"And the Real Lesson? Don't leave things in the Fridge."
"You shouldn't drink and bake."
"The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand'."
"It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside."
"Givin' kids charity just makes 'em weak, man. Teach a kid to fish, he can eat fish his whole life. Teach a kid NOT to fish, he starves to death. Where I come from that's murder, Homes."
Let's never be stupid again. Finn:
No! Let's ALWAYS be stupid! FOREVER!
"Never forget the teachings of those you shoot in the head after they become zombies."
Well I think we learned an important lesson today about online safety. Stef:
Yeah, if you want to meet up with a random stranger, make sure your friends're there with loads of weapons to beat him up. Vicken:
Ahhh ... right.
You suppose there's a moral in all of this? Hsu:
"Stay away from good-looking women when you're fighting. Otherwise you'll get hit with diarrhea.' One of the few things I learned from Shadow Moses."
"I guess we've learned it doesn't really matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion"
: The moral of the story is: trust noone. Storm
: That is NOT what we learned from all this!
"It just goes to show you: Always be wary of people who are way into putting jewels on their sweaters. They may transform into hideous freaks and rampage at summer camps."
"You smoke, Shepard? Don't. That stuff'll kill you. Knew a kid once, half your age. Smoked too close to a cache of explosives. Tossed a butt, blew himself sky high."
What do you think the lesson of the movie was? Crow:
Don't watch it.
"Boy, never put your dick in anything that lights up!"
quotes his grandfather's sage advice
"It just goes to show: never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be
good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's gonna eat it because you stuck your dick in it!"
"Remember, kids, exercise is hard, but shoving a spoon down your throat is easy! And don't forget to do it after every meal, just like me!"
"When I look good, I feel good, too! And the only way I feel good is by vomiting. The only drawback is the stomach acid making my breath smell rank as hell. So I always brush my teeth after every throw up session. Take it from me, kids! A skinny bod means nothing if your breath smells like a dead horse and hot garbage! Sailor Moon says!"
Don't you get it, Tristan? This is Joey's coming-of-age episode, where he proves he's a real man by winning a children's card game all by himself. Tristan:
Well, he's got a hot sister, so I guess I can forgive him for assaulting me. Yugi:
And that's what friendship is all about!