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Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the idiocy that is... Voyager.
— SF Debris Opinionated Voyager Guide
The only way Neelix is going to keep the Voyager crew alive is if they eat him!
— Opinionated Voyager Episode Guide, Basics
"And remember: If women don't find you handsome, well, that's their opinion." ("The Gift")
"We'll need handcuffs, vibrating golf balls and a funnel. I'm sorry that's the best I can do; I'm no Slash Fic expert, I'm just a viewer with an opinion." ("The Menagerie", and "The Game")
"Why, I am His Grace, Sir SFDebris, Duke of the People Who Don't Give A Rat's Ass and Knight of the Order of Go Fuck Yourself! ...And, of course, a viewer with an opinion." ("Haven")
"Into my office walked a dame with million-latinum legs and a swing to her hips that could unphase a tacheon beam. She had trouble stuck to her like stink on Klingon, but the way she set my phaser to stun, I knew I'd be taking the case... But I'm no Sam Spade, I'm just a viewer with an opinion." ("Ex Post Facto")
So if you are new here, here are the subjects which are not shown respect here: whites, blacks, Asians, Latinos, Indians, men, women, straights, gays, bis, the religious, the agnostic, and the atheist. We mock the left, mock the right, mock the center, mock the apathetic, mock consumerism, mock communism, spit on the socialists, laugh at the fascists. We'll pick on liberal President Obama and conservative PM Cameron, along with his wife Nick Clegg. We'll piss on the Hawkman, Cyberman, Tall Man, Saruman, Batman, Beltran, Baldwin and Berman. So if you were not aware of it until now, Star Trek is not sacred here.
— SF Debris' review of The Conscience of the King
Quark, modified through surgery to look like a woman: So how do I look?
Chuck: Well, don't take this the wrong way, but... you are a nightmare made flesh! You have passed "Coyote Ugly" and have entered into some Twilight Realm beyond! If a man woke up in bed with you, he would happily chew through his own neck! No no no no no, don't give me that, HE WOULD FIND A WAY.
— SF Debris' review of Deep Space Nine's "Profit and Lace," one of only a few episodes in the entire Star Trek franchise to receive a rating of "0" by him.
Well, look, no judgment. Your old boyfriend rolls into town, you're upset, you drink too much, you fuck a penguin, these things happen.
— SF Debris' review of Evangelion 2.22
Sparkle, Twilight Journal, longest day of the Thousandth Year. Unicorn in alley this morning. Tire Cutie Mark on his stomach. Equestria's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The Mare in the Moon is coming, and when the night foams up around their waists, all the horses and politicians will look up and shout, "Save us!" and I'll look down and whisper, "Neigh."
— My Little Pony
There's the old adage about odd and even-numbered Trek films, but I'll let you in on a secret: it's a bad Trek film when any of the main characters sing. The only exception is TMP, which has no singing, because that would distract from the boredom.