Crow: If they're arresting these guys, imagine the arrests they could make at the beach!
Genius Bonus: invoked Mike's riff, "Smut! I'll show ya smut!" is one of the most obscure MST3K riffs. (It was a line uttered by Hawkeye in an episode of M*A*S*H that was partly drowned out by other bickering characters.)
Mike and the Bots are watching prolonged footage of the outside of a police station
Crow: Ah. Ed Wood agonized over this scene.
Mike: And now we are.
The scene continues for several more seconds
Crow: This is why Ed Wood gets final cut!
One-Scene Wonder: Ed Wood regular Conrad Brooks provides the special introduction to the episode on the Volume IX DVD set and it's hard to not smile at his enthusiasm for and enjoyment of being in these movies.