Captain Alex meant to found a group to combat and sabotage the crime syndicates across the Pantheon, and eventually become strong enough to demolish all gangs within the Pantheon, a goal which earned widespread approval within the GUAG.
However, interest in it grew to the point where it was decided that a new division be founded. Then, the ante was upped when the higher-ups at the 77th Precinct decided to spin the GUAG division off into a full-on police division, in charge of investigating and analyzing any and all forms of misconduct by all the Grand United Alliances regardless of alignment. This is the newest division of the Pantheon's police department so farnote
This division is officially known as the 'Alliance Affairs' Division, but officers here tend to refer to it colloquially as (insert informal name here).
The Commissioners
These are the Officers (and Lawyers) that actually hand down the orders and are tasked with keeping the Division in line (supposedly).Commander Samuel Vimes, The Fettered God (Sam, Old Stoneface, His Grace.)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A copper badge in the shape of a shield with the number 177 on it.
- Alignment: Chaotic Lawful Good. (While noteworthy for maintaining "a certain anti-authoritarianism" he is often seen as defining lawful good)
- Reason for Joining: First, Carcer is among the GUAE, and he will be brought to justice for his crimes. Second, the GUAE tramples on law and order, and he's going to spread around his anger about that with a big shovel.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: He's loyal to enforcing the law and justice, not her (as he has a bit of contempt for serving any deity, even though he is one). However, he does realize the GUAE are threatening law and order, and is helping Cosmos because as a copper, it's what he supposed to do.
- His anti-authroitarianism made him incompatible with the GUAL, while his quest is as much against Chaos as against Evil.
- Threat Level to Melkor: High. Sam has fought off beings of pure evil successfully with no other power than his own will, which concerns Melkor greatly.
James Worthington Gordon, God of Lawful Allegiance to Superheroes (Commissioner Gordon, Jim, Batman)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The GCPD badge
- Alignment:
Lawful Good - Reason For Joining: He's an honest cop who knows that he needs all the help he can get to keep the crooked cops at bay.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Several members of the GUAG spoke for him at his Ascension Trial. That and he's not enough of a Rules Enforcer for the GUAL.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium.
Godot, God of Coffee (Diego Armando)
- Lesser God
- Symbols: A mug of black, bitter coffee, and his creepy visor
- Alignment: Lawful Neutral
- Reason for Joining: He serves the side of justice. That's one of his rules.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She approves of the sense of justice he has which he temporarily lost after his poisoned-induced coma, and the fact she likes coffee really keeps his loyalty to her pretty high. He is willing to atone for his misguided actions at the Hazakurian Temple in early 2019, which were a step further than this Division should go.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low in and of himself; he's more useful to the GUAG as Legal Council and the Friend in the Pantheon Prosecution Service.
Anti-Mafia
The guys dedicated to stamping out the Pantheon's crime syndicates.
Captain Alex, God of Ultra Low-Budgets
- Demigod
- Symbol: Ramon Film Productions' logo.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Garrus Vakarian, God Of Vigilantism (Archangel, Space Batman, GARrus, Scars)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His helmet during his stint as Archangel
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: Besides joining Shepard, he also believes the GUAG is (comparatively) more lenient with the rules when it comes to dispensing justice.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Besides his loyalty to Shepard, High.
- Threat Level: Medium-High.
Bloody Marie, Goddess of Undead Children (The Skullgirl, Marie Korbel)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: The Skull Heart over a maid's outfit
- Alignment: True Neutral, though most see her as Chaotic Evil
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Kung Fury, Avatar of The '80s (The Cop from the Future (so to speak))
- Started as a Quasideity, but being struck by lightning and bitten by a cobra made him into a Greater God (don't ask us how)
- Symbol: His red Lamborghini
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Asuka Kazama, Goddess of Gang Mediating (Gang Mediator, Kansai Peacemaker)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A blue stylized swallow
- Alignment: Neutral Good with shades of Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Guy and Maki Genryusai, Co-Deities of Gendered Outfits (Guy: 39th Master of Bushinryu Ninjitsu. Red Lightning; Maki: The Heir To Bushinryu)
- Lesser Deities
- Symbols:
- Guy: A pair of sneakers, preferably Nike High-Top Dunks
- Maki: A pair of tonfas, criss-crossed
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Axel Stone, Adam Hunter & Blaze Fielding, Deities of Rebellious Cops
- Demideities
- Symbol: A 1-Up doll featuring Super-Deformed versions of the trio
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Kurtis Stryker, God of Police Brutality (Stryker)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The NYPD Badge; alternatively his SWAT cap.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Renée Maria Montoya, Goddess of Coming Out Stories (The Question II)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbols: Her GCPD Badge, The Question's Mask and Fedora and Her Gun
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Inspector Bajirao Singham, God of Title Theme Tunes
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The Goa Police Emblem
◊. Alternatively, his motorcycle - Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Alex J. Murphy, God of Superhuman Police (RoboCop, OCP-001, The Future of Law Enforcement, Creator, Detroit's Cyborg Defender, Robert Cop)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His Detroit PD badge
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Detective Lieutenant John McClane, God of Monkey Wrenches (Roy, Cowboy, The Right Man at The Wrong Place at The Wrong Time)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A Shot up White Tank Top
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Detectives
These are the guys investigating the evidence[[note]]presented or collected and breaking down what really happened.Lieutenant Columbo, God of Obfuscating Stupidity and Exiting One-Liners
- Demigod
- Symbol: A rumpled beige trenchcoat, cigar and faded green Peugeot 203 convertible.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: He knows that the GUAE are a dysfunctional lot, and plans to use that to his advantage.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
- Threat Level to Melkor:Low. He just seems a little too... odd to be a genuine threat.
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau, God of Foolish Detectives and Heroic Inspectors
- Lesser God
- Symbol: A beautiful diamond with a pink, panther-shaped flaw at its heart
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: For ze honor of France!
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Unconfirmed, but has done nothing to betray the GUAG, so his loyalty is assumed moderate.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but his chaotic abilities make him a Wild Card.
L Lawliet, God of Bunny Ears Lawyers (Ryuuzaki, Hideki Ryuuga, Deneuve, Eraldo Coil)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: An Old English-style capital L.
- Alignment: Difficult to pin down; let's say Lawful Neutral.
- Reason for joining: His long-awaited rematch with Light, which he's confident that he'll win now.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She has offered the GUAG's support in his mission to stop Kira, not to mention worked out an arrangement to have him supplied with a 24/7 candy supply (courtesy of Mr. Wonka).
- Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly low, unless in investigation of a mysterious killers.
Adrian Monk, God of Hyper-Awareness (Mr. Monk, Monk)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: Disinfecting Wipes
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: Enlisted when he deduced that Nurgle, the god of plagues, was a commander in the GUAE
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She arranged to make sure he's never short a disinfecting wipe. He appreciates that, not to mention he's also on retainer as a consulting detective.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low. Any fiend that triggers his Obsessively Organized tendencies or one of his several Phobias would easily take him down. Thus he (usually) is kept behind the lines to sort out cases from his office or else has a Security Escort
Sherlock Holmes, God of Deductive Reasoning (The Consulting Detective, Sigerson, Holmes, Sherringford)
- Demigod
- Symbols: A deerstalker hat, a magnifying glass and a pipe
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE has many devious schemes and crimes that the GUAG need help solving, and Holmes decided it would not only save him from boredom, and he also suspects Professor Moriarty is behind some of their activities.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She has him on the GUAG's retainer to solve some of the more dastardly plots enacted by the GUAE, and besides, Cosmos reminds him (in a good way) of the only woman he was ever beaten by. Not to mention, the GUAE has his mortal enemy amongst their forces, so his loyalty is quite high.
- Threat Level to Melkor: High. Holmes's deductive skills are second to none, and can potentially foil many schemes. Recently weaponized those deductive skills, not only increasing his threat level in direct combat, but greatly decreasing the threat of assassination. Also picked up a tendency to be Crazy-Prepared.
Kyoko Kirigiri, Goddess of Conspicuous Gloves (Ultimate ???, Ultimate Detective, Future Foundation 14th Branch Leader, Super High-School Level Mystery Chick, Bacon Hands)
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: Her gloves
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Shotaro Hidari and Philip, Dual Gods of Private Detectives (Both: Kamen Rider Double. Shotaro: Half-Boiled Detective, Kamen Rider Joker. Philip: Raito Sonozaki, Kamen Rider Cyclone)
- Intermediate God as Double, Lesser God borders on Intermediate in their separate Rider forms (Greater God in CycloneJokerXtreme and CycloneJokerGoldXtreme)
- Symbol: The W symbol, Sokichi Narumi's hat, and their respective Gaia Memories.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: Both Shotaro and Philip joins in this division is due to their profession as a 2-in-1 Kamen Rider detective through solving crime cases, with Shotaro do the investigation within outside environment while Philip do the research through his access to the Gaia Library, a metaphysical realm and akashic records in the form of a white room filled with endless number of books on a endless number of bookshelves.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. As a 2-in-1 Kamen Rider detective, they were dedicated to protect the innocents and fight evildoers throughout the pantheon.
- Threat Level: Extreme. Due to their status as a 2-in-1 Kamen Rider, Shotaro and Philip has no problems in dealing with many villains.
Shinnosuke Tomari, God of Great Detectives (Kamen Rider Drive, Kamen Driver, The True Reaper, Kamen Rider Super Dead Heat Drive)
- Intermediate God (Greater God in Type Tridoron)
- Symbol: The Kamen Rider Drive Symbol, alternatively the Special Investigation Unit Logo.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: Similar to Shotaro & Philip, Shinnosuke joins in this division due to his high profession as a police detective, capable of solving crimes through every evidence that he finds related to the crime scene.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. He is a police detective and a Kamen Rider who has a high sense of justice, protecting innocents and fighting evildoers is his top priority.
- Threat Level: Extreme. As with many Kamen Riders in the pantheon, Shinnosuke is not hesitant to defeat every villains he cross paths with, especially if they cross the line.
Judith Laverne Hopps and Nicholas Piberius Wilde, The Holy Female Police Officer & Snarky Guy Duo (Judy: Carrots, Dumb/Sly Bunny, Hot Fuzz | Nick: Sly/Dumb Fox, Officer Nick Wilde)
- Demigods
- Symbol: Judy: Her ZPD Badge and carrot pen/recorder; Nick: A red ice pop and his reflector sunglasses
- Alignment: Lawful Good (Judy); True Neutral at first, Neutral Good in the end (Nick)
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Det. Jacob Peralta and Sgt. Amy Santiago, Co-Deities of Unsportsmanlike Gloating (Jacob: Jake Peralta, Jake Lady-Hands, Amy: Amy Peralta)
- Rank: Demigod(desse)s
- Symbol: Their police badges. Alternately, a poster for Die Hard (Jake), and a binder full of paperwork (Amy).
- Alignment: Between Chaotic Good and Lawful Good (Jake), Lawful Good (Amy)
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level:
Special Agents
These Agents are effectively "Specialist Detectives". Burke's specialization is number crunching; he usually sends Neal to retrieve evidence and suspects. Noah's specialization is tracking down Differently Powered Individuals, even though he doesn't have powers himself. Gibbs is the Jack of All Trades of this group.Leroy Jethro Gibbs, God of Making Criminals Sweat and Punishing Stupidity (Agent Gibbs)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A NCIS Badge
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: As soon as he heard the GUAE was planning to do evil things, he signed on so he could get the GUAE to confess the evils they want to commit.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: He told her that knows not all evil scum admit to what they want to do to the innocent, so he's helping her discover ALL of their evil deeds. She's grateful, and he's loyal in exchange.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low.
Noah Bennet, God of Spectacles, (HRG, Mr. Butler, The Man With Horn Rimmed Glasses)
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His glasses
- Alignment: True Neutral
- Reason for Joining: To protect the world from Evil Differently Powered Individuals
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium,
Agent Peter Burke, God of the "Be Careful" Speech
- Demigod
- Symbol: His FBI Badge
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: When it comes to solving White Collar Crimes, none are more specialized for the job or more dedicated to it than him and his division.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium, as most of Melkor's forces are more battle-oriented.
Neal George Caffrey/Bennett, God of [[ Putting Himself In The Suspect's Shoes]]
- Demigod
- Symbol: His old (deactivated) tracking anklet
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Offically Chain-of-Command through Burke,
- Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low. He can defend himself if he has to, and he can often think-out his lesser minions.
Security
These are the officers that serve the arrests that Godot and the Detectives/Agents are able to get a warrant for. They also help with facility security... somewhat...Jill Valentine, Master of Unlocking (Jill Sandwich)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A S.T.A.R.S. badge
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: She's had to deal with the decayed and corrupt before, and those bastards nearly turned her into one of them literally, and she wants to keep the GUAE from doing that to anyone else.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of command.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low.
Officer Jenny, Co-Goddess of Inexplicably Identical Individuals
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: A police hat
- Alignment: Lawful Good (though more on the Lawful side than Nurse Joy)
- Reason for Joining: To protect all the innocent Pokémon that would be used as bio-weapons.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports her cause and is grateful she decided to help. Loyalty given.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium, Jenny's complement of Pokemon is not as numerous or as battle-trained as Ash's, but she can still get in a few good licks before sucumbing to The Worf Effect.
