due to other commitments and partly due to trying to find a schedule which worked for them. Currently on hold since February 2011, despite repeated assurances from the authors that it will be resumed. The Dreadful was actually created so the fans could read something else by Matt Speroni while waiting for HIKYM updates.
  • Scheherezade Gambit: Wong does this to Chan Sen, providing the basis for the Whole Episode Flashback.
  • She Is Not My Girlfriend: Wong and Lin again.
    Wong: We're not together or anything. It's important that you don't imply that.
  • Shout-Out / Take That: "This isn't goofing off— THIS is goofing off!" (Wong performs a Shoryuken.)
  • Slasher Smile: "Brother Zhang, our 'Papers'."
  • Statuesque Stunner: Fang Lin is quite a bit taller than Liu Wong, and Fang Yun is taller still. Though that may just be because he's really short.
  • Surrounded by Idiots: Oafs. I am surrounded... by oafs!
  • Troperiffic: Proudly, as per one half of the writing team's Signature Style. Just look at all the Badass and Evil tropes Master Fei embodies, fer cryin' out loud.
  • Title Drop: Take a wild guess how.
  • Whole Episode Flashback
  • Wuxia:
    Brian Clevinger: Think of it as a kung fu movie. But a comic.