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• Harry does it with his wand.
  • Lupin does it under a full moon.
  • Snape does it with cauldrons.
    • Snape did it to Dumbledore.
  • Hermione does it with absolutely everyone.
  • Draco Malfoy does it with his goblet.
    • Draco Malfoy does it in leather pants.
  • Molly Weasley DOESN'T DO IT WITH HER DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
  • Gellert Grindelwald does it for the greater good.
  • Dumbledore did it from beyond the grave.
  • Ron wishes he could do it as well as Harry.
  • Muggles Do It Better
• Jason Bourne does it, forgets that he did it, remembers how to do it again, and tries to remember what he did.
  • As does Yuumura Kirika.
• Rincewind does it despite really not wanting to.
  • Carrot does it because it's the right thing to do.
  • Vetinari does it for the city.
  • Polly does it with socks.
  • Moist does it in gold.
  • Commander Vimes does it with his cigars.
    • Vimes! Does!! It!!! With!!!! His!!!!! Cow!!!!!!
  • Sergeant Angua does it doggy style!
  • Death does it because it's his duty.
  • Nanny Ogg does it pretty much every way imaginable. Whist singing the Hedgehog Song.
    • The hedgehog can never do it at all.
  • Granny Weatherwax has never done it, but cross her and she'll do it with your Brain.
  • Genuine example: in Snuff, Cheery has a mug saying "Dwarfs Do It Slightly Lower Down".
    • And in Unseen Academicals, Dr. Hix has a mug saying "Necromancers Do It All Night."
• Sherlock Holmes knows if you did it and how.
  • He also does it with a seven-percent solution.
  • Lestrade would ''like'' to do it before Sherlock Holmes.
  • Sherlock Holmes was able to solve this in a cave!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!
• Edward Cullen does it while watching you sleep.
  • He also does it while sparkling.
• Aragorn always takes the lead when he does it.
  • Frodo almost doesn't get to do it...until Sam helps him.
  • Gandalf does it with his staff.
  • Legolas does it while announcing that he is doing it.
  • Gollum does it and then says "Gollum made us do it, precious!"
  • Éowyn does it because she is NO MAN.
  • Bilbo didn't want to do it at first, but warmed up to it.
• Phedre does it with whips and chains, and that's just the start...
  • Whilst Joscelin does it with angst.
  • D'Angelines do it with everybody.
• Cersei Lannister does it with family.
  • Jaime does it single-handedly.
  • Tywin Lannister does it while on the privy.
  • Littlefinger will stab you in the back after he gets you to do it for him.
  • Ned Stark does it honorably.
  • Bran does it with direwolves.
  • No-one doesn't do it, but Arya Stark does it in dark alleys.
  • Tyrion does it, and doesn't care who is offended when he does.
  • Dolorous Edd does it, even though he won't enjoy it and probly will die because of it.
  • George R.R. Martin kills everybody while doing it.
  • You don't want Sandor Clegane to do it to you, but better him than his brother.
  • Jon Snow would like to do it with Ygritte, but has to do it with the Night's Watch instead.
  • Daenerys Targaryen is only a young girl and knows little of the ways of doing it.
  • The fans wait a long time to do it and complain about it afterward.
  • Robert Baratheon does it with a hammer.
  • King Aerys does it after burning somethng.
  • Renly Baratheon does it with Loras Tyrell while praying.
• Robert Jordan never does it the short way.
• Brother Cadfael does it because he has a calling.
• I will not do it with green eggs and ham ...I will not do it, Sam-I-Am.
• Big Brother does it while he watches you.
  • Big Brother Is Watching You Do It.
• Don Quixote does it with windmills.
• Ayu does it for a living.
• Brandon Sanderson does it with deconstructions.
• Harry Dresden does it in a burning building (which is not his fault).
• Jake,Marco,Rachel,Ax,Cassie and Tobias do it like animals