Tropers Do It / With Literature

aka: Literature

Books do it literally

• Harry does it with his wand.
  • Lupin does it under a full moon.
  • Snape does it with cauldrons.
    • Snape did it to Dumbledore.
  • Hermione does it with absolutely everyone.
  • Draco Malfoy does it with his goblet.
    • Draco Malfoy does it in leather pants.
  • Molly Weasley DOESN'T DO IT WITH HER DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
  • Gellert Grindelwald does it for the greater good.
  • Dumbledore did it from beyond the grave.
  • Ron wishes he could do it as well as Harry.
  • Hagrid shouldn't-a done that. He should not have done that.
  • Cornelius Fudge refuses to believe that Voldemort's doing it.
  • Muggles Do It Better
• Moomintroll does it with a horse.
  • Snufkin does it while playing his harmonica. Who he does it with is hotly debated.
  • Little My does it in a teapot.
  • Sniff does it for money.
  • When Snorkmaiden does it, her hair changes colour.
  • Snork builds an airship while he’s doing it.
  • Moominpappa does it Walking the Earth.
  • Moominmamma does it with her handbag.
  • Joxter does it in his sleep.
  • Mymble Sr. does it a lot.
• Jason Bourne does it, forgets that he did it, remembers how to do it again, and tries to remember what he did.
  • As does Yuumura Kirika.
• Rincewind does it despite really not wanting to.
  • Carrot does it because it's the right thing to do.
  • Vetinari does it for the city.
  • Polly does it with socks.
  • Moist does it in gold.
  • Commander Vimes does it with his cigars.
    • Vimes! Does!! It!!! With!!!! His!!!!! Cow!!!!!!
  • Sergeant Angua does it doggy style!
  • Death does it because it's his duty.
  • Nanny Ogg does it pretty much every way imaginable. Whist singing the Hedgehog Song.
    • The hedgehog can never do it at all.
  • Granny Weatherwax has never done it, but cross her and she'll do it with your Brain.
  • Genuine example: in Snuff, Cheery has a mug saying "Dwarfs Do It Slightly Lower Down".
    • And in Unseen Academicals, Dr. Hix has a mug saying "Necromancers Do It All Night."
• Sherlock Holmes knows if you did it and how.
  • He also does it with a seven-percent solution.
  • Lestrade would ''like'' to do it before Sherlock Holmes.
  • Sherlock Holmes was able to solve this in a cave!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!
• Edward Cullen does it while watching you sleep.
  • He also does it while sparkling.
• Aragorn always takes the lead when he does it.
  • Frodo almost doesn't get to do it...until Sam helps him.
  • Gandalf does it with his staff.
  • Legolas does it while announcing that he is doing it.
  • Gollum does it and then says "Gollum made us do it, precious!"
  • Éowyn does it because she is NO MAN.
  • Bilbo didn't want to do it at first, but warmed up to it.
  • Boromir wanted to do it.
  • Faramir was too noble to do it.
• Phedre does it with whips and chains, and that's just the start...
  • Whilst Joscelin does it with angst.
  • D'Angelines do it with everybody.
• Cersei Lannister does it with family.
  • Jaime does it single-handedly.
  • Tywin Lannister does it while on the privy.
  • Littlefinger will stab you in the back after he gets you to do it for him.
  • Ned Stark does it honorably.
  • Bran does it with direwolves.
  • No-one doesn't do it, but Arya Stark does it in dark alleys.
  • Tyrion does it, and doesn't care who is offended when he does.
  • Dolorous Edd does it, even though he won't enjoy it and probly will die because of it.
  • George R.R. Martin kills everybody while doing it.
  • You don't want Sandor Clegane to do it to you, but better him than his brother.
  • Jon Snow would like to do it with Ygritte, but has to do it with the Night's Watch instead.
    • Jon Snow knows nothing about doing it.
  • Daenerys Targaryen is only a young girl and knows little of the ways of doing it.
  • The fans wait a long time to do it and complain about it afterward.
  • Robert Baratheon does it with a hammer.
  • King Aerys does it after burning somethng.
  • Renly Baratheon does it with Loras Tyrell while praying.
• Robert Jordan never does it the short way.
• Brother Cadfael does it because he has a calling.
• I will not do it with Green Eggs and Ham ...I will not do it, Sam-I-Am.
• Big Brother does it while he watches you.
  • Big Brother Is Watching You Do It.
• Don Quixote does it with windmills.
• Ayu does it for a living.
• Brandon Sanderson does it with deconstructions.
• Harry Dresden does it in a burning building (which is not his fault).
  • Buildings burn because Harry does it.
  • Thomas does it with everybody.
• Tavi does it all sideways.
  • Kitai wanted to do it with a horse.
  • Fidelias does it with whoever can protect the realm.
  • Isana does it for Tavi's sake.
  • Max has a sacred right to complain about doing it.
  • Gaius Sextus did it with a volcano.
• Jake, Marco, Rachel, Ax, Cassie, and Tobias do it like animals.
  • They also do it in under 2 hours.
    • Ax does it in under two of your hours.
  • Andalites do it with their hooves.
  • Yeerks do it in a pool.
  • Rachel's always the one to say "let's do it!"
  • The Iskoort assign doing it to the Doing-It Guild.
  • The Chee do it like a machine.
  • The Pemalites did it doggy-style.
• Henry David Thoreau does it in Walden Pond.
  • Ralph Waldo Emerson does it at Harvard.
  • Walt Whitman does it in the grass. He does it freely.
  • Bronson Alcott makes his wife do it for him.
  • Louisa May Alcott does it with her sisters.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes dissects it and writes a witty couplet about it.
  • Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. doesn't do it. He dissents.
• The Clan cats do it by the Warrior Code
  • Firestar does it despite the Warrior Code
• Half- Bloods do it dam well.
  • Percy and Annabeth do it underwater.
• Stu Redman and Frannie Goldsmith do it at the end of the world
  • When Randall Flagg does it everyone gets scared
  • Mother Abigail does it with God's help
• Old Shatterhand does it the way he learned from books.
  • Old Shatterhand does it better than his teachers.
  • Karl May never did it but wrote about it, and got the facts wrong.
• Raskolnikov did it to an old woman to prove that he is Above Good and Evil.
• Crystal does it in the snow.

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