[[AC:[[{{Literature}} Books do it literally]]]]
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry does it]] with his wand.
** [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Lupin does it]] [[WeirdMoon under a full moon.]]
** [[FakeDefector Snape does it]] [[CargoShip with cauldrons.]]
*** [[ItWasHisSled Snape did it to Dumbledore.]]
** [[InsufferableGenius Hermione does it]] [[LauncherOfAThousandShips with absolutely everyone.]]
** [[CargoShip Draco Malfoy does it with his goblet.]]
*** [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco Malfoy does it in leather pants.]]
** [[MamaBear Molly Weasley]] [[MemeticMutation DOESN'T DO IT]] [[IncestIsRelative WITH HER DAUGHTER,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch YOU BITCH!]]
** [[DepravedHomosexual Gellert Grindelwald]] [[TakeOverTheWorld does it]] [[WellIntentionedExtremist for the greater good.]]
** [[EccentricMentor Dumbledore]] [[ThanatosGambit did it from beyond the grave.]]
** [[ToughActToFollow Ron wishes he could do it as well as Harry.]]
** MugglesDoItBetter
* [[Literature/TheBourneSeries Jason Bourne does it,]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia forgets that he did it, remembers how to do it again, and tries to remember what he did.]]
** [[{{Expy}} As does]] [[Anime/{{Noir}} Yuumura Kirika.]]
* [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Rincewind]] [[ButtMonkey does it]] [[TheCallKnowsWhereYouLive despite really not wanting to.]]
** [[TheCaptain Carrot does it]] [[LawfulGood because it's the right thing to do.]]
** [[TheChessmaster Vetinari does it]] [[VetinariJobSecurity for the city.]]
** [[SweetPollyOliver Polly does it]] [[CompanionCube with socks.]]
** [[BoxedCrook Moist does it]] [[NiceHat in gold.]]
** [[DaChief Commander Vimes does it]] [[EverybodySmokes with his cigars.]]
*** [+[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Vimes! Does!! It!!! With!!!! His!!!!! Cow!!!!!!]]+]
** [[ShapeShifting Sergeant Angua does it]] [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent doggy style!]]
** [[GrimReaper Death does it because it's his duty.]]
** [[DirtyOldWoman Nanny Ogg does it]] [[RuleThirtyFour pretty much every way imaginable.]] [[RuleOfFunny Whist singing the Hedgehog Song.]]
*** [[BawdySong The hedgehog can never do it at all.]]
** [[CelibateHero Granny Weatherwax has never done it,]] [[GoodIsNotNice but cross her and she'll]] [[MindScrew do it with your Brain.]]
** Genuine example: in ''Discworld/{{Snuff}}'', Cheery has a mug saying "[[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Dwarfs Do It Slightly Lower Down]]".
*** And in ''Discworld/UnseenAcademicals'', Dr. Hix has a mug saying "[[TheNecromancer Necromancers Do It All Night]]."
* SherlockHolmes [[SherlockScan knows if you did it]] [[InsufferableGenius and how.]]
** [[SherlockHolmes He also does it]] [[DrugsAreBad with a seven-percent solution.]]
** [[InspectorLestrade Lestrade]] [[PoliceAreUseless would ''like'' to do it before Sherlock Holmes.]]
** Film/SherlockHolmes [[MemeticMutation was able to solve this in a cave!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!]]
* [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]] [[StalkerWithACrush does it while watching you sleep.]]
** [[BishieSparkle He also does it while sparkling.]]
* [[TheLordOfTheRings Aragorn]] [[SupportingLeader always takes the lead when he does it.]]
** [[AllLovingHero Frodo]] [[EndingFatigue almost doesn't get to do it]][[{{Determinator}} ...until Sam helps him.]]
** [[CoolOldGuy Gandalf does it]] [[WeaponOfChoice with his staff.]]
** [[EnsembleDarkhorse Legolas does it]] [[CaptainObvious while announcing that he is doing it.]]
** [[TheWoobie Gollum does it]] [[SanitySlippage and then says]] [[GollumMadeMeDoIt "Gollum made us do it,]] [[CatchPhrase precious!"]]
** [[RebelliousPrincess Éowyn does it]] [[NoManOfWomanBorn because she is NO MAN.]]
** Bilbo didn't want to do it at first, but warmed up to it.
** Boromir wanted to do it.
** Faramir was too noble to do it.
* [[Literature/KushielsLegacy Phedre]] [[AuthorAppeal does it]] [[WhipItGood with whips and]] [[BoundAndGagged chains,]] [[{{Fetish}} and that's just the start...]]
** [[ChasteHero Whilst Joscelin]] [[GuiltyPleasures does it]] [[{{Angst}} with angst.]]
** [[MarySueTopia D'Angelines]] [[AnythingThatMoves do it with everybody.]]
* [[ASongOfIceAndFire Cersei Lannister does it]] [[{{Twincest}} with family.]]
** [[ReformedButRejected Jaime does it single-handedly.]]
** [[MagnificentBastard Tywin Lannister does it]] [[TheCanKickedHim while on the privy.]]
** [[TheChessmaster Littlefinger]] [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder will stab you in the back]] [[ManipulativeBastard after he gets you to do it for him.]]
** [[TheStoic Ned Stark]] [[HonorBeforeReason does it honorably.]]
** [[GeniusCripple Bran]] [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent does it with direwolves.]]
** [[WaifFu No-one doesn't do it, but Arya Stark does it in dark alleys.]]
** [[DeadpanSnarker Tyrion does it, and doesn't care who is offended when he does.]]
** [[TheEeyore Dolorous Edd does it, even though he won't enjoy it and probly will die because of it.]]
** [[ASongOfIceAndFire George R.R. Martin]] [[KillEmAll kills everybody while doing it.]]
** [[AntiVillain You don't want Sandor Clegane to do it to you,]] [[PetTheDog but better him than]] his brother.
** [[HeroicBastard Jon Snow]] [[StarCrossedLovers would like to do it with]] [[FieryRedhead Ygritte]], [[TheChainsOfCommanding but has to do it with the Night's Watch instead.]]
** [[AChildShallLeadThem Daenerys Targaryen]] [[CatchPhrase is only a young girl and knows little of the ways of doing it.]]
** [[ScheduleSlip The fans wait a long time to do it]] [[UnpleasableFanbase and complain about it afterward.]]
** Robert Baratheon does it with [[DropTheHammer a hammer]].
** King Aerys does it [[PyroManiac after burning somethng]].
** Renly Baratheon [[HoYay does it with]] Loras Tyrell [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow while praying.]]
* [[WheelOfTime Robert Jordan never does it]] [[{{Padding}} the short way.]]
* Literature/BrotherCadfael [[TheyFightCrime does it]] [[MissionFromGod because he has a calling.]]
* [[Creator/DrSeuss I will not do it with]] Literature/GreenEggsAndHam [[Creator/DrSeuss ...I will not do it, Sam-I-Am.]]
* [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Big Brother]] [[BigBrotherIsWatching does it while he watches you.]]
** [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Big Brother Is Watching You Do It.]]
* Literature/DonQuixote [[WindmillCrusader does it with windmills.]]
* [[DeepLove Ayu does it for a living.]]
* Creator/BrandonSanderson [[DeconstructorFleet does it with deconstructions.]]
* [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]] [[KillItWithFire does it]] [[DestructiveSavior in a burning building]] ([[BlatantLies which is not his fault]]).
** [[MrFanservice Thomas does it]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim with everybody.]]
* [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} Jake,Marco,Rachel,Ax,Cassie and Tobias]] [[{{Animorphism}} do it like animals]]
* [[Literature/CodexAlera Tavi]] [[CrazyAwesome does it all sideways.]]
** [[ActionGirl Kitai]] [[RunningGag wanted to do it with a horse.]]
** [[WildCard Fidelias]] [[MyCountryRightOrWrong does it with whoever can protect the realm.]]
** [[MamaBear Isana]] does it for Tavi's sake.
** [[SourSupporter Max]] [[CatchPhrase has a sacred right to complain about doing it.]]
** [[MagnificentBastard Gaius Sextus]] [[ShootTheDog did it with a volcano.]]
* Henry David Thoreau does it in Walden Pond.
** Ralph Waldo Emerson does it at Harvard.
** Walt Whitman does it in the grass. He does it freely.
** Bronson Alcott makes his wife do it for him.
** Louisa May Alcott does it with her sisters.
** Oliver Wendell Holmes dissects it and writes a witty couplet about it.
** Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. doesn't do it. He dissents.
* [[Literature/WarriorCats The Clan cats]] [[CodeOfHonour do it by the Warrior Code]]
* [[TheStand Stu Redman and Frannie Goldsmith]] [[AfterTheEnd do it at the end of the world]]
** [[TheStand When Randall Flagg does it]] [[TheAntichrist everyone gets scared]]
** [[TheStand Mother Abigail does it with God's help]]

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