Housed in the Sacred Heart Hospital, the GUAG Medical Division acts to help heal the wounded in battle in order to prevent deaths. They are equipped with both modern and advanced medical technology in order to make them more effective at sending Gods back to the battlefield.
Of note: The Medic applied for service in the GUAG Medical Division but was politely turned down, so he went to the GUAC's research facility instead and prior to that was part of GUAE's Mutation Lair.
Following the ascension of Glenn Quagmire, abortion has been legalized and is free if a deity was impregnated by him.
Head Leader
Virtuous, Goddess of Reverse Reapers (Master of Life, Layna the Firebrand, Layna the Venerable)- Greater Goddess
- Symbol: Her staff
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE would abuse the dead and the living alike for their own gain. The proper balance of the cycle of souls must be preserved...
- Loyalty to Cosmos: It's more of a partnership than anything else, but Virtuous has a lot of respect for Cosmos. It helps that their goals, methods, and ideals are quite similar.
- Threat level to Melkor: Significant. As long as Virtuous is alive, she can ensure that slain GUAE members reincarnate in weak vessels under the most inconvenient circumstances possible, and the reverse is true for the GUAG. Melkor has made her destruction a top priority.
GUAG Extraordinary Doctors
Founded by none other than Dr. Gregory House, this section represents some of the best healers in the group, but each members has 'something' that makes her look 'off' and makes patient think 'You call yourself a doctor!?'. However... they always get things done.
Black Jack, God of Surgery (Hazama Kuroo, Dr. BJ)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A scalpel
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAG needed a doctor (they already had a few magicians).
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Black Jack may be a jerk sometimes, but only against people who deserve such jerkitude. Cosmos is most definitely NOT deserving of jerkitude.
- Threat to Melkor: Very High. A guy who can perform ANY operation can save pretty much anyone, no matter how badly mauled.
- Serves as The Leader / The Hero for the Extraordinary Doctors. His quirk is that he's a jerk. This makes him something of the Only Sane Man when compared to the rest.
Unohana Retsu, Goddess of Hidden Fury Beneath Kindness (Captain Mom)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A giant Manta Ray (Minazuki)
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: Providing healing to the forces of good.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Is Cosmos good? Then she's on her side.
- Threat level to Melkor: Very High. She is, after all Unohana Yachiru, one of the finest and most brutal swordswoman to be in existence.
- Serves as The Lancer of the Extraordinary Doctors, as the only one without the title 'doctor' officially, she's a healer. Her quirk was her status as Unohana Yachiru, former most brutal, dangerous and bloodthirsty criminal in the Pantheon.
Faust Baldhead, God of Completely Unpredictable Combat (Dr. Baldhead)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: A paper bag helmet, adorned with an Afro.
- Alignment: Chaotic Good (Was formerly Chaotic Evil), with dashes of Chaotic Neutral due to unpredictability
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE has tried a lot of times to revert Faust into his Baldhead self, thus he's personally pissed at them.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos took form of that one girl that he 'failed to save', which triggered his ultimate ascension and Heel–Face Turn, thus Faust knows he's on the side of good.
- Threat level to Melkor: Very High. Because unpredictability is his main weapon, and it's not really something you'd underestimate...
- Serves as The Big Guy of the Extraordinary Doctors, due to being the tallest when standing and look at the size of that scalpel. His quirk is that his reality-warping hijinx can bring big wackiness in his 'operation', as well as just like Unohana, his old status as the deranged Serial Killer Dr. Baldhead.
Mordin Solus, God of Safe, Sane, and Consensual Safe Sex and "The Talk"
- Lesser God
- Symbol: The tattoo design upon his forehead.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: To find redemption
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Willing to "Fight for the Lost".
- Threat level to Melkor: Medium-High. Easily underestimated. Good at both killing and healing.
- Smart Guy of Extraordinary Doctors. Quirky way of talking. Very model of Salarian scientist (and doctor). Will shoot people if it helps patients.
Litchi Faye Ling, Goddess of Boobies and Gorgeous Doctors (Dr. Faye Ling, Boobie Lady)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her staff Mantenbou, stuck near her panda hairpin and several medicines
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for joining: After the GUAG has rescued Arakune and recovered their stolen documents about his cure, as well as being hit in accident with Bang's Phoenix Rettenjou, Litchi felt no more reasons to serve evil for her own purposes and returned to the GUAG. She was put into the GUAG Token Evil Teammates for awhile until she redeemed herself by 'helping' bring down her main manipulator Relius Clover and was admitted back here.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High. Cosmos is an epitome of good and kindness, thus earns pretty much her loyalty. She also has advised her to stop blaming herself too much and usually always keeps her Boundary corruption in check so she's less prone of temptations.
- Threat level to Melkor: Moderate. She excels in combat, able to distract Melkor's Mooks with her boobs, and her Boundary power enhancement is not something to write off easily. However, Melkor never lets her live down about how gullible she is when 'Arakune' is concerned, but with Cosmos protecting her, it gets harder than usual to confuse Litchi like that.
- Serves in the Extraordinary Doctors due to her capability of healing the souls of tormented patients (just ask Carl Clover) and works well with children. Her quirk is her Guilt Complex that can lead into obsessive 'dedication', which may cause her to side with bad guys if it helps her patient. Oh and her Boundary Corruption means she might not have long in the Pantheon.
Other Members
Orihime Inoue, Goddess of Ear Worms- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A spinning leek, alternatively, a six-pointed hairpin
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: To help heal the injured warriors of Light, and help Kurosaki-kun.
- Loyalty to Cosmos:
- Threat level to Melkor: Moderate-Low. She has broken powers, but ZERO will to use it against the GUAE, and is prone to breakdowns and panics. But still, considering how broken it is, and that she's a medic, Melkor takes more notice to her.
Leonard McCoy, God of Emotional Responses (Bones)
- Greater God
- Symbol: Starfleet Medical
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE wants to hurt good people trying to do the right thing, and dammit, he's a doctor, and he doesn't want to see his fellow good aligned deities fall at the GUAE's hands (though by his oath as a physician he insists that injured/captured GUAE members should receive medical care like anyone else)
- Loyalty to Cosmos: When Cosmos asked him to join the Medical Division, he told her he would not hesitate to treat the injured of both sides, as he could and would not betray his duty as a doctor for either side if he joined her. She merely told him to do what he thought was right. Impressed with her answer, he is quite loyal in exchange.
- Threat level to Melkor: Normally low, as support staff. Unless he's taking orders from Diane Duane..
Kusuha Mizuha, Goddess of 'Health Drinks'
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Chibi RyuKoOh holding a can of her drink with a thumbs up.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: She wants to watch out for her comrades, and she doesn't want the GUAE to use others as tools of evil like her and her boyfriend were used long ago.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos actually likes her health drinks, and asked Kushua to lend her skills to the battlefield and medical ward as appropriate. Kushua was more than happy to.
- Threat level to Melkor: Very High. Her Psychodriver power is on par or even greater than Ryusei's. And she has the RyuKoOh on her disposal.
Toki, God of Ass-kicking Messiahs (Kung-Fu Jesus)
- Intermediate God
- Symbol: His Healing Hands within the Big Dipper constellation
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for joining: He believes that Hokuto Shinken must be used for good, and he has always had the drive to protect those weaker than him. Also, Kenshiro's part of the Combat Division, and whoever he pledges allegiance to, Toki knows he should as well.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos believes in making people happy, which go hand in hand with Toki's mindset.
- Threat level to Melkor: Very High. Actually, being a member of the Hokuto brothers (except Jagi) instantly qualify to warrant 'Very High' level. Toki is skilled and powerful enough he could be a fighter, but he prefers to aid in healing, and will also serve as a VERY nasty surprise to any mook who wants to Shoot the Medic First.
Amy Dallon, Goddess of Lethal Harmless Powers (Ames, Panacea)
- Intermediate Goddess
- Symbol: A red cross emblazoned across a sun.
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: Cosmos is a good person and her followers need healing. That's all the reasoning Amy needs.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium. Amy is aware that Cosmos is a very good person who wants to help others- but she's also aware that good people sometimes do bad things, so she has some understandable trepidation about the whole Grand Alliance system.
- Threat level to Melkor: Medium-high. Amy hates using her powers for fighting, but there are very few who can match her healing speed or capability, she can create minions loyal to the GUAG if she has enough organic material to work with, and her Healing Hands can also be used in reverse to injure, kill, or even modify the memories of victims. However, the real reason she's considered such a threat to Melkor is that attacking her is a pretty good way to get Taylor Hebert to temporarily abandon her Wild Card status among the Grand Alliances and fight on the side of the angels.
Sakaki, Goddess of Cat Lovers
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Maya, her pet iriomote
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE is cruel to animals. She will not have any of that. Serves in the medical division and is currently the most proficient in animal anatomy, making her an asset to bestial members of the GUAG.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. After all, it was Cosmos that got cats to stop hating her.
- Threat to Melkor: Low.
Rory Williams, God of The Slow Path (Rory the Roman, The Last Centurion, The Man Who Waited)
- Demigod
- Symbol: The uniform of a Roman centurion
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason For Joining : Chain of Command, and The Doctor missed Hawaii... again.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High, Not as high as his loyalty to Amy, of course.
- Threat to Melkor: Medium-High. By himself, Rory is formidable for a human, but he's just one very determined mortal against the GUAE, so low by himself. However, Melkor has taken note of who he's the father-in-law to, and given how high a threat that son-in-law is and how those two can eliminate entire armies if they work together, he has been forced to consider Rory a considerable threat. Also, since death doesn't seem to stick in regards to Rory, that makes him difficult to eliminate for good.
Fluttershy, Friend to All Living Things
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: her Cutie Mark, three butterflies.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason For Joining: To heal all the wounded animals who come into the hospital.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High, considering how much of a compassionate, kindhearted person Cosmos is, especially since Cosmos took the patience to work past Fluttershy's shyness and befriend her.
- Threat Level to Melkor: Normally Very Low due to her cowardice. She is a healer, not a warrior. However, if someone Fluttershy cares for is threatened, it jumps to Moderate-High as her courage and willpower multiply by several orders of magnitude. Especially if she breaks out The Stare, which can break the will of nearly anyone who gets hit by it. She can also fly at amazing speed and her strength increases tenfold if the circumstances call for it. Lastly, Fluttershy is a bearer of an Element Of Harmony, and if need be can call the other five to her side and unleash the full, devastating power of the Harmony Elements.
Artina, Goddess of Killed Off Cuties
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her ponytail wrapped around a med kit
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: The GUAE spreads disease, suffering, and corruption. Also chain of command.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high.
- Threat to Melkor: Moderate. While not a strong combatant, she's a very skilled nurse/medic whose blood is the ultimate panacea (to the point where it could counter even the plagues spread by Nurgle). Also attacking her will piss off Valvatorez, which is not a good idea.
Tony Tony Chopper, God of Combat Medics ("Cotton Candy Lover")
- Lesser God
- Symbol: His jolly roger(formally Dr. Hiriluk's)
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Reason for joining: With the Straw Hat pirates in the fray, Chopper is going to make sure they're okay.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: She is a very kind person and has remarked how talented he's proven himself to be. Though he's loudly declared otherwise, his happy dance makes it clear she has his full loyalty.
- Threat to Melkor: High. A skilled medical man, Chopper can also freely transform between several "Points" for combat. Becomes very high when using his recently mastered Monster Point form.
Felix, God of Fixing (Fix-It Felix, Jr.)
- Greater God
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Symbol: His blue cap with the letters 'FF'
- Reason for joining: It's in his programming to help out everyone he can, not to mention fix any messes his best friend Ralph might accidentally make.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos helped deify the Fix-it Felix arcade game and brought the Nicelanders along for the party. She's also gets along mighty well with Ralph (despite being in the GUAE). She's currently trying to find the perfect position for Sergeant Calhoun, his wife.
- Threat to Melkor: High. That hammer of his can fix broken buildings, wounds, etc....which makes it act as a double-edged sword. He can only fix with it, which can be exploited as when he was once trapped in prison. Instead of breaking out, he made the prison bars better than before. As he stated, "Why do I fix everything I touch?!"
Princess Peach, Goddess of Princesses Constantly In Need of Saving
- Symbol: A stylized crown
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: To prove that she is capable of helping out and that she does not need Mario and Luigi to help save her every time.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She helps protect Peach against Bowser's constant kidnappings and the two enjoy having tea together.
- Threat to Melkor: Medium-high surprisingly. Despite her constant kidnappings, she is an agile fighter due to participating in a variety of sports and is very skilled in healing (in particular her powerful Group Hug spell). Moreover, should Peach ever get captured, that sends a warning signal for Mario and Luigi to jump into action.
Audino, Goddess of Enemies to be Sought After
- Demigoddess
- Symbol: Her ears.
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for Joining: It is in her nature to help people, so she became a member of GUAG Medical Division because of that.
- Royalty to Cosmos: Moderate. She could go neutral any time she wishes to and could be as beneficial to GUAE, but she still sticks to her side.
- Threat to Melkor: Medium. Where her offensive capabilities are nothing to write about, she can give really good support to her allies and is bulky to boot. Medium-High as Mega Audino, as she becomes even bulkier and No Sells any kind of dragon attacks.
- Is the Team Pet of the GUAG Medical Division.
Yoshika Miyafuji, Goddess of Fully Realized Power Upgrade (Raccoon, Mamefuji)
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: A mameshiba wearing a sailor hat on a brown badge with a red sun on it
- Alignment: Lawful Good
- Reason for Joining: Even though Yoshika does prefer to fight for the people in the front-line, she understands that her abilities are also useful to help the wounded. So where she might be the one to take off due of danger, she is still there to help others.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High
- Threat to Melkor: Very High. Her Healing Ability is really good at healing others, she can eject really powerful shields, enhance the strength and magic potential of others, is a great flyer, can wield heavy machineguns and has a resolution strong enough to stand through anything. Take her magic away? Hahaha, she knows traditional medical techniques and once destroyed a Neuroi with a jeep and a heavy machinegun without any magic.
Josuke Higashikata, God of Heroic Illegitimate Sons (The Fourth JoJo, Josuke Joestar)
- Intermediate God
- Alignment: Chaotic Good
- Symbol: His Stand "Crazy Diamond"
- Reason for joining: Aside from the fact that he wouldn't fit in the GUAE, someone made the mistake of making fun of his hair.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium. While he's not particularly devoted to her, he's not going to betray her.
- Threat to Melkor: Medium-High. Crazy Diamond is one tough stand, and while he won't kill anyone, he will inflict a Fate Worse than Death on Melkor's forces.
Giorno Giovanna, God of Neighbourhood-Friendly Gangsters (The Fifth JoJo, GioGio, Haruno Shiobana)
- Intermediate God (Overdeity with Gold Experience Requiem)
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Symbol: His Stand "Gold Experience"
- Reason for joining: He wants to make many a GUAE mook pay for what they've done.
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
- Threat to Melkor: Medium-High; he is the god of Extreme Mêlée Revenge, after all. Shoots up to indescribable levels when he gains the power of Gold Experience Requiem, which pretty much makes him invincible.
Rubella, the Goddess who Subverts Every Rhyme
- Lesser Goddess
- Symbol: Her red jester hat
- Alignment: Neutral Good
- Reason for joining:
- Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
- Threat to Melkor: Medium-High. She is capable of healing magic, Ailment Protection does as advertised (though only Slow and Paralyze are confirmed so far), is rather fast, and in a pinch she can Tumble at an enemy to interrupt their attacks.
While not exactly members here, the ninjas of Kinkou Order (Shen, Akali, Kennen) often set up a clinic here to guise their activity of preserving the equilibrium.
