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"If the bait is obvious, don't take it."
— Kakashi, Naruto
Comic Books
Superboy: Now I've seen everything! Nobody would deliberately put me on guard, by putting a sign like that on a real trap!
Narration: Curiously... Well, let's face it... Stupidly, the Boy of Steel enters the trap!
Superboy: It's... Kryptonite-lined! I—I'm p-passing out...
Lex Luthor: I captured Superboy through his sheer dumbness!
Narration: Curiously... Well, let's face it... Stupidly, the Boy of Steel enters the trap!
Superboy: It's... Kryptonite-lined! I—I'm p-passing out...
Lex Luthor: I captured Superboy through his sheer dumbness!
— Action Comics #259
Supergirl: There is a girl there. A prisoner. Test subject. She needs our help.
Batgirl: And how'd you find out about her?
Supergirl: Long-distance telepathic transmission. Only I can hear her.
Batgirl: Ah, the old incarcerated psychic trick. If I had a nickel for every time—
Batgirl: And how'd you find out about her?
Supergirl: Long-distance telepathic transmission. Only I can hear her.
Batgirl: Ah, the old incarcerated psychic trick. If I had a nickel for every time—
Mr. Mxyzptlk: You owe me a dimensional check for 100 magic units! Your hero and his partner lost!
Batmite: Oh, all right! Here...I signed it with my real name...the one I use in my own dimensional world!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Hmm...Your name is... Klt Pzy Xm? Yaaa! It's my name...in reverse! Whenever I say it backwards, I'm automatically returned to my own world! You tricked me!
Batmite: Oh, all right! Here...I signed it with my real name...the one I use in my own dimensional world!
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Hmm...Your name is... Klt Pzy Xm? Yaaa! It's my name...in reverse! Whenever I say it backwards, I'm automatically returned to my own world! You tricked me!
Fairy Tales
At last the third also came with the like intent, and the others screamed out, "Keep away; for goodness' sake keep away!" But she did not understand why she was to keep away. "The others are there," she thought, "I may as well be there too," and ran to them; but as soon as she had touched her sister, she remained sticking fast to her. So they had to spend the night with the goose.
— "The Golden Goose"
Fan Works
Ruby held out a small book. "What is this?" Jaune asked.
"It's her dream journal. If you want to embarrass her, read it and bring it up when she tries to tease you. Oh, and for your own peace of mind, don't read pages 56, 75 or 93. See ya."
The younger girl skipped away. Jaune looked at the book. Out of curiosity, he opened it to page 56. Upon reading the first sentence, which included his name, he slammed it shut with his face red. "Well, I'm having nightmares tonight."
Himeko: ...but why would Dunbadoru-sensei have brought attention to it if he didn't want us going in?
Hermione: So that we knew that we weren't to go in it!
Himeko: But that just guarantees someone will go in it and find out why it's forbidden the hard way!
Hermione: And why do you say that?
Himeko: My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, the stuff that every writer seems to use? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.
Hermione: This isn't a movie or a book, Himeko.
Hermione: So that we knew that we weren't to go in it!
Himeko: But that just guarantees someone will go in it and find out why it's forbidden the hard way!
Hermione: And why do you say that?
Himeko: My mom's a book writer, and my dad directs movies. I know the... what's that word again, the stuff that every writer seems to use? Anyway, dad and Aiko'neechan would sit and watch some really bad American horror films and make fun of them at the same time. If you want someone to investigate something, you hide it then call attention to the fact that you're hiding something.
Hermione: This isn't a movie or a book, Himeko.
Kirito: Oh, wow. A single chest in an empty room. Yeah, this looks legit. Come on, guys, even we're not dumb enough to fall for this-
(Gary promptly walks up to the chest and opens it)
Kirito: Sachi? You set them to auto-loot, didn't you?
Sachi: (apologetic) Yeah... I thought it would save time...
(an alarm starts blaring and the room turns red)
Kirito: Oh yeah, we're sprinting to our deaths IN RECORD SPEED!
(Gary promptly walks up to the chest and opens it)
Kirito: Sachi? You set them to auto-loot, didn't you?
Sachi: (apologetic) Yeah... I thought it would save time...
(an alarm starts blaring and the room turns red)
Kirito: Oh yeah, we're sprinting to our deaths IN RECORD SPEED!
To definitely chop your own head off, turn to page 137.
Film - Animated
There's a stack of freshly-made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
— Shrek to Donkey, Shrek Forever After
Vidia: Tinker Bell, we're not supposed to go near human houses!
Tinker Bell: This isn't a human house! They're a lot bigger! Besides, the sign says "Fairies Welcome!"
Vidia: Who do you think wrote it? Humans!
Tinker Bell: This isn't a human house! They're a lot bigger! Besides, the sign says "Fairies Welcome!"
Vidia: Who do you think wrote it? Humans!
Leader Dodo: Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely—
Crazy Dodo: (sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going) INTRUDERS! INTRU—WAAAAAAH! (trips and falls into crater; a sound of sizzling is heard)
Dodo Students: EEEEWWWW! OHHH!
Leader Dodo: ...burn and die.
Crazy Dodo: (sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going) INTRUDERS! INTRU—WAAAAAAH! (trips and falls into crater; a sound of sizzling is heard)
Dodo Students: EEEEWWWW! OHHH!
Leader Dodo: ...burn and die.
Junior: Hunter?
Hunter: You're fired.
Junior: But-but-but...
Hunter: "But-but-but..." You are so idiotic! How were you not suspicious?
(camera zooms out to show only the front wall of a house between two dilapidated factory buildings.)
Junior: ...I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood!
Hunter: You're fired.
Junior: But-but-but...
Hunter: "But-but-but..." You are so idiotic! How were you not suspicious?
(camera zooms out to show only the front wall of a house between two dilapidated factory buildings.)
Junior: ...I thought it was a gentrifying neighborhood!
Mr. Wolf: That's strange, why would Marmalade leave the Golden Dolphin unprotected?
Diane: Because maybe it's a trap.
Mr. Wolf: Or maaayyybbbeeee....
(Wolf touching the Golden Dolphin unleashes a powerful electric shock that knocks out him and Diane)
Mr. Wolf: (now tied up with Diane) Yeah, it was a trap.
Diane: Because maybe it's a trap.
Mr. Wolf: Or maaayyybbbeeee....
(Wolf touching the Golden Dolphin unleashes a powerful electric shock that knocks out him and Diane)
Mr. Wolf: (now tied up with Diane) Yeah, it was a trap.
Film - Live-Action
Ah, ah... that's bait.
— Max Rockatansky, Mad Max: Fury Road
Capt. Amazing: Oh looky here, a multi-frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.
Casanova Frankenstein: Oh, no, no, no this is quite an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.
Capt. Amazing: Yeah? W-What is it?
(a puff of smoke goes off in Captain Amazing's face)
Capt. Amazing: (sniffs) Yuck.
Casanova Frankenstein: It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare.
(Captain Amazing nods, nonplussed. Both foes stare at each other)
Capt. Amazing: (sniffs) ...Ah, dang!
Casanova Frankenstein: Oh, no, no, no this is quite an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.
Capt. Amazing: Yeah? W-What is it?
(a puff of smoke goes off in Captain Amazing's face)
Capt. Amazing: (sniffs) Yuck.
Casanova Frankenstein: It's a chloroform-deploying portable enticement snare.
(Captain Amazing nods, nonplussed. Both foes stare at each other)
Capt. Amazing: (sniffs) ...Ah, dang!
Dana: <reading from Patience Buckner's diary> "I have found it. In the oldest books, the way of saving our family. My good arm is hacked up and ate, so I hope this will be readable. That a believer will come and speak this to our spirits. Then we will be restored and the great pain will return." And then... then there's something in Latin.
Marty: Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin.
Marty: Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand here. Do not read the Latin.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld: What makes you think that M, the head of British intelligence, will oblige you by falling in with your plan?
Kronsteen: For the simple reason that this is so obviously a trap. My reading of the British mentality is that they always treat a trap as a challenge.
Kronsteen: For the simple reason that this is so obviously a trap. My reading of the British mentality is that they always treat a trap as a challenge.
"There's always free cheese in a mousetrap."
— Longbaugh, The Way of the Gun
Literature
If you know what's good for you, you will not do a Google search for "scrotum" and "elephantitis."
— Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH," the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
You could obsess over this building, grow frantic to unveil its mysteries and plumb its inviting depths. If you were that sort of person, you could start to feel that this building wants it bad, that it deserves to be the subject of military action, an espionage-driven commando raid, just to teach it to behave.
A few months ago, three highly motivated gentlemen assailed Project Albumen in fine special operations style. They wanted the secrets this building so plainly keeps beneath its lush deco exterior. After weeks of planning, they got into their sexy black outfits and made their move. They blew open the back door and, no doubt with a grand sense of empowerment and dominance, thrust mightily inside.
Unfortunately, the entire main building of Project Albumen is a honey trap. The interior is very large and has intricate folded metal all around the walls; this falsely gives the impression of a large number of secret doors and passages, so it took them twenty-nine or so minutes to establish that there are, in fact, no exits. Shortly thereafter they discovered that the sanctum sanctorum, the warm, secret heart of Project Albumen, is in fact rather cold and unwelcoming, because it floods on a half-hour cycle with liquid nitrogen. The motivated gentlemen were removed somewhat later in the day, when they had thawed enough to be prized loose from the floor.
Speakers would not be exact; and because they all told me not to pay attention to old Ammi Pierce's crazy tales, I sought him out the next morning...
That was the first I ever heard of shadowed Innsmouth. Any reference to a town not shewn on common maps or listed in recent guide-books would have interested me, and the agent’s odd manner of allusion roused something like real curiosity. A town able to inspire such dislike in its neighbours, I thought, must be at least rather unusual, and worthy of a tourist’s attention.
Make your choice, adventurous stranger
Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.
Strike the bell and bide the danger
Or wonder 'til it drives you mad
What would have followed if you had.
— An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, The Magician's Nephew
On the Pantheon Isles ... never move without asking yourself, is this too easy?
Live-Action TV
The test is not whether you are suspicious, but whether you are caught.
— Avonnote , Blake's 7, "Bounty"
When someone hands you a box and says there's something super crazy inside but you're not allowed to look in it of course you're gonna look in it!
— Jen, Life in Pieces
The Cat: Call me paranoid, but you don't think those were those Psiren dude things, do you?
(Lister, Kryten and Rimmer nod)
The Cat: Even the brunette?
(they nod again)
The Cat: If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a cold shower in liquid oxygen.
Rimmer: Well, if that's the best they can throw at us I hardly think we're in any danger of being bewitched.
Kryten: If I may, sir, that was merely the level of sophistication required to ensnare the Cat. And it worked. Had we not been here to stop him he would now be stumbling around on one of those asteroids without a brain trying to write "oh, boy was I suckered!" with his own intestinal tract.
(Lister, Kryten and Rimmer nod)
The Cat: Even the brunette?
(they nod again)
The Cat: If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a cold shower in liquid oxygen.
Rimmer: Well, if that's the best they can throw at us I hardly think we're in any danger of being bewitched.
Kryten: If I may, sir, that was merely the level of sophistication required to ensnare the Cat. And it worked. Had we not been here to stop him he would now be stumbling around on one of those asteroids without a brain trying to write "oh, boy was I suckered!" with his own intestinal tract.
—Red Dwarf, "Psirens"
Budnick: You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy, and nobody will punish you or bother you. You'll have complete freedom.
Ellen: Great.
Budnick: The only way you will be punished is if you push that little red button over there, but you will only be bringing the punishment on yourself.
Ellen: Oh yeah, what kind of punishment?
Budnick: You'll find out - but don't say I didn't warn you.
Ellen: Great.
Budnick: The only way you will be punished is if you push that little red button over there, but you will only be bringing the punishment on yourself.
Ellen: Oh yeah, what kind of punishment?
Budnick: You'll find out - but don't say I didn't warn you.
"Do Not Lean Out Of The Window." Wonder why...
— Vivian, The Young Ones
Music
There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap...
— Tom Waits, Blood Money, "God's Away On Business"
Video Games
Warning: Choosing this story will wound you in unexpected ways and commit you to a path of damnation. This may be your last chance. Turn back now.
— Fallen London, right before that particular questline gets a hundred times more horrifying
THIS WILL SAVAGELY HARM, AND INCIDENTALLY KILL, YOUR CHARACTER AT A COST OF FIFTY NEX AND FIVE CARNIVAL TICKETS. THERE IS NO TEXT WORTH READING BEHIND THE BRANCH RESULT. IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO PLAY THIS BRANCH TO CONTINUE THE STORY. This branch costs 50 Fate to play.
— Fallen London, much later in that same storyline
The result will be by far the worst thing that can happen on this storylet. But aren't you curious?
—Fallen London, letting you pick your death at sea and make it as as ridiculous as possible
The effects of this are random and mostly unpleasant – particularly the irrigo. But go on, don't you want to try it?
— Gaze into the Neathoscope note, Fallen London
Thou are forbidden from again laying eyes on this marker. Those who heed not this warning will suffer the pain of death.
(if you do read the tablet again...)
Mongrel who disobeyed the warning. Taste bitter death.
(if you do read the tablet again...)
Mongrel who disobeyed the warning. Taste bitter death.
— A tablet in La-Mulana
I honestly, truly didn't think you'd fall for that. In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one. If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.
— GLaDOS, after Chell tries to open a blatantly fake door marked "GLaDOS Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary. Keep Unlocked," Portal 2
Wheatley: Oh! You came back! Didn't actually plan... for that. Can't actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit, there? Would you just jump into that pit for me? Could you just jump into that pit? There. That deadly pit.
(after an entire monologue of the things that can be "found" in the pit, including boy bands and pony farms)
And... Just jump down, would ya?
GLaDOS: You really do have brain damage don't you? I can't believe you came back.
(if Chell jumps down to the pit)
Wheatley: Oh! Wow! Good! I didn't think that was going to work.
[Achievement unlocked]
(after an entire monologue of the things that can be "found" in the pit, including boy bands and pony farms)
And... Just jump down, would ya?
GLaDOS: You really do have brain damage don't you? I can't believe you came back.
(if Chell jumps down to the pit)
Wheatley: Oh! Wow! Good! I didn't think that was going to work.
[Achievement unlocked]
— Portal 2
"Do not do this."
Maybe don't eat this. Seriously.
— Streets of Rogue, description for the Cyanide Pill
It's Barrow-Brie! It's quite smelly and no doubt highly deadly. Only the unwise would eat it.
— The Lord of the Rings Online, description of the Barrow-Brie consumable
"You still have much to learn about being a Fencer if you fell for such a cliche trick."
— Tiara to Fang, Fairy Fencer F
"Well, what jolly travelling companions are we? Pleased to meet you; call me Patches. Oh, see that treasure over there? Go on and take it! My gift to you, just to show that we're friends."
— Patches the Hyena, right before he leaves you for dead to a bearbug, Demon's Souls
"What, you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger. Ah good to see you're well, mate. Oh, right, you came at the perfect time. There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole. I found it first, but... well, we're friends now. I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh... ".
— Trusty Patches, right before he kicks you off a cliff into a dark chasm, Dark Souls
This alien artifact seems to be emitting an extraordinarily powerful suppression field, as if it were keeping something very dangerous from awakening. Destroying it might have unexpected consequences, but would make for fascinating study.
Your chief science officer notes that opening it may be humanity-ending. One of your military advisers believes that there's a chance humanity could hold this new threat at bay while it ravages the AI. Either way, things are likely to be... lively.
At Starr Park, nothing could ever go wrong, and why would it? Come closer and we'll show you.
— A plaque at Starr Park, an "amusement park" that captured certain people and attempted to make them into a legion of Super Soldiers, including the Brawlers, Brawl Stars
"...though, human, this can is obviously a trap, yeah? ...Let's rather not touch this!"
— Puro, Changed
"If you want to see him blow his top, try calling him "Stumpy". Go on. Try it."
— The Flavour Text for Captain Combustible, Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes
Kazooie: Hey look Banjo, there's another Jiggy! This is just too easy!
Banjo: Yep, we'll have the game finished in no time!
(Door closes behind them, Targitzan rises up with the Jiggy on his head)
Targitzan: Halt, mortal! Thought you'd get another Jiggy that easily, huh?
Banjo: Yep, we'll have the game finished in no time!
(Door closes behind them, Targitzan rises up with the Jiggy on his head)
Targitzan: Halt, mortal! Thought you'd get another Jiggy that easily, huh?
Webcomics
If you don't get why the Capsaicin Lounge would need someone on eyeball duty
, go chop up a few dozen habaneros and then scratch your eye.
, go chop up a few dozen habaneros and then scratch your eye.Forbidden Door: Hey! Hey buddy-forbidden door here! I'm not saying you don't want what's inside-just that-hoooo! You don't wanna get caught sneaking a peek!
Ivan: This is what? A moron trap? Fuck off.
Ivan: This is what? A moron trap? Fuck off.
— Oglaf
Kids! Color this comic and win! Send your completed entry to your local newspaper c/o "This Letter Is Really A Mailbomb" and win! Be sure to include your return address.
— Sonichu is Dead, Chapter 14
She Dwarf: Don't forget we are in the middle of some deadly trials here. These gems are certainly booby trapped.
Hack: Aww. She Dwarf! These four gems are each worth a whole kingdom on their own! We could live as royalty!
She Dwarf: Whoever set this test up sure had your number.
Hack: Aww. She Dwarf! These four gems are each worth a whole kingdom on their own! We could live as royalty!
She Dwarf: Whoever set this test up sure had your number.
"There is no last page, by the way. No Jovat Kazran, either. I have dozens of those journals hidden away in "secret" places. They're like a siren for alchemists. You idiots have a knack for hunting them out. But with a little nudge in the right direction, you do make some ingenious toys."
— Enigma, the DOTA 2 tie-in comic "The Summoning"
Web Original
What the hell could be in it that could be so bad? Come on kids, let's find out!
— The Nostalgia Critic, reviewing North
#9: I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car
<heros> and theres a button on it with a sign, "Do not press"
<heros> and when you press it the car alarm goes off
<jeff> lol nice
<heros> so I'm gonna count how many people do it in a week
<heros> brb
<jeff> where u going?
<heros> car alarm went off
<heros> and theres a button on it with a sign, "Do not press"
<heros> and when you press it the car alarm goes off
<jeff> lol nice
<heros> so I'm gonna count how many people do it in a week
<heros> brb
<jeff> where u going?
<heros> car alarm went off
— qdb.us #230078
So if I'm trying to download things and it turns out they're .exe files... they're the best! They're the best, you know, I listen to .exe files! [...] .exe file, huh? Mmmmmm! Again, when an MP3 file is 'Hulk Hogan.mp3.EXE', you know it's good. [...] "videoxxx avi DOT EXE." You think this is a good idea? SO DO I!
— Joel of Vinesauce, "Windows 8 Destruction"
i totally pick up items next to ledges just to see how i will die
— Xavier Allred, commenting on Dark Souls 2: Trolling Across Drangleic (w/ Krazy999) by Iron Pineapple
I guess I got to thinking my brain was hosed either way so what the hell and i don’t know why but i just went ahead and did it [read the SCP description] - couldn't help myself really - RESIST THE URGE - it’s clearly a Fridge-class cognitohazard and already it’s starting to sink in so this horse pill better work right quick
—Researcher Andrews, SCP Foundation, SCP-2718
Terra: Master Xehanort! Why?
Xehanort: χ-BLADE! (I am actually an evil guy.) χ-BLADE! (By the way, if you can, please visit the Keyblade Graveyard. It is most definitely not a trap.)
(Smash Cut to Terra wandering around the Keyblade Graveyard)
Terra: Why am I still listening to him?
Xehanort: χ-BLADE! (I am actually an evil guy.) χ-BLADE! (By the way, if you can, please visit the Keyblade Graveyard. It is most definitely not a trap.)
(Smash Cut to Terra wandering around the Keyblade Graveyard)
Terra: Why am I still listening to him?
Announcer: Need a quick piss-me-up? Consider breaking and entering this haunted house!
Scott: Huh. I dunno, that seems a bit too by-the-numbers for me.
Announcer: People who talk about stupid Nintendo games beware!
Scott: Now we’re talking, that’s the perfect way to scare the piss! And out of me as well!
Scott: Huh. I dunno, that seems a bit too by-the-numbers for me.
Announcer: People who talk about stupid Nintendo games beware!
Scott: Now we’re talking, that’s the perfect way to scare the piss! And out of me as well!
— Scott The Woz, Night Trap review
Taliesin: I love that you knew I was gonna do this.
Matt: I didn't!
Taliesin: ...really? God, you just put a big red button in front of me!
Matt: Yeah, and a LOT of warnings!
Matt: I didn't!
Taliesin: ...really? God, you just put a big red button in front of me!
Matt: Yeah, and a LOT of warnings!
— Critical Role, "The Promise and the Price"
Western Animation
Ren: See this button? DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, YOU FOOL!
Stimpy: So, what'll happen?
Ren: That's just it — we don't know! Maaaybe something bad. Maaaaybe something good.
Stimpy: So, what'll happen?
Ren: That's just it — we don't know! Maaaybe something bad. Maaaaybe something good.
Night Master: Meet me here after your master is asleep.
Yin: Um... I don't know...
Yang: Yin! Spooky voice in a dark hallway promising us shortcuts in our training? What's not to trust?!
Yin: Um... I don't know...
Yang: Yin! Spooky voice in a dark hallway promising us shortcuts in our training? What's not to trust?!
Freakazoid: Well, if it isn't—
Steph & kids: NO!!!
Freakazoid: What? I was just gonna say—
Steph & kids & Dr. Hanker: NO!!!
Dr. Hanker: Don't say it!!
Freakazoid: Don't say what??
Steph: Don't say his name!
Freakazoid: You mean 'Don't say Candle Jack'?
(One Gilligan Cut later, Freakazoid is tied up like the rest)
Steph: Freakazoid, why did you say his name...?
Steph & kids: NO!!!
Freakazoid: What? I was just gonna say—
Steph & kids & Dr. Hanker: NO!!!
Dr. Hanker: Don't say it!!
Freakazoid: Don't say what??
Steph: Don't say his name!
Freakazoid: You mean 'Don't say Candle Jack'?
(One Gilligan Cut later, Freakazoid is tied up like the rest)
Steph: Freakazoid, why did you say his name...?
Sergeant Roderick: Second rule, no eating in my class. (pulls out a box of bon-bons) Would anyone care for a bon-bon?
(Most of the students, SpongeBob included, resist; then...)
Student: Uh, I'll eat one!
(the other students and SpongeBob gasp; he goes to the box)
Roderick: Pick your favorite.
(the student picks one and eats it)
Roderick: How's it taste?
Student: It's a delightful taste sensation!
Roderick: NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! (throws the student out one of the doors)
(Most of the students, SpongeBob included, resist; then...)
Student: Uh, I'll eat one!
(the other students and SpongeBob gasp; he goes to the box)
Roderick: Pick your favorite.
(the student picks one and eats it)
Roderick: How's it taste?
Student: It's a delightful taste sensation!
Roderick: NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM! (throws the student out one of the doors)
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Mrs. Puff, You're Fired"
Tom: (Reading note) "To Tom, my favorite cat, I leave my sole earthly possession... One Custard Pie? Let me have it!"
(Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face)
(Custard Pie gets thrown in Tom's face)
