Tropers: Strange Dwarf
This is a new page. It's clean and pure and white as snow. Okay, so now it's not new any more. Vandalism Sweet and gentle things about me may go down here, somewhere.
- There are female dwarfs in Tolkien! We just don't see them (I mean there's about 10 important dwarven characters in The Hobbit and LotR after all). Oh well, coffee? *raises flask*. - Bisected8
- Oh no. The cake maniac is right! -fixes page- Thanks for the coffee, mate.
- Be mindful, calling yourself a G.I.R.L. would lift some eyebrows. :P - Keybreak
- Girl, female, woman, wench, person who uses a she-pronoun, gal, dame, lady! And without the potholes! :-P
- I've come to set the other vandalisms on fire. :P -A pyro
- No, wait- BANG
- VANDALISED, YO! - Rizu
- Oh, hello there, little hamster buddy! Have some sunflower seeds! -Sakan4k
- You've been dosed with laughing gas! What will you do? -Enkufka
- The things some people believe. There's no such thing as laughing gas. What a ridiculous idea. Ha ha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Hellah woz here! 2011 -HellmanSabian
- Yeah, it is. Mainly due to the top 20 favourite music on it, OFC. -TARDISES
- Darandedumdedum! What a strangely dwarfish page. -PantheraSapiensEllipsis
- Sorry, I think I broke your window. -Kuro Fox
- Hey, some guy broke your window. Thought you might want to know. -Phoenixor
- What? Where?
- That's a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG window.
- Hello, Strange One. May I call you that? ~theindefiniteone
- Okay, but only if I can call you The Indefinite Dwarf.
- Sure. I'm pretty short anyway. (cry) ~The Indefinite Dwarf
- Not so pure now, ah? AH? - Jinjoman
- You want war? -prepares firearms and the great spray can of vandalism-
- All vandalism. All the time. —Tre
- Oh, it's pure alright! Pure Chaos... I mean, if you're cool with that. - KK
- Scribblescribblescribble. You're welcome.
- This is strange. I seemed to be trapped here... how curious. :/ That Goat Person
- Hello, I love the Ace Attorney women.... Nick Da Man With Da Can
- You know, for a dwarf, I bet you're taller than me in real life. ~Enzeru
- Hello there. ~Ivan The Mouse
- I think this is the first page I've seen that is truly nothing but vandalism. — That Guy Watching Nickelodeon Right Now
- The right hand that creates more vandalism. — Yami No Izanagi
- Jump rope. — Ivan The Mouse
- Moo: — Geth Knight
- ...-poke- ~raigakuren
- How... nondescript. Hi there, by the way. — Liberated Liberater
- re:poked ~raigakuren
- Still no descriptions. Just... vandalism... yes... — Liberated Liberater
- Wow. You are really interesting. All I know is that you're a girl. Are you pre... <slap> Okay.Well, I think I dropped a song around here. Ahem
I think this person needs no introduction,
Because there's none on her page,
Therefore, I do not know,
What fills her with rage,
I'm sure she's funny, pretty, kind,
But I don't care, I don't mind,
This song is a song, and I do hope it is not at all wrong - The Songseamster
- It's me again. I'm just calling to tell you that you still are at Severely (awesome). Inhopelessguy
- Eh. Thanks.