The ENT equivalent of this is The Air Hockey Table.
"Torres, who cannot identify shit without a tricorder." Literally.
Corrected in later reviews. She actually failed to identify manure even with a tricorder.
At the end of all Voyager reviews, the final scene of "The Thaw" with the following exchange:
Evil Clown: I'm afraid! Janeway:I knooooow.
Chuck's Janeway is apparently a sub/dom fanatic, routinely tying up poor Harry Kim in her ready room. She insists on towering over every man on the show (using camera angles and even standing on chairs if need be). Interestingly, she prefers to play the submissive when fantasizing about fellow space captains William Adama. —Even Amelia Earhart.
"Lazarus of the Week" for when a crewman, well, pulls a Lazarus.
Tom Paris gets a "Jesus of the Week" for actually managing to raise himself from the dead. Note that this happened without Alien intervention, advanced technology, or Time Travel being involved. He was dead one minute, then alive the next all by his own doing (okay, there was genetic mutation involved, but since it was simply his body's own biology that resurrected him it still counts), hence this exception.
Ilia got a "Damn Dirty Mutant Lazarus of the Week" in Star Trek: The Motion Picture for dying, being brought back as a bastardization of science, and then dying again (maybe).
And, of course, "Stupid Neelix Moment" (in pretty much every review involving Voyager's resident Alien Scrappy). invoked
As a companion gag, he gives a plus one bonus to his "Final Score" for any Voyager episode not featuring Neelix in the episode at all.
Caption: No Neelix. Life is good.
"Parturition" has the dubious honor of being a Stupid Neelix Episode.
He avoided giving the episode "The Void" a Stupid Neelix Moment, although at the end of his video, Chuck inserted a clip of Neelix, and while not a Stupid Neelix Moment, it did cause Chuck to Hulk out.
In a bit of a shocker (or a sign of the Apocalypse), he actually gave the episode "The Disease" (where Harry Kim catches an alien STD) a bonus point for featuring a Neelix moment which advanced the plot in a helpful, non-annoying manner. To paraphrase Chuck, "it was as if Harry had used up the supply of shame in this episode."
Since none of the other Trek shows feature a regular character as consistently annoying as Neelix, he resorts to "Annoying Character", for the person who's the most annoying in the episode.
Amazingly, Wesley Crusher, who is an actual in-universe Creator's Pet, has only got this award twice so far. On top of that, Wesley's every single scene in "Menage a Troi" is welcomed as distraction from stupid plot. Much like "The Disease", the usually annoying character suddenly being competent is only redeeming part of episode.
Captain Okona has received this award in two TNG episodes, despite only appearing in one of them ("The Outrageous Okona", the other one being "The Game").
'...because Chakotay has always been into (sound of dice rolling) [Insert Interest here]' Examples include 'Paleontology!', 'a fervent... Anthropologist!' and 'a keen interest in... Boxing!'
The "Off Button Hypospray" used when Instant Sedation is called for (or even uncalled for), and "the Medical Phaser" for when the OBH isn't sufficient or fatal enough for some hapless soul.
In his Season One TNG reviews, he jokes that Picard keeps firing his Chief Engineers at the end of the episode since we rarely saw the same chief engineer twice until they settled on Geordi.
Alluding to Seven and Chakotay's Last Minute Hookup in "Endgame" by noting sarcastically that she clearly wants to hump his brains out some day.
Neelix's cooking is entirely capable of destroying Voyager... and alludes to the incident where Neelix almost destroyed the ship with Cheese. Not the Crew of Voyager, but the ACTUAL SHIP!
Variations on, "And once again our "survival expert" nearly gets everyone killed!"
Picard's hatred of children, which are repeatedly referred to as his 'greatest nemesis'.
Confabs between Captain Sisko and his franchise counterparts. Picard gives technobabble solutions, Kirk suggests giving a Kirk Summation followed by hitting someone, Janeway is her typical dastardly self, and Archer is gibbering in a corner.
Inverted in "In a Mirror, Darkly": Archer's in charge, with Kirk, Picard, and Sisko all sporting Beards of Evil. In this universe, Janeway (also bearded) is a harmless Granola Girl.
Jake Sisko and Chris Pine's Kirk get in on one of these in the review of "The Visitor". Pine's Kirk gets swiftly beaten up by Shatner's Kirk.
In his X-Files reviews, referencing stereotypes about the US state an episode is set in—such as Idaho and potatoes ("Deep Throat") or Wisconsin and cheese ("Fallen Angel").
Dukat (Deep Space Nine) will frequently rewrite his own memories in order to make himself feel better. Example: Kira throws a glass at him. How he chooses to remember it? "No, not now, I'll accept your offer to have a drink with you later... if you wear something nice." In another example, he remembers Gamor not as someone who hated the Dominion alliance... he rewrote the memory so thoroughly, that not only did he remember Gamor embracing the alliance on his deathbed, but that he gave Dukat his power ring and entrusted him with the power of the Green Lantern Corps.
Fan Nickname[invoked]: Many jokes involve alternate names for things, combining personal opinion, behind-the-scenes facts, Actor Allusion, and more.
Captain Archer is frequently called "Duchess," to show how insane he is.
Klingon "Bird Of Prey" warships (specifically the one in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home) the name "Kia of Prey," because compared to the Enterprise, they look about as primitive as a Kia (a type of car).
Janeway's sanity inspired the nickname "Captain Crunch."
He couldn't remember the name of the friendly Peacekeeper female from one episode, so he calls her by the very apt title of the episode she appeared first in: "PK Tech Girl." (Peace Keeper Technician)
Janeway apparently really likes Mexican Food, claiming in one instance that "She needs to kill off Maquis more often" because of the nachos they serve at their funerals, and in the review of "Ashes to Ashes," she claims that the only reason that she attended the funeral of (a different) deceased crewman was because they served tacos.
"Poor, dumb Harry." Mostly towards Harry Kim, but also to Harry Sulivan on one occasion. Sometimes, he uses the basics of it for other characters, like John Crichton.